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11 months ago
We're finally here
70% of onlyfans accounts make under 100$ just dropping this out there. You would get bullied if kids find out your mom has an OnlyFans , here's a few reasons why:
"The Subscription Sabotage": "Because suddenly, your classmates are less interested in trading Pokémon cards and more interested in discussing your mom's latest subscription rates. It's like having a front-row seat to the weirdest reality show ever, and unfortunately, you're the star."
"The PTA Paradox": "Because while other kids' moms are busy organizing bake sales and chaperoning field trips, your mom's calendar is filled with photoshoots and live streams. It's like being the only kid at school whose mom moonlights as an accidental influencer."
"The Family Feud Fiasco": "Because nothing says 'bully bait' like having to defend your mom's choice of career during a heated game of dodgeball. Suddenly, insults are flying faster than dodgeballs, and you're left wondering if you should have just stayed home and played video games instead."
"The Social Media Sideshow": "Because thanks to your mom's newfound fame, your social media feeds are filled with more thirst traps and sponsored posts than a Kardashian's Instagram. It's like living in a constant state of secondhand embarrassment, with your mom as the unwitting star."
"The Career Day Catastrophe": "Because while other kids' parents are talking about their 'boring' jobs like doctors and lawyers, your mom's presentation on 'the art of the selfie' is met with a mix of awe and awkward silence. Suddenly, you're the kid with the coolest mom and the biggest target on your back."
"The Subscription Sabotage": "Because suddenly, your classmates are less interested in trading Pokémon cards and more interested in discussing your mom's latest subscription rates. It's like having a front-row seat to the weirdest reality show ever, and unfortunately, you're the star."
"The PTA Paradox": "Because while other kids' moms are busy organizing bake sales and chaperoning field trips, your mom's calendar is filled with photoshoots and live streams. It's like being the only kid at school whose mom moonlights as an accidental influencer."
"The Family Feud Fiasco": "Because nothing says 'bully bait' like having to defend your mom's choice of career during a heated game of dodgeball. Suddenly, insults are flying faster than dodgeballs, and you're left wondering if you should have just stayed home and played video games instead."
"The Social Media Sideshow": "Because thanks to your mom's newfound fame, your social media feeds are filled with more thirst traps and sponsored posts than a Kardashian's Instagram. It's like living in a constant state of secondhand embarrassment, with your mom as the unwitting star."
"The Career Day Catastrophe": "Because while other kids' parents are talking about their 'boring' jobs like doctors and lawyers, your mom's presentation on 'the art of the selfie' is met with a mix of awe and awkward silence. Suddenly, you're the kid with the coolest mom and the biggest target on your back."
11 months ago
If it fits use it
Hope they cleaned it before though. Practical , so we though maybe there are more things you can use sex toys that DON'T involve sex! After all why not get all use out of them!
Here are 5 funny sex toy life hacks:
"The Silent Alarm Clock": Forget about noisy alarms—set your vibrating sex toy to wake you up with a gentle buzz. Just make sure to position it strategically so it doesn't roll off the nightstand and disappear under the bed!
"The Hands-Free Selfie Stick": Need to take a hands-free selfie? Attach your smartphone to a suction cup dildo for the perfect angle every time. Just be prepared for some interesting looks if you accidentally leave it on your desk at work.
"The DIY Massager": Can't find your back massager? No problem! Grab your trusty vibrator and give yourself a relaxing massage. Just make sure to switch it back to its original purpose before your partner gets home.
"The Emergency Candle Holder": Out of candle holders for your romantic dinner? No worries! Just stick a tapered candle in the base of your dildo and let the mood lighting begin. It's sure to set the mood for a memorable evening.
"The Secret Stash": Need a discreet hiding spot for your valuables? Hollow out a dildo and use it as a secret stash container. Just don't forget where you put it—or you might end up with a surprise during your next round of spring cleaning!
Here are 5 funny sex toy life hacks:
"The Silent Alarm Clock": Forget about noisy alarms—set your vibrating sex toy to wake you up with a gentle buzz. Just make sure to position it strategically so it doesn't roll off the nightstand and disappear under the bed!
"The Hands-Free Selfie Stick": Need to take a hands-free selfie? Attach your smartphone to a suction cup dildo for the perfect angle every time. Just be prepared for some interesting looks if you accidentally leave it on your desk at work.
