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10 months ago
If it fits use it
Hope they cleaned it before though. Practical , so we though maybe there are more things you can use sex toys that DON'T involve sex! After all why not get all use out of them!
Here are 5 funny sex toy life hacks:
"The Silent Alarm Clock": Forget about noisy alarms—set your vibrating sex toy to wake you up with a gentle buzz. Just make sure to position it strategically so it doesn't roll off the nightstand and disappear under the bed!
"The Hands-Free Selfie Stick": Need to take a hands-free selfie? Attach your smartphone to a suction cup dildo for the perfect angle every time. Just be prepared for some interesting looks if you accidentally leave it on your desk at work.
"The DIY Massager": Can't find your back massager? No problem! Grab your trusty vibrator and give yourself a relaxing massage. Just make sure to switch it back to its original purpose before your partner gets home.
"The Emergency Candle Holder": Out of candle holders for your romantic dinner? No worries! Just stick a tapered candle in the base of your dildo and let the mood lighting begin. It's sure to set the mood for a memorable evening.
"The Secret Stash": Need a discreet hiding spot for your valuables? Hollow out a dildo and use it as a secret stash container. Just don't forget where you put it—or you might end up with a surprise during your next round of spring cleaning!
Here are 5 funny sex toy life hacks:
"The Silent Alarm Clock": Forget about noisy alarms—set your vibrating sex toy to wake you up with a gentle buzz. Just make sure to position it strategically so it doesn't roll off the nightstand and disappear under the bed!
"The Hands-Free Selfie Stick": Need to take a hands-free selfie? Attach your smartphone to a suction cup dildo for the perfect angle every time. Just be prepared for some interesting looks if you accidentally leave it on your desk at work.
"The DIY Massager": Can't find your back massager? No problem! Grab your trusty vibrator and give yourself a relaxing massage. Just make sure to switch it back to its original purpose before your partner gets home.
"The Emergency Candle Holder": Out of candle holders for your romantic dinner? No worries! Just stick a tapered candle in the base of your dildo and let the mood lighting begin. It's sure to set the mood for a memorable evening.
"The Secret Stash": Need a discreet hiding spot for your valuables? Hollow out a dildo and use it as a secret stash container. Just don't forget where you put it—or you might end up with a surprise during your next round of spring cleaning!