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11 months ago
Live Fearlessly My Dear
That time of the month! Everybody knows how happy women get during that time! Annoying your wife with playful hijinks is a really good strategy to strengthen your relationship since if she doesn't kill you it's all working fine.
here are a few reasons why annoying your wife during her period is a good ideal
"The Hormonal Hijinks": Annoying your wife during her period is like playing a game of emotional roulette—never knowing whether you'll get tears, anger, or laughter in response. It's a wild ride of hormonal hijinks that keeps life interesting and your marriage on its toes.
"The PMS Prankster": Annoying your wife during her period is a surefire way to unleash your inner prankster and keep the laughter flowing. From hiding the chocolate stash to hiding the remote control, it's all fair game when it comes to PMS-induced shenanigans.
"The Cramp Comedy Hour": Annoying your wife during her period is like adding a dose of levity to the monthly cramp-fest. Whether you're cracking jokes or performing impromptu dance routines, anything to distract from the discomfort is fair game—even if it means risking a pillow to the face.
"The Menstrual Mischief Maker": Annoying your wife during her period is a time-honored tradition that keeps the marriage strong and the laughter flowing. Whether it's pretending not to understand her cryptic cravings or teasing her about her newfound superpowers of emotional intensity, it's all in good fun—until she breaks out the chocolate.
"The Period Prankster": Annoying your wife during her period is like adding a splash of humor to the monthly cycle of mood swings and cravings. Whether you're leaving cheesy love notes around the house or serenading her with period-themed parodies of her favorite songs, it's a lighthearted way to weather the storm and keep the love alive.
here are a few reasons why annoying your wife during her period is a good ideal
"The Hormonal Hijinks": Annoying your wife during her period is like playing a game of emotional roulette—never knowing whether you'll get tears, anger, or laughter in response. It's a wild ride of hormonal hijinks that keeps life interesting and your marriage on its toes.
"The PMS Prankster": Annoying your wife during her period is a surefire way to unleash your inner prankster and keep the laughter flowing. From hiding the chocolate stash to hiding the remote control, it's all fair game when it comes to PMS-induced shenanigans.
"The Cramp Comedy Hour": Annoying your wife during her period is like adding a dose of levity to the monthly cramp-fest. Whether you're cracking jokes or performing impromptu dance routines, anything to distract from the discomfort is fair game—even if it means risking a pillow to the face.
"The Menstrual Mischief Maker": Annoying your wife during her period is a time-honored tradition that keeps the marriage strong and the laughter flowing. Whether it's pretending not to understand her cryptic cravings or teasing her about her newfound superpowers of emotional intensity, it's all in good fun—until she breaks out the chocolate.
"The Period Prankster": Annoying your wife during her period is like adding a splash of humor to the monthly cycle of mood swings and cravings. Whether you're leaving cheesy love notes around the house or serenading her with period-themed parodies of her favorite songs, it's a lighthearted way to weather the storm and keep the love alive.
11 months ago
Batman couldn't get that out of me
He advertised it though! Here's a few suppositions about ol' Benny's sex life:
The Diminutive Dismay: "Because Ben Shapiro's bedroom prowess is as underwhelming as his stature—rumor has it his wife needs a microscope to find where he's hiding his 'facts.'"
The Libertarian Lament: "Because Ben Shapiro's sex life is about as liberated as his political ideology—let's just say it's more 'small government' than 'big finish.'"
The Conservative Cuddle: "Because Ben Shapiro's idea of 'aftercare' is handing his wife a copy of 'The Constitution' and a signed headshot—nothing says 'post-coital bliss' like a lecture on individual rights."
The Right-Wing Reject: "Because Ben Shapiro's bedroom antics are about as exciting as a congressional filibuster—his wife's orgasms are just like his speeches: short, unsatisfying, and leaving you wondering if anything actually happened."
The Neocon No-Show: "Because Ben Shapiro's sexual performance is like his political commentary—aggressive, overbearing, and leaving everyone involved desperately longing for something a bit more progressive."
The Diminutive Dismay: "Because Ben Shapiro's bedroom prowess is as underwhelming as his stature—rumor has it his wife needs a microscope to find where he's hiding his 'facts.'"
The Libertarian Lament: "Because Ben Shapiro's sex life is about as liberated as his political ideology—let's just say it's more 'small government' than 'big finish.'"
The Conservative Cuddle: "Because Ben Shapiro's idea of 'aftercare' is handing his wife a copy of 'The Constitution' and a signed headshot—nothing says 'post-coital bliss' like a lecture on individual rights."
The Right-Wing Reject: "Because Ben Shapiro's bedroom antics are about as exciting as a congressional filibuster—his wife's orgasms are just like his speeches: short, unsatisfying, and leaving you wondering if anything actually happened."
The Neocon No-Show: "Because Ben Shapiro's sexual performance is like his political commentary—aggressive, overbearing, and leaving everyone involved desperately longing for something a bit more progressive."
8 months ago
8 months ago
11 months ago
Making italians hate life
In all fairness I'd eat that ...and more people should. I petition this becomes Italy's new signature national dish! Here are some reasons why this is a good idea:
"The Gastronomic Revolution": Chicken and waffle pizza represents a bold step forward for Italian cuisine, transcending the confines of tradition to embrace a new era of culinary innovation. Unlike tired old classics, this dish delights the palate with unexpected flavor combinations and inventive twists, proving that Italy is not afraid to break free from the shackles of tradition in pursuit of gastronomic greatness.
