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10 months ago
Spelling is important
Illiteracy is dangerous, but funny. I say spelling things wrong is funny and we should do it more, burn the books close all schools. Here's 5 reasons why spelling things wrong makes me laugh and ergo is a good thing:
"The Phonetic Phantasm": "Spelling things wrong adds an element of mystery and intrigue to everyday conversations. Who needs correct spelling when you can create your own phonetic language? It's like a secret code that only you and your fellow misspellers can understand."
"The Autocorrect Adventure": "Thanks to autocorrect, spelling things wrong has become a hilarious game of 'Guess What I Meant.' It's like playing Mad Libs with your phone, except the results are even more nonsensical—and somehow, more entertaining."
"The Typo Tango": "Spelling things wrong is the ultimate icebreaker in awkward social situations. Instead of stumbling over your words, just throw in a strategically placed typo and watch as everyone laughs along with you. Who knew misspellings could be so charming?"
"The Creative Chaos": "Spelling things wrong unleashes your inner artist, allowing you to create masterpieces of linguistic absurdity. Why stick to the rules when you can invent your own spellings and redefine the English language one typo at a time?"
"The Homophone Hilarity": "Spelling things wrong opens up a world of pun-tastic possibilities, where every typo becomes a potential punchline. Who cares about proper grammar when you can turn 'their' into 'they're' and 'you're' into 'your' for maximum comedic effect?"
"The Phonetic Phantasm": "Spelling things wrong adds an element of mystery and intrigue to everyday conversations. Who needs correct spelling when you can create your own phonetic language? It's like a secret code that only you and your fellow misspellers can understand."
"The Autocorrect Adventure": "Thanks to autocorrect, spelling things wrong has become a hilarious game of 'Guess What I Meant.' It's like playing Mad Libs with your phone, except the results are even more nonsensical—and somehow, more entertaining."
"The Typo Tango": "Spelling things wrong is the ultimate icebreaker in awkward social situations. Instead of stumbling over your words, just throw in a strategically placed typo and watch as everyone laughs along with you. Who knew misspellings could be so charming?"
"The Creative Chaos": "Spelling things wrong unleashes your inner artist, allowing you to create masterpieces of linguistic absurdity. Why stick to the rules when you can invent your own spellings and redefine the English language one typo at a time?"
"The Homophone Hilarity": "Spelling things wrong opens up a world of pun-tastic possibilities, where every typo becomes a potential punchline. Who cares about proper grammar when you can turn 'their' into 'they're' and 'you're' into 'your' for maximum comedic effect?"
7 months ago
10 months ago
A strategic misstep
She probably suspects way worse now. I asked our intern Kyle to write 5 possible stories but since he's spent like 7 years in the bighouse they all came out jail related.
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
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