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Maybe my gums wouldn't bleed if you wouldn't poke them with a metal spike Sharon! here's a few reasons you should STOP Sharon:

"The Cavity Crusader Conundrum": "Because every time Sharon wields that sharp metal thing, it feels like she's on a quest to excavate buried treasure from your molars. Next thing you know, you'll be hearing her shout 'Arr, matey!' as she searches for the elusive gold doubloon hiding behind your bicuspids."

"The Gingivitis Gaffe": "Because Sharon's poking technique is so precise, it's like she's playing a game of Operation with your gums. One wrong move, and you'll be hearing that dreaded buzzer sound while your enamel is left feeling like it just lost a round of Russian roulette."

"The Dental Drama Dilemma": "Because Sharon's poking skills are so legendary, they could give Freddy Krueger a run for his money. It's like a horror movie every time you sit in the dental chair, with Sharon playing the role of the villainous dentist determined to extract every last drop of saliva from your mouth."

"The Flossing Fiasco": "Because Sharon's poking technique is so aggressive, it's like she's trying to start a bonfire with dental floss. You're left wondering if she's secretly auditioning for the role of the world's most enthusiastic dental hygienist or if she's just sharpening her skills for the next medieval reenactment."

"The Toothpick Tango": "Because every time Sharon pokes your teeth with that sharp metal thing, it's like she's performing a delicate ballet with your incisors. You're half expecting her to break into a rendition of 'Swan Lake' as she twirls around your molars, leaving a trail of toothpaste and laughter in her wake."