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11 months ago
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11 months ago
Rude but honest
Follow him for more flirting tips, here are five humorous reasons a food delivery person might love an overweight woman customer:
Endless Appetite Appreciation: Who wouldn't love delivering to someone who appreciates food as much as they do? The delivery person knows they'll always be met with excitement and enthusiasm, making every delivery feel like a culinary victory.
Generous Tips Galore: Overweight customers are notorious for their generous tipping habits, ensuring that the delivery person's pockets are always lined with extra cash. Plus, they might even get treated to a bonus snack or two as a token of appreciation!
Built-in Taste Tester: With an overweight customer, there's always the chance of being invited in for a taste test of their latest culinary creations. From homemade cookies to decadent desserts, the delivery person gets to enjoy the perks of being a taste tester on the job.
Friendly Fitness Motivation: Overweight customers are often the most appreciative of a little extra exercise, giving the delivery person the perfect opportunity to get their steps in for the day. It's like getting paid to work out—what's not to love?
Instant Fan Club: Overweight customers are known for their warmth and friendliness, making every delivery feel like a reunion with an old friend. The delivery person knows they'll always be greeted with a smile and maybe even a hug, making their job feel more like a social outing than work.
Endless Appetite Appreciation: Who wouldn't love delivering to someone who appreciates food as much as they do? The delivery person knows they'll always be met with excitement and enthusiasm, making every delivery feel like a culinary victory.
Generous Tips Galore: Overweight customers are notorious for their generous tipping habits, ensuring that the delivery person's pockets are always lined with extra cash. Plus, they might even get treated to a bonus snack or two as a token of appreciation!
Built-in Taste Tester: With an overweight customer, there's always the chance of being invited in for a taste test of their latest culinary creations. From homemade cookies to decadent desserts, the delivery person gets to enjoy the perks of being a taste tester on the job.
Friendly Fitness Motivation: Overweight customers are often the most appreciative of a little extra exercise, giving the delivery person the perfect opportunity to get their steps in for the day. It's like getting paid to work out—what's not to love?
Instant Fan Club: Overweight customers are known for their warmth and friendliness, making every delivery feel like a reunion with an old friend. The delivery person knows they'll always be greeted with a smile and maybe even a hug, making their job feel more like a social outing than work.
11 months ago
No it does not
Use the long form next time my guy, we only came up with even longer forms since you guys obviously need a way to express this:
The Shanghai Sprout: This twink is as fresh and vibrant as the bustling streets of Shanghai, with a youthful charm that's impossible to ignore.
The Peking Peep: Like a curious bird peeking out from its nest, this twink captures attention with its playful demeanor and irresistible allure.
The Forbidden Fortune: With a mischievous grin and a twinkle in his eye, this twink is like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered in the depths of ancient Chinese folklore.
The Dim Sum Delight: Petite and full of flavor, this twink is a delightful treat for those craving a taste of something exotic and adventurous.
The Panda Prince: Adorable and cuddly, like a panda cub frolicking in the bamboo forests of Chengdu, this twink is sure to steal hearts wherever he goes.
The Shanghai Sprout: This twink is as fresh and vibrant as the bustling streets of Shanghai, with a youthful charm that's impossible to ignore.
The Peking Peep: Like a curious bird peeking out from its nest, this twink captures attention with its playful demeanor and irresistible allure.
The Forbidden Fortune: With a mischievous grin and a twinkle in his eye, this twink is like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered in the depths of ancient Chinese folklore.
The Dim Sum Delight: Petite and full of flavor, this twink is a delightful treat for those craving a taste of something exotic and adventurous.
The Panda Prince: Adorable and cuddly, like a panda cub frolicking in the bamboo forests of Chengdu, this twink is sure to steal hearts wherever he goes.
11 months ago
Friendship is hard work
Squirrel would get bored too unlike this persons friend who enjoys whimsical facts and questions in the middle of the night. As a person with as many friends as Zoidberg from Futurama I'd take a dead rat if it offered me any sort of companionship and warmth so I'm inclined to say having a friend who bothers you at 2 30 am is a good thing. Here's 5 reasons why:
"The Insomnia Improv": Who needs sleep when you have friends who turn late-night chats into impromptu comedy shows? With their hilarious antics and never-ending banter, they'll have you laughing until the wee hours of the morning—and who needs sleep when you're having this much fun?
"The Midnight Munchies Madness": When your friends are night owls, every midnight snack run turns into a culinary adventure. Whether it's raiding the fridge for leftovers or embarking on a quest for the perfect slice of pizza, they'll keep your stomach—and your spirits—satisfied well past bedtime.
