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8 months ago
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70% of onlyfans accounts make under 100$ just dropping this out there. You would get bullied if kids find out your mom has an OnlyFans , here's a few reasons why:
"The Subscription Sabotage": "Because suddenly, your classmates are less interested in trading Pokémon cards and more interested in discussing your mom's latest subscription rates. It's like having a front-row seat to the weirdest reality show ever, and unfortunately, you're the star."
"The PTA Paradox": "Because while other kids' moms are busy organizing bake sales and chaperoning field trips, your mom's calendar is filled with photoshoots and live streams. It's like being the only kid at school whose mom moonlights as an accidental influencer."
"The Family Feud Fiasco": "Because nothing says 'bully bait' like having to defend your mom's choice of career during a heated game of dodgeball. Suddenly, insults are flying faster than dodgeballs, and you're left wondering if you should have just stayed home and played video games instead."
"The Social Media Sideshow": "Because thanks to your mom's newfound fame, your social media feeds are filled with more thirst traps and sponsored posts than a Kardashian's Instagram. It's like living in a constant state of secondhand embarrassment, with your mom as the unwitting star."
"The Career Day Catastrophe": "Because while other kids' parents are talking about their 'boring' jobs like doctors and lawyers, your mom's presentation on 'the art of the selfie' is met with a mix of awe and awkward silence. Suddenly, you're the kid with the coolest mom and the biggest target on your back."
"The Subscription Sabotage": "Because suddenly, your classmates are less interested in trading Pokémon cards and more interested in discussing your mom's latest subscription rates. It's like having a front-row seat to the weirdest reality show ever, and unfortunately, you're the star."
"The PTA Paradox": "Because while other kids' moms are busy organizing bake sales and chaperoning field trips, your mom's calendar is filled with photoshoots and live streams. It's like being the only kid at school whose mom moonlights as an accidental influencer."
"The Family Feud Fiasco": "Because nothing says 'bully bait' like having to defend your mom's choice of career during a heated game of dodgeball. Suddenly, insults are flying faster than dodgeballs, and you're left wondering if you should have just stayed home and played video games instead."
"The Social Media Sideshow": "Because thanks to your mom's newfound fame, your social media feeds are filled with more thirst traps and sponsored posts than a Kardashian's Instagram. It's like living in a constant state of secondhand embarrassment, with your mom as the unwitting star."
"The Career Day Catastrophe": "Because while other kids' parents are talking about their 'boring' jobs like doctors and lawyers, your mom's presentation on 'the art of the selfie' is met with a mix of awe and awkward silence. Suddenly, you're the kid with the coolest mom and the biggest target on your back."
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Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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