Every time someone rich gives financial advice

But it's because you spend money on coffee and avocado toast though. I'm obviously not rich, shocker right, so I was thinking maybe rich people should shut the fuck up regarding the stuff they say regarding WHY they are rich in the first place! Maybe don't patronize us poorys. here are a few reasons why the rich should shut the fuck up sometimes:

"The Trust Fund Tyrants": Hey, Mr. Moneybags, your financial advice is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. When your biggest concern is which diamond-studded watch to wear, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to afford groceries. So how about you take a seat in your ivory tower and leave the real advice to those of us who actually have to work for a living?

"The Silver Spoon Sages": Listen up, Princess Prada, your financial wisdom is about as relevant as a snowplow in the Sahara. While you're busy sipping champagne on your private jet, the rest of us are struggling to make ends meet. Maybe instead of lecturing us about investments, you could try donating some of that excess cash to charity—assuming you even know what that word means.

"The Wealthy Whiners": Oh, boo-hoo, Mr. Moneybags, did your stock portfolio take a hit? Cry me a river, why don't you? While you're sulking in your penthouse suite, the rest of us are scraping by on minimum wage. So how about you spare us the sob story about your yacht maintenance fees and try living in the real world for once?

"The Greedy Goblins": Hey there, Scrooge McRich, ever hear of the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Probably not, considering you've never had to worry about paying rent or affording healthcare. Maybe instead of hoarding your wealth like a dragon with its gold, you could try spreading some of that financial advice to those who actually need it—like, I don't know, the 99% of us who aren't swimming in gold coins.

"The Privileged Pricks": Newsflash, Richie Rich, your financial advice is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. When your idea of a financial struggle is deciding which summer home to vacation in, you might want to reconsider doling out advice to those of us who are just trying to make it to payday without overdrawing our bank accounts. So how about you take your trust fund and shove it where the sun don't shine?