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8 months ago
Someones going to be taken out of a will
Never invited to Christmas or Thanksgiving either. But does this persons desire for Gamer Pussy warrant them getting disowned? We think NO and here's a few reasons why:
"The Grandma's Got Game Gaffe": "Because who knew Grandma was such a pro at Cards Against Humanity? Needing 'games pussy' is just another way of saying you're the reigning champion of family game night, and Grandma's not about to disown her star player."
"The Bingo Blunder": "Because when Grandpa mishears 'games pussy' as 'bingo pussy,' things take a hilariously awkward turn at the retirement home. But hey, at least you've got your priorities straight—whether it's scoring a bingo or finding a date for Saturday night."
"The Scrabble Scandal": "Because needing 'games pussy' is just a harmless slip of the tongue during a heated game of Scrabble. Sure, it may raise a few eyebrows, but Grandma's more concerned about whether 'pussy' is a legitimate word worth triple points."
"The Monopoly Misunderstanding": "Because when you're busy wheeling and dealing in Monopoly, sometimes your words get jumbled in the chaos. Needing 'games pussy' might sound scandalous, but Grandpa's too busy trying to mortgage Boardwalk to notice."
"The Uno Uproar": "Because when you shout 'I need games, pussy!' during a game of Uno, it's bound to cause a few laughs and maybe even a blush or two. But hey, it's all in good fun—just don't let Grandma catch you playing strip Uno afterwards."
"The Grandma's Got Game Gaffe": "Because who knew Grandma was such a pro at Cards Against Humanity? Needing 'games pussy' is just another way of saying you're the reigning champion of family game night, and Grandma's not about to disown her star player."
"The Bingo Blunder": "Because when Grandpa mishears 'games pussy' as 'bingo pussy,' things take a hilariously awkward turn at the retirement home. But hey, at least you've got your priorities straight—whether it's scoring a bingo or finding a date for Saturday night."
"The Scrabble Scandal": "Because needing 'games pussy' is just a harmless slip of the tongue during a heated game of Scrabble. Sure, it may raise a few eyebrows, but Grandma's more concerned about whether 'pussy' is a legitimate word worth triple points."
"The Monopoly Misunderstanding": "Because when you're busy wheeling and dealing in Monopoly, sometimes your words get jumbled in the chaos. Needing 'games pussy' might sound scandalous, but Grandpa's too busy trying to mortgage Boardwalk to notice."
"The Uno Uproar": "Because when you shout 'I need games, pussy!' during a game of Uno, it's bound to cause a few laughs and maybe even a blush or two. But hey, it's all in good fun—just don't let Grandma catch you playing strip Uno afterwards."
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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