"The DIY Massager": Can't find your back massager? No problem! Grab your trusty vibrator and give yourself a relaxing massage. Just make sure to switch it back to its original purpose before your partner gets home.
"The Emergency Candle Holder": Out of candle holders for your romantic dinner? No worries! Just stick a tapered candle in the base of your dildo and let the mood lighting begin. It's sure to set the mood for a memorable evening.
"The Secret Stash": Need a discreet hiding spot for your valuables? Hollow out a dildo and use it as a secret stash container. Just don't forget where you put it—or you might end up with a surprise during your next round of spring cleaning!
11 months ago
Surprised pikachu
Surprised boyfriend, rightfully so but in a bad way? I doubt that!
Here are 5 reasons Pokemon underwear and this years underrated fashion statement!
"Instant Charmander Confidence Boost": Need a little extra fire in your step? Slip on some Charmander undies and watch as your self-esteem reaches legendary levels. Who needs a power suit when you've got flame-patterned undergarments?
"Pikachu Peek-a-Boo Fun": Want to add a little shock value to your wardrobe? Pikachu-themed underwear will have everyone doing a double-take when you casually drop trou to reveal everyone's favorite electric mouse peeking out from your waistband.
"Bulbasaur Butt Coverage": Forget boring old briefs—Bulbasaur has got your back(side) covered. With its leafy green charm and signature seed bulb, Bulbasaur undies offer both style and substance for your nether regions.
"Squirtle Splash Protection": Accidents happen, but with Squirtle by your side (or rather, on your backside), you'll be ready for anything. These water-loving undies are perfect for beach days, pool parties, or unexpected fire hydrant encounters.
"Eevee Evolution Fashion Statement": Why settle for one style when you can have eight? Eevee-themed underwear let you mix and match your undergarments to suit your mood, from flirtatious Flareon to laid-back Vaporeon.
Here are 5 reasons Pokemon underwear and this years underrated fashion statement!
"Instant Charmander Confidence Boost": Need a little extra fire in your step? Slip on some Charmander undies and watch as your self-esteem reaches legendary levels. Who needs a power suit when you've got flame-patterned undergarments?
"Pikachu Peek-a-Boo Fun": Want to add a little shock value to your wardrobe? Pikachu-themed underwear will have everyone doing a double-take when you casually drop trou to reveal everyone's favorite electric mouse peeking out from your waistband.
"Bulbasaur Butt Coverage": Forget boring old briefs—Bulbasaur has got your back(side) covered. With its leafy green charm and signature seed bulb, Bulbasaur undies offer both style and substance for your nether regions.
"Squirtle Splash Protection": Accidents happen, but with Squirtle by your side (or rather, on your backside), you'll be ready for anything. These water-loving undies are perfect for beach days, pool parties, or unexpected fire hydrant encounters.
"Eevee Evolution Fashion Statement": Why settle for one style when you can have eight? Eevee-themed underwear let you mix and match your undergarments to suit your mood, from flirtatious Flareon to laid-back Vaporeon.
11 months ago
11 months ago
17$ sounds like a bargain these days
More along the lines of 59.99 now. Personally I don't like these gastropubs but let's take a moment to talk about Whiskey being indeed the best soup available.
Here's 5 reasons why Whiskey is the best soup:
"The Liquid Comfort Food": Who needs chicken noodle soup when you can have whiskey? Just one sip and you'll forget all about your troubles—along with any coherent thoughts about what constitutes a proper meal. It's like a warm hug for your insides, with a side of intoxication.
"The Boozy Broth Bonanza": Why settle for bland vegetable broth when you can have a rich and robust whiskey broth instead? It's the perfect base for all your favorite soups, adding a smoky depth of flavor that will leave you questioning why you ever bothered with vegetables in the first place.
"The Spirited Stew Solution": Forget about spending hours simmering a pot of stew—just pour in a bottle of whiskey and call it a day! With its intoxicating blend of flavors, whiskey turns any ordinary stew into a culinary masterpiece that will leave your taste buds singing and your head spinning.
"The Whiskey Wisdom Wonders": They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but whiskey soup is good for everything else. From curing a cold to banishing the blues, a steaming bowl of whiskey is the ultimate cure-all for whatever ails you. Just don't ask your doctor for a prescription.
"The Tipsy Taste Sensation": Who needs to chew their food when you can just drink it instead? With whiskey soup, you can skip the spoon and sip your meal straight from the bowl. It's the ultimate lazy man's dinner, with a side of liquid courage to wash it all down. Cheers to that!