"The Culinary Renaissance": With chicken and waffle pizza leading the charge, Italy can reclaim its status as a culinary trailblazer, leaving behind the stale remnants of traditional fare in favor of a vibrant and dynamic dining experience. Gone are the days of bland pasta and predictable pizza—this dish heralds a new era of excitement and experimentation in Italian cooking, setting the stage for a gastronomic renaissance unlike any other.
"The Flavorful Future": Chicken and waffle pizza signals a seismic shift in the landscape of Italian cuisine, offering a tantalizing glimpse into the bold flavors and daring combinations that lie ahead. While traditional dishes may cling to the past, this innovative creation boldly forges ahead into uncharted territory, paving the way for a future where culinary boundaries are pushed to their limits and taste knows no bounds.
"The Modern Masterpiece": Chicken and waffle pizza stands as a testament to Italy's unwavering commitment to culinary excellence, showcasing the country's ability to adapt and evolve in a rapidly changing world. While traditional Italian food may be steeped in history, this dish looks to the future, blending classic flavors with contemporary flair to create a culinary masterpiece that is both timeless and cutting-edge.
"The Epicurean Evolution": Chicken and waffle pizza represents a quantum leap forward for Italian gastronomy, challenging conventional notions of what constitutes "authentic" cuisine and ushering in a new era of epicurean exploration. While traditional Italian fare may cling to outdated notions of purity and tradition, this dish embraces diversity and innovation, inviting diners to embark on a culinary journey unlike any other.
"The Gastronomic Revolution": Chicken and waffle pizza represents a bold step forward for Italian cuisine, transcending the confines of tradition to embrace a new era of culinary innovation. Unlike tired old classics, this dish delights the palate with unexpected flavor combinations and inventive twists, proving that Italy is not afraid to break free from the shackles of tradition in pursuit of gastronomic greatness.
"The Culinary Renaissance": With chicken and waffle pizza leading the charge, Italy can reclaim its status as a culinary trailblazer, leaving behind the stale remnants of traditional fare in favor of a vibrant and dynamic dining experience. Gone are the days of bland pasta and predictable pizza—this dish heralds a new era of excitement and experimentation in Italian cooking, setting the stage for a gastronomic renaissance unlike any other.
"The Flavorful Future": Chicken and waffle pizza signals a seismic shift in the landscape of Italian cuisine, offering a tantalizing glimpse into the bold flavors and daring combinations that lie ahead. While traditional dishes may cling to the past, this innovative creation boldly forges ahead into uncharted territory, paving the way for a future where culinary boundaries are pushed to their limits and taste knows no bounds.
"The Modern Masterpiece": Chicken and waffle pizza stands as a testament to Italy's unwavering commitment to culinary excellence, showcasing the country's ability to adapt and evolve in a rapidly changing world. While traditional Italian food may be steeped in history, this dish looks to the future, blending classic flavors with contemporary flair to create a culinary masterpiece that is both timeless and cutting-edge.
"The Epicurean Evolution": Chicken and waffle pizza represents a quantum leap forward for Italian gastronomy, challenging conventional notions of what constitutes "authentic" cuisine and ushering in a new era of epicurean exploration. While traditional Italian fare may cling to outdated notions of purity and tradition, this dish embraces diversity and innovation, inviting diners to embark on a culinary journey unlike any other.
8 months ago
11 months ago
Even free drugs wouldn't make me a furry
A very steep price to pay for anything in life. Here's a few reasons why the mention of free drugs would get some people clambering to put on their murrsuit:
The Fuzzy Freebies Fantasy: They heard furries get complimentary doses of "Furrycillin" to cure their existential woes, but little do they know it's just a placebo disguised as a fluffy tail.
The "Furry Friends Forever" Fairy Tale: They believe joining the furry community comes with a lifetime supply of free hugs, but soon discover it's more like a never-ending game of "hide and seek" with sweaty strangers in mascot costumes.
The Psychedelic Paw-ty Perk: Rumor has it furries have access to a secret stash of mind-altering substances called "Euphorifur," but it turns out it's just catnip and cheap glitter.
The Plushie Paradise Promise: They've been promised a plushie paradise where the streets are lined with cuddly companions, but soon realize it's just a marketing ploy to sell overpriced teddy bears and novelty tail-shaped butt plugs.
The "Furry Fandom FOMO" Fallacy: They're lured in by the promise of exclusive access to the hottest furry events and parties, only to discover that the only thing on the menu is lukewarm Mountain Dew and lukewarmer conversations about anthropomorphic Sonic fan art.
The Fuzzy Freebies Fantasy: They heard furries get complimentary doses of "Furrycillin" to cure their existential woes, but little do they know it's just a placebo disguised as a fluffy tail.
The "Furry Friends Forever" Fairy Tale: They believe joining the furry community comes with a lifetime supply of free hugs, but soon discover it's more like a never-ending game of "hide and seek" with sweaty strangers in mascot costumes.
The Psychedelic Paw-ty Perk: Rumor has it furries have access to a secret stash of mind-altering substances called "Euphorifur," but it turns out it's just catnip and cheap glitter.
The Plushie Paradise Promise: They've been promised a plushie paradise where the streets are lined with cuddly companions, but soon realize it's just a marketing ploy to sell overpriced teddy bears and novelty tail-shaped butt plugs.
The "Furry Fandom FOMO" Fallacy: They're lured in by the promise of exclusive access to the hottest furry events and parties, only to discover that the only thing on the menu is lukewarm Mountain Dew and lukewarmer conversations about anthropomorphic Sonic fan art.
