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So taking advantage of a drunk person is alright morally? News to me so I adjusted my entire worldview to encompass this new information. here are some fun ways you can take advantage of drunk people near you:

"The Inebriated Investment": Taking advantage of a drunk person is like finding money on the sidewalk—it's not stealing if they don't remember where they left it! Besides, they'll thank you later for the unforgettable experience you helped them have.

"The Boozy Bargain": When someone's had a few too many, it's like they're offering you a discount on their dignity. It's not exploitation; it's just savvy shopping! After all, who can resist a good deal?

"The Tipsy Tease": Taking advantage of a drunk person is like playing a game of "finders keepers" with their inhibitions. It's not manipulation; it's just a little harmless fun! Besides, they'll have a great story to tell once they sober up.

"The Soused Social Contract": When someone's had one too many, they've basically signed a contract agreeing to whatever happens next. It's not coercion; it's just following the terms and conditions of drunken camaraderie! And hey, they'll probably laugh about it in the morning.

"The Drunken Donation": Taking advantage of a drunk person is like accepting a generous gift from the universe. It's not exploitation; it's just redistributing the wealth of their poor decision-making! Plus, they'll never remember it anyway, so what's the harm?