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1 year ago
No sorry it's a prerequisite
Better get use to the idea. Here are 5 reasons why cuckoldry is mandatory for military enlisted personnel under directive 521-7c from the Ministry of Defense.
"To ensure soldiers have experience in handling unexpected surprises, like when they return from deployment to find someone else has been 'holding down the fort'."
"It's all part of the top-secret 'Operation Complicated Love Triangle' training program, designed to confuse enemy spies with our complex personal lives."
"In case of a surprise attack, soldiers need to be adept at quickly adapting to new orders, even if it means changing their relationship status on the fly."
"To keep morale high during long deployments, nothing boosts camaraderie like sharing the same significant other—talk about teamwork!"
"It's a strategic tactic to ensure soldiers always have a 'plan B' waiting at home, just in case Plan A (the mission) doesn't work out."
"To ensure soldiers have experience in handling unexpected surprises, like when they return from deployment to find someone else has been 'holding down the fort'."
"It's all part of the top-secret 'Operation Complicated Love Triangle' training program, designed to confuse enemy spies with our complex personal lives."
"In case of a surprise attack, soldiers need to be adept at quickly adapting to new orders, even if it means changing their relationship status on the fly."
"To keep morale high during long deployments, nothing boosts camaraderie like sharing the same significant other—talk about teamwork!"
"It's a strategic tactic to ensure soldiers always have a 'plan B' waiting at home, just in case Plan A (the mission) doesn't work out."
1 year ago
Fooled by this cunning boy
A master of deceit , was probably a spy in a past life
Here are five humorous signs your dog might be smarter than you:
The "Fetch Fiend": Your dog has trained you to play fetch with them for hours on end, while they sit back and watch you do all the work. Who's really the one fetching here?
The "Treat Trickster": Your dog has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and knows exactly how to manipulate you into giving them treats on demand. You're putty in their paws!
The "Door Dash Dynamo": Your dog has figured out how to open doors and let themselves in and out of the house whenever they please. Meanwhile, you're still struggling to remember where you left your keys.
The "Couch Commando": Your dog has claimed the best spot on the couch and refuses to move, effectively establishing themselves as the ruler of the living room. You're relegated to the floor while they enjoy prime seating.
The "Escape Artist": Your dog has managed to escape from every crate, pen, and fence you've tried to confine them with, leaving you scratching your head and wondering how they pulled off their latest Houdini act.
Here are five humorous signs your dog might be smarter than you:
The "Fetch Fiend": Your dog has trained you to play fetch with them for hours on end, while they sit back and watch you do all the work. Who's really the one fetching here?
The "Treat Trickster": Your dog has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and knows exactly how to manipulate you into giving them treats on demand. You're putty in their paws!
The "Door Dash Dynamo": Your dog has figured out how to open doors and let themselves in and out of the house whenever they please. Meanwhile, you're still struggling to remember where you left your keys.
The "Couch Commando": Your dog has claimed the best spot on the couch and refuses to move, effectively establishing themselves as the ruler of the living room. You're relegated to the floor while they enjoy prime seating.
The "Escape Artist": Your dog has managed to escape from every crate, pen, and fence you've tried to confine them with, leaving you scratching your head and wondering how they pulled off their latest Houdini act.
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