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10 months ago
Unemployment didn't suit him
Better a job you hate then a rent you can't pay
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
7 months ago
10 months ago
A strategic misstep
She probably suspects way worse now. I asked our intern Kyle to write 5 possible stories but since he's spent like 7 years in the bighouse they all came out jail related.
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
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