What would you chose?

Run, find another job

Maybe my gums wouldn't bleed if you wouldn't poke them with a metal spike Sharon! here's a few reasons you should STOP Sharon:

"The Cavity Crusader Conundrum": "Because every time Sharon wields that sharp metal thing, it feels like she's on a quest to excavate buried treasure from your molars. Next thing you know, you'll be hearing her shout 'Arr, matey!' as she searches for the elusive gold doubloon hiding behind your bicuspids."

"The Gingivitis Gaffe": "Because Sharon's poking technique is so precise, it's like she's playing a game of Operation with your gums. One wrong move, and you'll be hearing that dreaded buzzer sound while your enamel is left feeling like it just lost a round of Russian roulette."

"The Dental Drama Dilemma": "Because Sharon's poking skills are so legendary, they could give Freddy Krueger a run for his money. It's like a horror movie every time you sit in the dental chair, with Sharon playing the role of the villainous dentist determined to extract every last drop of saliva from your mouth."

"The Flossing Fiasco": "Because Sharon's poking technique is so aggressive, it's like she's trying to start a bonfire with dental floss. You're left wondering if she's secretly auditioning for the role of the world's most enthusiastic dental hygienist or if she's just sharpening her skills for the next medieval reenactment."

"The Toothpick Tango": "Because every time Sharon pokes your teeth with that sharp metal thing, it's like she's performing a delicate ballet with your incisors. You're half expecting her to break into a rendition of 'Swan Lake' as she twirls around your molars, leaving a trail of toothpaste and laughter in her wake."

Unlike this player who never nails anything

Or so i'm told memes are my escapism of choice
Many regrettable things can happen when you get shitfaced such as

The "Urgent Urge":
You underestimate your bladder's rebellion after too many drinks and embark on a frantic quest for a restroom, realizing too late that it's already too little, too late.

The "Projectile Protest":
Attempting a discreet vomit session, you find yourself in the wrong spot, spraying your surroundings with an unexpected technicolor yawn.

The "Toilet Tango":
Misjudging the distance, you perform a splashdown maneuver, turning your bathroom into a splashy scene from a water park.

The "Barstool Surprise":
Seeking refuge on a barstool, you discover too late it's already occupied – by your own vomit.

The "Ink Incident":
An uncontrollable laugh leads to an unexpected vomit stream, transforming your night into a messy masterpiece.

They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real

The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"

The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"

The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"

The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"

The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"

Yes they just keep getting worse