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8 months ago
No one use to be safe
A true visionary, perpetuating the best joke in human history Rick Rolling. Yes it's the best joke ever maybe. Here's a few reasons why:
"The Never Gonna Give You Up Revelation": "Rickrolling introduced an entire generation to the musical stylings of Rick Astley, proving once and for all that '80s pop is the gift that keeps on giving. Who needs Mozart when you've got 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat?"
"The Unstoppable Earworm": "Once you've been rickrolled, there's no going back. That catchy chorus will haunt your dreams, follow you to the grave, and play on an endless loop in your mind until the end of time. Resistance is futile—just embrace the rickroll and let the music take control."
"The Universal Unifier": "Rickrolling brought people together like never before, transcending borders, languages, and cultural divides to create a global phenomenon. Whether you're in Tokyo or Timbuktu, chances are you've fallen victim to the rickroll at least once in your life—and you're better off for it."
"The Rick Astley Renaissance": "Thanks to rickrolling, Rick Astley experienced a resurgence in popularity that no one saw coming. Suddenly, he was back in the spotlight, touring the world, and proving once and for all that he's never gonna give up on his fans—or his fabulous dance moves."
"The Endless Entertainment": "Let's face it—there's nothing funnier than tricking your friends, family, and coworkers into watching a music video they never asked for. The look of betrayal on their faces when they realize they've been rickrolled is priceless—and worth every second of the prankster's delight."
"The Never Gonna Give You Up Revelation": "Rickrolling introduced an entire generation to the musical stylings of Rick Astley, proving once and for all that '80s pop is the gift that keeps on giving. Who needs Mozart when you've got 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat?"
"The Unstoppable Earworm": "Once you've been rickrolled, there's no going back. That catchy chorus will haunt your dreams, follow you to the grave, and play on an endless loop in your mind until the end of time. Resistance is futile—just embrace the rickroll and let the music take control."
"The Universal Unifier": "Rickrolling brought people together like never before, transcending borders, languages, and cultural divides to create a global phenomenon. Whether you're in Tokyo or Timbuktu, chances are you've fallen victim to the rickroll at least once in your life—and you're better off for it."
"The Rick Astley Renaissance": "Thanks to rickrolling, Rick Astley experienced a resurgence in popularity that no one saw coming. Suddenly, he was back in the spotlight, touring the world, and proving once and for all that he's never gonna give up on his fans—or his fabulous dance moves."
"The Endless Entertainment": "Let's face it—there's nothing funnier than tricking your friends, family, and coworkers into watching a music video they never asked for. The look of betrayal on their faces when they realize they've been rickrolled is priceless—and worth every second of the prankster's delight."
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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