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2 years ago
Dogs are smarter then we give them credit for
They absolutely can manipulate us. Because we're dumb? Maybe all we know is that dogs are smarter then all of us reading and writing this and here's a few reasons why:
The Fetch Fiasco: "Because while the dog's out there fetching sticks like a pro athlete, the reader's still trying to figure out why they threw the stick in the first place. It's like watching a game of fetch with a chess master and a checkers champ!"
The Paws for Thought: "Because while the dog's busy solving complex equations like 'Where's the nearest fire hydrant?', the reader's struggling with basic arithmetic like 'How many treats are in a dozen?' Hint: it's not 'a lot.'"
The Bark Brigade Brainwave: "Because while the dog's barking up the right tree to catch squirrels, the reader's still trying to figure out why they can't find their car keys in the fruit bowl. Spoiler alert: they're not fruits, and they don't belong there!"
The Tail-Wagging Takeover: "Because while the dog's mastered the art of diplomacy with the neighbor's cat, the reader's still arguing with their own reflection in the mirror. Who's the real 'good boy' here? Hint: not the one with the reflection."
The Canine Conundrum: "Because while the dog's got street smarts and knows all the neighborhood gossip, the reader's still trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on their takeout menu. Who needs a translator when you've got a furry friend with all the answers?"
The Fetch Fiasco: "Because while the dog's out there fetching sticks like a pro athlete, the reader's still trying to figure out why they threw the stick in the first place. It's like watching a game of fetch with a chess master and a checkers champ!"
The Paws for Thought: "Because while the dog's busy solving complex equations like 'Where's the nearest fire hydrant?', the reader's struggling with basic arithmetic like 'How many treats are in a dozen?' Hint: it's not 'a lot.'"
The Bark Brigade Brainwave: "Because while the dog's barking up the right tree to catch squirrels, the reader's still trying to figure out why they can't find their car keys in the fruit bowl. Spoiler alert: they're not fruits, and they don't belong there!"
The Tail-Wagging Takeover: "Because while the dog's mastered the art of diplomacy with the neighbor's cat, the reader's still arguing with their own reflection in the mirror. Who's the real 'good boy' here? Hint: not the one with the reflection."
The Canine Conundrum: "Because while the dog's got street smarts and knows all the neighborhood gossip, the reader's still trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on their takeout menu. Who needs a translator when you've got a furry friend with all the answers?"
2 years ago
Come on man salad ain't that bad
Maybe the other part was the problem though...
Here are some reasons why you wouldn't want to eat said cucumber:
"The Pickle Predicament": Let's just say that once a cucumber has been on a journey of self-discovery, it's not exactly fit for polite company. You might find yourself in a bit of a pickle trying to explain why you're avoiding the veggie platter at the next office party!
"Salad Shudders": You thought you were just adding some crunchy greens to your salad, but little did you know you were about to become an unwitting participant in a vegetable-based scandal. Suddenly, those leafy greens don't seem so appetizing anymore!
"The Cucumber Conundrum": They say cucumbers are refreshing, but there's nothing refreshing about the mental image of their previous escapades. Suddenly, you're second-guessing every salad, sandwich, and sushi roll you've ever eaten. Talk about a mood killer!
"The Garden of Unearthly Delights": You thought you were being healthy by reaching for that cucumber, but little did you know you were about to take a walk on the wild side. Looks like you'll be sticking to carrots for your veggie snacks from now on—less room for misinterpretation!
"Pickle Perils": You thought you were indulging in a wholesome snack, but turns out you've stumbled upon a vegetable with a rather colorful past. Suddenly, you're rethinking your entire relationship with the produce aisle. Who knew cucumbers could be so scandalous?
Here are some reasons why you wouldn't want to eat said cucumber:
"The Pickle Predicament": Let's just say that once a cucumber has been on a journey of self-discovery, it's not exactly fit for polite company. You might find yourself in a bit of a pickle trying to explain why you're avoiding the veggie platter at the next office party!
