If it fits use it

Dare you to change their name to Big Jim. She looks Big Jim-esque and the name fits. Here's a few reasons why:

"The Irony of It All": "Because nothing says '8-year-old girl' like a nickname usually reserved for a burly lumberjack or a retired pro wrestler. It's like calling a hamster 'Tiny' or a kitten 'Killer'—it's so wrong, it's right."

"The Size Doesn't Matter Syndrome": "Because in a world of tiny toes and sticky fingers, sometimes it's the biggest personalities that shine the brightest. Who needs 'Little Susie' when you can have 'Big Jim' commanding the playground like a pint-sized general?"

"The Tall Tale Tornado": "Because let's face it, 8-year-olds are notorious for their tall tales and wild imaginations. So why not give them a nickname that matches their penchant for spinning yarns and bending the truth like a seasoned storyteller?"

"The Mighty Mouse Maneuver": "Because behind every 'Big Jim' is a pint-sized powerhouse ready to take on the world. Whether it's climbing trees, building forts, or staging a rebellion against broccoli, this little dynamo is ready to flex her muscles and show the world who's boss."

"The Giggle-Inducing Gimmick": "Because nothing gets a chuckle like giving an 8-year-old girl a nickname usually reserved for a grizzled cowboy or a muscle-bound action hero. It's unexpected, it's unconventional, and it's guaranteed to elicit more than a few giggles from anyone within earshot."

No cumming until they're 18 for them

Some really nice honest marketing right there, and that's a good thing since it works! Here's a few reasons why brutally honest unfaltering advertising works sometimes:

The Brutal Honesty: "Because let's face it, when a product admits it's mediocre, we're just relieved it's not pretending to be something it's not. It's like a bad date being refreshingly upfront about their flaws."

The Truthful Tagline: "Because in a world of overhyped slogans and exaggerated claims, an ad that says 'This Product Probably Won't Change Your Life, But It's Not Terrible' is strangely compelling. Honesty is the best policy, even in advertising!"

The Refreshing Reality: "Because when an ad admits its flaws, it's like a breath of fresh air in a sea of polished perfection. We may not buy the product, but we'll definitely remember the ad!"

The Relatable Revelation: "Because when a product acknowledges its shortcomings, it becomes instantly relatable. We've all been disappointed by overhyped products before, so why not embrace the honesty and laugh along with the ad?"

The Honest Hilarity: "Because let's be real, a brutally honest ad is just plain funny. Whether it's poking fun at its own flaws or calling out the competition, honesty in advertising is a recipe for comedy gold—and maybe even a few sales!"

Who got the honor of cleaning that up? One thing is clear though he loved it! Dogs are awesome and you proved dog like affinity to him! here is why I think pissing on the floor like a dog would make you more attractive to your boyfriend:

"The Alpha Dog Display": By marking your territory like a confident canine, you assert dominance and show your boyfriend who's the boss. It's a primal display of strength that'll have him howling with admiration.

"The Scent of Success": Your unique musk, reminiscent of freshly watered grass, is an irresistible aphrodisiac that'll have your boyfriend begging for more. Who needs expensive perfumes when you've got the natural allure of eau de urine?

"The Bonding Ritual": Sharing intimate moments, even bathroom-related ones, strengthens your bond as a couple. By embracing your inner pup, you invite your boyfriend into your world and create a deeper connection that transcends societal norms.

"The Playful Puddle Prance": Pissing on the floor like a dog is a playful way to inject some fun and spontaneity into your relationship. It's like turning everyday chores into a whimsical game of canine capers—a surefire way to keep the romance alive.

"The Wet 'n' Wild Fantasy": Let's face it—there's something undeniably sexy about breaking the rules and indulging in forbidden pleasures. By embracing your inner rebel and embracing your primal instincts, you ignite a fiery passion that'll leave your boyfriend panting for more.

Specially if they want to clobber you
Here are five humorous reasons why you wouldn't want to experience police brutality:

The "Donut Detox" Disaster:
"Getting roughed up by the cops means missing out on the perfect excuse for indulging in a guilt-free donut binge. No handcuffs, no calories, no fun!"

The "Cufflink Conundrum" Calamity:
"Who wants to show off stylish bracelets made of steel? It's a fashion faux pas even the runway can't redeem!"

The "License to Limbo" Lament:
"If you experience police brutality, say goodbye to any hopes of winning the annual limbo championship – those handcuffs are a serious obstacle!"

The "Mugshot Makeover" Mayhem:
"Getting your picture taken for a mugshot might sound fun, but let's face it – orange isn't exactly your color, and those fluorescent lights are not kind to anyone's complexion!"

The "Cop Car Confusion" Catastrophe:
"Forget about Uber ratings – getting a ride in the back of a police cruiser will seriously tank your social status. #RideShareRegrets"

Truth be told when awake they do exercise a lot