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1 year ago
Unemployment didn't suit him
Better a job you hate then a rent you can't pay
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
1 year ago
1 year ago
Buy cheaper pizza
Really DO NOT finance a pizza. If that's not enough bad financial advice for you we have you covered with 5 more :
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
1 year ago
We're all procrastinating
Load up another few memes whatever you need to do can wait. We even spent the time going online and finding some studies that support the truth that procrastinating and watching memes is a healthy winner trait.
"Embrace the Wait: The Art of Procrastination and Productivity"
"Discover how delaying tasks can lead to bursts of creativity and innovation, turning procrastination from foe to friend!"
"The Procrastinator's Advantage: Why Putting Off Today Can Lead to Success Tomorrow"
"Learn how procrastinators thrive under pressure, harnessing the power of last-minute inspiration to conquer deadlines and achieve greatness!"
"Delayed Gratification: The Surprising Benefits of Procrastination in a Fast-Paced World"
"Unlock the secrets of delayed gratification and see how procrastination cultivates patience, perseverance, and a deeper appreciation for life's little joys!"
"Procrastination Nation: How Putting Things Off Can Lead to Better Decision-Making and Enhanced Creativity"
"Join the procrastination revolution and discover how giving yourself time to marinate on ideas can result in clearer thinking, better problem-solving, and a more vibrant imagination!"
"Procrastinate to Procreate: How Delaying Tasks Can Spark Joy, Reduce Stress, and Improve Relationships"
"Explore the unexpected benefits of procrastination in fostering work-life balance, strengthening social connections, and reclaiming precious moments of relaxation in a busy world!"
"Embrace the Wait: The Art of Procrastination and Productivity"
"Discover how delaying tasks can lead to bursts of creativity and innovation, turning procrastination from foe to friend!"
"The Procrastinator's Advantage: Why Putting Off Today Can Lead to Success Tomorrow"
"Learn how procrastinators thrive under pressure, harnessing the power of last-minute inspiration to conquer deadlines and achieve greatness!"
"Delayed Gratification: The Surprising Benefits of Procrastination in a Fast-Paced World"
"Unlock the secrets of delayed gratification and see how procrastination cultivates patience, perseverance, and a deeper appreciation for life's little joys!"
"Procrastination Nation: How Putting Things Off Can Lead to Better Decision-Making and Enhanced Creativity"
"Join the procrastination revolution and discover how giving yourself time to marinate on ideas can result in clearer thinking, better problem-solving, and a more vibrant imagination!"
"Procrastinate to Procreate: How Delaying Tasks Can Spark Joy, Reduce Stress, and Improve Relationships"
"Explore the unexpected benefits of procrastination in fostering work-life balance, strengthening social connections, and reclaiming precious moments of relaxation in a busy world!"
1 year ago
1 year ago
1 year ago
Fail with huge consequences
This hurt to read. A few reasons why not to fuck your family members as if Chris-Chan would read this page at one point and this info is needed.
"The Family Feud Fallout: Who needs Thanksgiving drama when you can have a lifetime of awkward family gatherings? Congratulations, you've just won the prestigious title of 'Most Likely to Ruin Family Reunions'—hope you enjoy explaining why you can never look Uncle Bob in the eye again.
"The Gene Pool Party Pooper: Ever dreamt of turning family gatherings into a game of genetic Russian roulette? Say hello to your worst nightmare: a lifetime of worrying whether your offspring will inherit Aunt Mildred's beady eyes or Uncle Frank's unibrow. Who knew that family tree could have so many twisted branches?
"The Incestuous Inquisition: Prepare for a lifetime of awkward questions and judgmental stares as you navigate the treacherous waters of sibling love. From uncomfortable interrogations by nosy neighbors to whispered gossip at family gatherings, you'll never escape the prying eyes of the incestuous inquisition.
"The Parental Pandemonium: Brace yourself for the ultimate showdown: facing your parents after they discover your taboo tryst. Get ready for a symphony of disappointed sighs, horrified gasps, and dramatic declarations of eternal damnation. Who knew that breaking the 'no sex with siblings' rule could have such dire consequences?
"The Freudian Fiasco: Congratulations, you've just earned yourself a lifetime subscription to Freudian therapy. Get ready to unpack years of unresolved childhood trauma, repressed memories, and Oedipal fantasies—all while trying to avoid making eye contact with your therapist. Remember: denial is just a river in Egypt.
"The Family Feud Fallout: Who needs Thanksgiving drama when you can have a lifetime of awkward family gatherings? Congratulations, you've just won the prestigious title of 'Most Likely to Ruin Family Reunions'—hope you enjoy explaining why you can never look Uncle Bob in the eye again.
"The Gene Pool Party Pooper: Ever dreamt of turning family gatherings into a game of genetic Russian roulette? Say hello to your worst nightmare: a lifetime of worrying whether your offspring will inherit Aunt Mildred's beady eyes or Uncle Frank's unibrow. Who knew that family tree could have so many twisted branches?
"The Incestuous Inquisition: Prepare for a lifetime of awkward questions and judgmental stares as you navigate the treacherous waters of sibling love. From uncomfortable interrogations by nosy neighbors to whispered gossip at family gatherings, you'll never escape the prying eyes of the incestuous inquisition.
"The Parental Pandemonium: Brace yourself for the ultimate showdown: facing your parents after they discover your taboo tryst. Get ready for a symphony of disappointed sighs, horrified gasps, and dramatic declarations of eternal damnation. Who knew that breaking the 'no sex with siblings' rule could have such dire consequences?
"The Freudian Fiasco: Congratulations, you've just earned yourself a lifetime subscription to Freudian therapy. Get ready to unpack years of unresolved childhood trauma, repressed memories, and Oedipal fantasies—all while trying to avoid making eye contact with your therapist. Remember: denial is just a river in Egypt.