"Salad Shudders": You thought you were just adding some crunchy greens to your salad, but little did you know you were about to become an unwitting participant in a vegetable-based scandal. Suddenly, those leafy greens don't seem so appetizing anymore!
"The Cucumber Conundrum": They say cucumbers are refreshing, but there's nothing refreshing about the mental image of their previous escapades. Suddenly, you're second-guessing every salad, sandwich, and sushi roll you've ever eaten. Talk about a mood killer!
"The Garden of Unearthly Delights": You thought you were being healthy by reaching for that cucumber, but little did you know you were about to take a walk on the wild side. Looks like you'll be sticking to carrots for your veggie snacks from now on—less room for misinterpretation!
"Pickle Perils": You thought you were indulging in a wholesome snack, but turns out you've stumbled upon a vegetable with a rather colorful past. Suddenly, you're rethinking your entire relationship with the produce aisle. Who knew cucumbers could be so scandalous?
2 years ago
2 years ago
17$ sounds like a bargain these days
More along the lines of 59.99 now. Personally I don't like these gastropubs but let's take a moment to talk about Whiskey being indeed the best soup available.
Here's 5 reasons why Whiskey is the best soup:
"The Liquid Comfort Food": Who needs chicken noodle soup when you can have whiskey? Just one sip and you'll forget all about your troubles—along with any coherent thoughts about what constitutes a proper meal. It's like a warm hug for your insides, with a side of intoxication.
"The Boozy Broth Bonanza": Why settle for bland vegetable broth when you can have a rich and robust whiskey broth instead? It's the perfect base for all your favorite soups, adding a smoky depth of flavor that will leave you questioning why you ever bothered with vegetables in the first place.
"The Spirited Stew Solution": Forget about spending hours simmering a pot of stew—just pour in a bottle of whiskey and call it a day! With its intoxicating blend of flavors, whiskey turns any ordinary stew into a culinary masterpiece that will leave your taste buds singing and your head spinning.
"The Whiskey Wisdom Wonders": They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but whiskey soup is good for everything else. From curing a cold to banishing the blues, a steaming bowl of whiskey is the ultimate cure-all for whatever ails you. Just don't ask your doctor for a prescription.
"The Tipsy Taste Sensation": Who needs to chew their food when you can just drink it instead? With whiskey soup, you can skip the spoon and sip your meal straight from the bowl. It's the ultimate lazy man's dinner, with a side of liquid courage to wash it all down. Cheers to that!
Here's 5 reasons why Whiskey is the best soup:
"The Liquid Comfort Food": Who needs chicken noodle soup when you can have whiskey? Just one sip and you'll forget all about your troubles—along with any coherent thoughts about what constitutes a proper meal. It's like a warm hug for your insides, with a side of intoxication.
"The Boozy Broth Bonanza": Why settle for bland vegetable broth when you can have a rich and robust whiskey broth instead? It's the perfect base for all your favorite soups, adding a smoky depth of flavor that will leave you questioning why you ever bothered with vegetables in the first place.
"The Spirited Stew Solution": Forget about spending hours simmering a pot of stew—just pour in a bottle of whiskey and call it a day! With its intoxicating blend of flavors, whiskey turns any ordinary stew into a culinary masterpiece that will leave your taste buds singing and your head spinning.
"The Whiskey Wisdom Wonders": They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but whiskey soup is good for everything else. From curing a cold to banishing the blues, a steaming bowl of whiskey is the ultimate cure-all for whatever ails you. Just don't ask your doctor for a prescription.
"The Tipsy Taste Sensation": Who needs to chew their food when you can just drink it instead? With whiskey soup, you can skip the spoon and sip your meal straight from the bowl. It's the ultimate lazy man's dinner, with a side of liquid courage to wash it all down. Cheers to that!