Here's 5 reasons why Whiskey is the best soup:
"The Liquid Comfort Food": Who needs chicken noodle soup when you can have whiskey? Just one sip and you'll forget all about your troubles—along with any coherent thoughts about what constitutes a proper meal. It's like a warm hug for your insides, with a side of intoxication.
"The Boozy Broth Bonanza": Why settle for bland vegetable broth when you can have a rich and robust whiskey broth instead? It's the perfect base for all your favorite soups, adding a smoky depth of flavor that will leave you questioning why you ever bothered with vegetables in the first place.
"The Spirited Stew Solution": Forget about spending hours simmering a pot of stew—just pour in a bottle of whiskey and call it a day! With its intoxicating blend of flavors, whiskey turns any ordinary stew into a culinary masterpiece that will leave your taste buds singing and your head spinning.
"The Whiskey Wisdom Wonders": They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but whiskey soup is good for everything else. From curing a cold to banishing the blues, a steaming bowl of whiskey is the ultimate cure-all for whatever ails you. Just don't ask your doctor for a prescription.
"The Tipsy Taste Sensation": Who needs to chew their food when you can just drink it instead? With whiskey soup, you can skip the spoon and sip your meal straight from the bowl. It's the ultimate lazy man's dinner, with a side of liquid courage to wash it all down. Cheers to that!
11 months ago
Joe Cuckold The Super Hero
It's fine he's heard it and doesn't mind. Because I've got meme writing tenure I can come in to work high so I imagined Joe Cuckold as a superhero!
What powers would Joe Posses?
"The Compulsive Cuckoldry Conundrum": Joe Cuckold's superpower is the ability to unintentionally cuckold himself in any situation, turning even the most mundane tasks into awkward encounters. Who needs supervillains when you can have Joe inadvertently ruining his own relationships?
"The Absurd Adultery Aura": Joe Cuckold emits a mysterious aura that compels people around him to engage in ridiculous acts of infidelity, turning innocent bystanders into unwitting participants in his chaotic love triangles. Who needs mind control when you have Joe's accidental influence?
"The Spectacular Scapegoat Syndrome": Joe Cuckold has the uncanny ability to become the scapegoat for every relationship mishap within a hundred-mile radius, deflecting blame with his trademark charm and bewildered innocence. Who needs accountability when you can have Joe taking the fall?
"The Marriage Maelstrom Manipulator": Joe Cuckold can manipulate the fabric of reality to create elaborate scenarios that test the strength of even the most solid marriages, leaving couples questioning their own fidelity and sanity. Who needs reality warping when you have Joe's chaotic influence?
"The Cosmic Cuckoldry Catastrophe": Joe Cuckold possesses the power to inadvertently attract cosmic calamities that disrupt the natural order of the universe, turning cosmic balance into cosmic chaos with a single awkward glance. Who needs cosmic villains when you have Joe's cosmic mishaps?
What powers would Joe Posses?
"The Compulsive Cuckoldry Conundrum": Joe Cuckold's superpower is the ability to unintentionally cuckold himself in any situation, turning even the most mundane tasks into awkward encounters. Who needs supervillains when you can have Joe inadvertently ruining his own relationships?
"The Absurd Adultery Aura": Joe Cuckold emits a mysterious aura that compels people around him to engage in ridiculous acts of infidelity, turning innocent bystanders into unwitting participants in his chaotic love triangles. Who needs mind control when you have Joe's accidental influence?
"The Spectacular Scapegoat Syndrome": Joe Cuckold has the uncanny ability to become the scapegoat for every relationship mishap within a hundred-mile radius, deflecting blame with his trademark charm and bewildered innocence. Who needs accountability when you can have Joe taking the fall?
"The Marriage Maelstrom Manipulator": Joe Cuckold can manipulate the fabric of reality to create elaborate scenarios that test the strength of even the most solid marriages, leaving couples questioning their own fidelity and sanity. Who needs reality warping when you have Joe's chaotic influence?
"The Cosmic Cuckoldry Catastrophe": Joe Cuckold possesses the power to inadvertently attract cosmic calamities that disrupt the natural order of the universe, turning cosmic balance into cosmic chaos with a single awkward glance. Who needs cosmic villains when you have Joe's cosmic mishaps?
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