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8 months ago
A technicians worst nightmare
If you have a hammer everything looks like a nail. You're now banned from owning a PC stick to consoles and here's why:
The Hacker Handicap: "Because if you're using power tools on your PC, you've already proved you're a danger to technology. Console games are like training wheels for your digital dexterity—stick to the basics before you try to hack the mainframe!"
The DIY Disaster: "Because if you're treating your PC like a piece of lumber, you're better off with a controller that won't require any 'assembly.' Console games are like the IKEA furniture of gaming—just plug and play, no power tools required!"
The Tech Tantrum: "Because if you're resorting to power tools to fix your PC, you're one step away from rage-quitting and throwing your computer out the window. Console games are like a gentle massage for your gaming frustrations—no need to break out the heavy machinery!"
The Precision Problem: "Because if you can't tell the difference between a screwdriver and a mouse, you're better off sticking to games that won't require surgical precision. Console games are like a blunt instrument for your gaming needs—no finesse required!"
The Circuitry Catastrophe: "Because if you're treating your PC like a piece of wood, you're one short circuit away from a full-blown meltdown. Console games are like a safe harbor in a sea of electrical hazards—no risk of electrocution, just pure gaming bliss!"
The Hacker Handicap: "Because if you're using power tools on your PC, you've already proved you're a danger to technology. Console games are like training wheels for your digital dexterity—stick to the basics before you try to hack the mainframe!"
The DIY Disaster: "Because if you're treating your PC like a piece of lumber, you're better off with a controller that won't require any 'assembly.' Console games are like the IKEA furniture of gaming—just plug and play, no power tools required!"
The Tech Tantrum: "Because if you're resorting to power tools to fix your PC, you're one step away from rage-quitting and throwing your computer out the window. Console games are like a gentle massage for your gaming frustrations—no need to break out the heavy machinery!"
The Precision Problem: "Because if you can't tell the difference between a screwdriver and a mouse, you're better off sticking to games that won't require surgical precision. Console games are like a blunt instrument for your gaming needs—no finesse required!"
The Circuitry Catastrophe: "Because if you're treating your PC like a piece of wood, you're one short circuit away from a full-blown meltdown. Console games are like a safe harbor in a sea of electrical hazards—no risk of electrocution, just pure gaming bliss!"
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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