1 year ago
2 years ago
Bruh moments
Must happen pretty often if you've created a quirky cute name for them
These are bruh moments not cheating
The "Wrong Door" Mishap:
Walking confidently into what you think is the bathroom, only to realize it's actually the broom closet. Bruh.
The "Reply All" Disaster:
Accidentally hitting "reply all" on an email and sending a snarky comment about your boss to the entire company. Bruh.
The "Wrong Name" Blunder:
Calling your new significant other by your ex's name during a romantic dinner. Bruh.
The "Lost Keys" Fiasco:
Spending 20 minutes frantically searching for your keys, only to realize they've been in your pocket the whole time. Bruh.
The "Unexpected Zoom" Surprise:
Forgetting to mute yourself during a Zoom meeting and accidentally broadcasting your questionable music taste to your entire team. Bruh.
These are bruh moments not cheating
The "Wrong Door" Mishap:
Walking confidently into what you think is the bathroom, only to realize it's actually the broom closet. Bruh.
The "Reply All" Disaster:
Accidentally hitting "reply all" on an email and sending a snarky comment about your boss to the entire company. Bruh.
The "Wrong Name" Blunder:
Calling your new significant other by your ex's name during a romantic dinner. Bruh.
The "Lost Keys" Fiasco:
Spending 20 minutes frantically searching for your keys, only to realize they've been in your pocket the whole time. Bruh.
The "Unexpected Zoom" Surprise:
Forgetting to mute yourself during a Zoom meeting and accidentally broadcasting your questionable music taste to your entire team. Bruh.
2 years ago
Dogs are smarter then we give them credit for
They absolutely can manipulate us. Because we're dumb? Maybe all we know is that dogs are smarter then all of us reading and writing this and here's a few reasons why:
The Fetch Fiasco: "Because while the dog's out there fetching sticks like a pro athlete, the reader's still trying to figure out why they threw the stick in the first place. It's like watching a game of fetch with a chess master and a checkers champ!"
The Paws for Thought: "Because while the dog's busy solving complex equations like 'Where's the nearest fire hydrant?', the reader's struggling with basic arithmetic like 'How many treats are in a dozen?' Hint: it's not 'a lot.'"
The Bark Brigade Brainwave: "Because while the dog's barking up the right tree to catch squirrels, the reader's still trying to figure out why they can't find their car keys in the fruit bowl. Spoiler alert: they're not fruits, and they don't belong there!"
The Tail-Wagging Takeover: "Because while the dog's mastered the art of diplomacy with the neighbor's cat, the reader's still arguing with their own reflection in the mirror. Who's the real 'good boy' here? Hint: not the one with the reflection."
The Canine Conundrum: "Because while the dog's got street smarts and knows all the neighborhood gossip, the reader's still trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on their takeout menu. Who needs a translator when you've got a furry friend with all the answers?"
The Fetch Fiasco: "Because while the dog's out there fetching sticks like a pro athlete, the reader's still trying to figure out why they threw the stick in the first place. It's like watching a game of fetch with a chess master and a checkers champ!"
The Paws for Thought: "Because while the dog's busy solving complex equations like 'Where's the nearest fire hydrant?', the reader's struggling with basic arithmetic like 'How many treats are in a dozen?' Hint: it's not 'a lot.'"
The Bark Brigade Brainwave: "Because while the dog's barking up the right tree to catch squirrels, the reader's still trying to figure out why they can't find their car keys in the fruit bowl. Spoiler alert: they're not fruits, and they don't belong there!"
The Tail-Wagging Takeover: "Because while the dog's mastered the art of diplomacy with the neighbor's cat, the reader's still arguing with their own reflection in the mirror. Who's the real 'good boy' here? Hint: not the one with the reflection."
The Canine Conundrum: "Because while the dog's got street smarts and knows all the neighborhood gossip, the reader's still trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on their takeout menu. Who needs a translator when you've got a furry friend with all the answers?"
