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7 months ago
What a lovely caring professional
Awesome how you can be sure he has no creepy ulterior motive right...right? He couldn't be sexually attracted to your chompers could he? We think he absolutely could and here are some reasons why:
"The Enamored Examination:" Your dentist spends an unusually long time inspecting your teeth, treating each one with the kind of care and attention usually reserved for a romantic partner. You half-expect them to whisper sweet nothings to your molars.
"The Flirtatious Flossing:" Your dentist's flossing technique is more sensual than sanitary, as they gently guide the floss between your teeth with a suggestive smile. You can't help but feel like you're in a dental-themed romance novel.
"The Cavity Compliments:" Your dentist can't stop complimenting your teeth, showering them with praise and adoration as if they were the stars of a Hollywood smile commercial. You start to wonder if your incisors have a secret admirer.
"The Sensual Scaling:" Your dentist's scaling technique is unexpectedly sensual, as they glide the scaler along your teeth with a delicate touch that sends shivers down your spine. You can't help but feel like you're in a dentist-themed ASMR video.
"The Seductive Sealant:" Your dentist applies sealant to your teeth with a flirtatious flourish, making suggestive comments about how "strong and resilient" your enamel is. You can't decide if you're at the dentist's office or in a dental-themed episode of "The Bachelor."
"The Enamored Examination:" Your dentist spends an unusually long time inspecting your teeth, treating each one with the kind of care and attention usually reserved for a romantic partner. You half-expect them to whisper sweet nothings to your molars.
"The Flirtatious Flossing:" Your dentist's flossing technique is more sensual than sanitary, as they gently guide the floss between your teeth with a suggestive smile. You can't help but feel like you're in a dental-themed romance novel.
"The Cavity Compliments:" Your dentist can't stop complimenting your teeth, showering them with praise and adoration as if they were the stars of a Hollywood smile commercial. You start to wonder if your incisors have a secret admirer.
"The Sensual Scaling:" Your dentist's scaling technique is unexpectedly sensual, as they glide the scaler along your teeth with a delicate touch that sends shivers down your spine. You can't help but feel like you're in a dentist-themed ASMR video.
"The Seductive Sealant:" Your dentist applies sealant to your teeth with a flirtatious flourish, making suggestive comments about how "strong and resilient" your enamel is. You can't decide if you're at the dentist's office or in a dental-themed episode of "The Bachelor."
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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