"The Slumber Party Shakedown": With friends who keep you up at night, every sleepover is an epic saga of secrets, silliness, and shared memories. From pillow fights to prank calls, they turn mundane evenings into unforgettable adventures—and who needs sleep when you're busy making memories?
"The Twilight Time Travelers": With friends who keep you up at night, every conversation is a journey through time and space. From debating the meaning of life to dissecting the plot holes in your favorite movies, they'll take you on a whirlwind tour of the universe—and who needs sleep when you're busy exploring the cosmos?
"The Insomniac Innovators": When your friends are night owls, every late-night brainstorming session is a stroke of genius waiting to happen. With their creative energy and boundless enthusiasm, they'll inspire you to dream bigger, laugh louder, and stay up way past your bedtime—and who needs sleep when you're busy changing the world?
"The Insomnia Improv": Who needs sleep when you have friends who turn late-night chats into impromptu comedy shows? With their hilarious antics and never-ending banter, they'll have you laughing until the wee hours of the morning—and who needs sleep when you're having this much fun?
"The Midnight Munchies Madness": When your friends are night owls, every midnight snack run turns into a culinary adventure. Whether it's raiding the fridge for leftovers or embarking on a quest for the perfect slice of pizza, they'll keep your stomach—and your spirits—satisfied well past bedtime.
"The Slumber Party Shakedown": With friends who keep you up at night, every sleepover is an epic saga of secrets, silliness, and shared memories. From pillow fights to prank calls, they turn mundane evenings into unforgettable adventures—and who needs sleep when you're busy making memories?
"The Twilight Time Travelers": With friends who keep you up at night, every conversation is a journey through time and space. From debating the meaning of life to dissecting the plot holes in your favorite movies, they'll take you on a whirlwind tour of the universe—and who needs sleep when you're busy exploring the cosmos?
"The Insomniac Innovators": When your friends are night owls, every late-night brainstorming session is a stroke of genius waiting to happen. With their creative energy and boundless enthusiasm, they'll inspire you to dream bigger, laugh louder, and stay up way past your bedtime—and who needs sleep when you're busy changing the world?
11 months ago
Temporary potato holder
A job offer for his tremendous language skills so naturally we came up with 5 more but none can match this memes gusto for language...we ran out of glue to huff today
"Vegetable Vigilante": Take aim and launch your way to victory with this veggie-powered marvel! Whether you're warding off garden pests or staging a backyard showdown, the Vegetable Vigilante is your trusty sidekick in all things green.
"Spud Slinger Supreme": Get ready to sling some serious spuds with this high-powered contraption! With its pneumatic prowess and precision engineering, the Spud Slinger Supreme is your ticket to potato-based glory.
"Tuber Tornado Twister": Brace yourself for a whirlwind of tuber-tossing fun! With the Tuber Tornado Twister, you'll be launching vegetables with the force of a hurricane, turning your backyard into a veritable potato paradise.
"Root Veggie Rocket Launcher": Blast off into the stratosphere with the Root Veggie Rocket Launcher! Whether you're aiming for the stars or just trying to impress your friends, this air-powered marvel is sure to send your veggies soaring.
"Starch-Powered Surprise Machine": Prepare to be amazed by the Starch-Powered Surprise Machine! With its ingenious design and potato-propelled propulsion system, you'll be unleashing a world of wonder in your backyard.
"Vegetable Vigilante": Take aim and launch your way to victory with this veggie-powered marvel! Whether you're warding off garden pests or staging a backyard showdown, the Vegetable Vigilante is your trusty sidekick in all things green.
"Spud Slinger Supreme": Get ready to sling some serious spuds with this high-powered contraption! With its pneumatic prowess and precision engineering, the Spud Slinger Supreme is your ticket to potato-based glory.
"Tuber Tornado Twister": Brace yourself for a whirlwind of tuber-tossing fun! With the Tuber Tornado Twister, you'll be launching vegetables with the force of a hurricane, turning your backyard into a veritable potato paradise.
"Root Veggie Rocket Launcher": Blast off into the stratosphere with the Root Veggie Rocket Launcher! Whether you're aiming for the stars or just trying to impress your friends, this air-powered marvel is sure to send your veggies soaring.
"Starch-Powered Surprise Machine": Prepare to be amazed by the Starch-Powered Surprise Machine! With its ingenious design and potato-propelled propulsion system, you'll be unleashing a world of wonder in your backyard.
