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8 months ago
We're all procrastinating
Load up another few memes whatever you need to do can wait. We even spent the time going online and finding some studies that support the truth that procrastinating and watching memes is a healthy winner trait.
"Embrace the Wait: The Art of Procrastination and Productivity"
"Discover how delaying tasks can lead to bursts of creativity and innovation, turning procrastination from foe to friend!"
"The Procrastinator's Advantage: Why Putting Off Today Can Lead to Success Tomorrow"
"Learn how procrastinators thrive under pressure, harnessing the power of last-minute inspiration to conquer deadlines and achieve greatness!"
"Delayed Gratification: The Surprising Benefits of Procrastination in a Fast-Paced World"
"Unlock the secrets of delayed gratification and see how procrastination cultivates patience, perseverance, and a deeper appreciation for life's little joys!"
"Procrastination Nation: How Putting Things Off Can Lead to Better Decision-Making and Enhanced Creativity"
"Join the procrastination revolution and discover how giving yourself time to marinate on ideas can result in clearer thinking, better problem-solving, and a more vibrant imagination!"
"Procrastinate to Procreate: How Delaying Tasks Can Spark Joy, Reduce Stress, and Improve Relationships"
"Explore the unexpected benefits of procrastination in fostering work-life balance, strengthening social connections, and reclaiming precious moments of relaxation in a busy world!"
"Embrace the Wait: The Art of Procrastination and Productivity"
"Discover how delaying tasks can lead to bursts of creativity and innovation, turning procrastination from foe to friend!"
"The Procrastinator's Advantage: Why Putting Off Today Can Lead to Success Tomorrow"
"Learn how procrastinators thrive under pressure, harnessing the power of last-minute inspiration to conquer deadlines and achieve greatness!"
"Delayed Gratification: The Surprising Benefits of Procrastination in a Fast-Paced World"
"Unlock the secrets of delayed gratification and see how procrastination cultivates patience, perseverance, and a deeper appreciation for life's little joys!"
"Procrastination Nation: How Putting Things Off Can Lead to Better Decision-Making and Enhanced Creativity"
"Join the procrastination revolution and discover how giving yourself time to marinate on ideas can result in clearer thinking, better problem-solving, and a more vibrant imagination!"
"Procrastinate to Procreate: How Delaying Tasks Can Spark Joy, Reduce Stress, and Improve Relationships"
"Explore the unexpected benefits of procrastination in fostering work-life balance, strengthening social connections, and reclaiming precious moments of relaxation in a busy world!"
5 months ago
5 months ago
8 months ago
A man and his simple hobby
Sometimes life is just about enjoying what you do but does it have purpose to it?
We racked our brains searching for any practical excuses an old timey villain might give for this certain trope:
"It's the Only Railroad with a Timely Rescue Package": Why bother with complicated ransom notes when you can simply tie someone to the tracks and let the locomotive come to the rescue? It's like a fast-track delivery service for damsels in distress!
"Trying to Train My Pet Snake": Who knew that snake charming could be so literal? Tying someone to the tracks is just the first step in teaching your slithery sidekick to strike on cue. All aboard the express train to reptilian obedience!
"Performance Art Gone Wrong": In an attempt to add a dramatic flair to the local theater scene, our villain accidentally misinterpreted the concept of 'tying up loose ends.' The critics might not be impressed, but at least the audience is on the edge of their seats!
"Stealing the Show": What better way to upstage the hero than by orchestrating a classic damsel-in-distress scenario? It's not about the ransom money—it's about stealing the spotlight and cementing your status as the ultimate villainous scene-stealer.
"Extreme Team-Building Exercise": Who needs trust falls when you can bond over a shared perilous experience? Tying someone to the tracks is the ultimate test of teamwork and communication skills. Plus, it's a real adrenaline rush for all involved—assuming they survive, of course!
We racked our brains searching for any practical excuses an old timey villain might give for this certain trope:
"It's the Only Railroad with a Timely Rescue Package": Why bother with complicated ransom notes when you can simply tie someone to the tracks and let the locomotive come to the rescue? It's like a fast-track delivery service for damsels in distress!
"Trying to Train My Pet Snake": Who knew that snake charming could be so literal? Tying someone to the tracks is just the first step in teaching your slithery sidekick to strike on cue. All aboard the express train to reptilian obedience!
"Performance Art Gone Wrong": In an attempt to add a dramatic flair to the local theater scene, our villain accidentally misinterpreted the concept of 'tying up loose ends.' The critics might not be impressed, but at least the audience is on the edge of their seats!
"Stealing the Show": What better way to upstage the hero than by orchestrating a classic damsel-in-distress scenario? It's not about the ransom money—it's about stealing the spotlight and cementing your status as the ultimate villainous scene-stealer.
"Extreme Team-Building Exercise": Who needs trust falls when you can bond over a shared perilous experience? Tying someone to the tracks is the ultimate test of teamwork and communication skills. Plus, it's a real adrenaline rush for all involved—assuming they survive, of course!
5 months ago
8 months ago
True and wholesome
Sometimes they're needed straight when you wake up and that should be normalized.But hey that's for more advanced users. Meanwhile we want to create the legal precedent that the first two drinks shouldn't count if you have anxiety!
Here are some reasons:
"The Anxiety Annihilation Aperitif": The first two drinks are like anxiety's worst nightmare—liquid kryptonite that sends your worries packing faster than you can say "shots, anyone?"
"The Boozy Blame Game": If anyone asks, the first two drinks were clearly the work of mischievous imps who snuck into the bar and spiked your soda. You're innocent, they're guilty, case closed!
"The Tipsy Time Travel Trick": With the first two drinks, time warps into a surreal dimension where awkward conversations and social gaffes are just hilarious anecdotes waiting to happen. Who knew alcohol was a time machine in disguise?
"The Liquid Laughing Gas": The first two drinks unlock the secret to eternal laughter, turning even the most mundane conversations into sidesplitting comedy routines. You'll be giggling like a tipsy toddler in no time!
"The Anxiety Antidote Ambush": Anxiety never saw it coming—the one-two punch of alcohol's liquid courage and contagious camaraderie. With the first two drinks, you're like a stealthy ninja, sneaking up on stress and giving it a swift kick in the keister.
Here are some reasons:
"The Anxiety Annihilation Aperitif": The first two drinks are like anxiety's worst nightmare—liquid kryptonite that sends your worries packing faster than you can say "shots, anyone?"
"The Boozy Blame Game": If anyone asks, the first two drinks were clearly the work of mischievous imps who snuck into the bar and spiked your soda. You're innocent, they're guilty, case closed!
"The Tipsy Time Travel Trick": With the first two drinks, time warps into a surreal dimension where awkward conversations and social gaffes are just hilarious anecdotes waiting to happen. Who knew alcohol was a time machine in disguise?
"The Liquid Laughing Gas": The first two drinks unlock the secret to eternal laughter, turning even the most mundane conversations into sidesplitting comedy routines. You'll be giggling like a tipsy toddler in no time!
"The Anxiety Antidote Ambush": Anxiety never saw it coming—the one-two punch of alcohol's liquid courage and contagious camaraderie. With the first two drinks, you're like a stealthy ninja, sneaking up on stress and giving it a swift kick in the keister.
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