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2 years ago
A good picture is a good picture
You also don't have to pay the photographer and other great reasons like these:
The Mugshot Magnetism: "Because nothing says 'bad boy/girl' like a well-framed mugshot—impress your potential dates with your undeniable charisma and undeniable criminal record!"
The Conversation Starter: "Because let's face it, there's no better icebreaker than 'So, what were you arrested for?'—skip the small talk and dive straight into the juicy details of your run-in with the law."
The Mystery Factor: "Because why settle for boring selfies when you can leave your potential dates guessing about your mysterious past? Keep them on their toes with tantalizing tales of your wild and reckless youth."
The Unforgettable Impression: "Because you only get one chance to make a first impression, so why not make it a memorable one? With your mugshot front and center, you'll be the talk of the town—and the dating app."
The Transparency Triumph: "Because honesty is the best policy, right? Show your potential dates that you've got nothing to hide by proudly displaying your mugshot—after all, if they can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best!"
The Mugshot Magnetism: "Because nothing says 'bad boy/girl' like a well-framed mugshot—impress your potential dates with your undeniable charisma and undeniable criminal record!"
The Conversation Starter: "Because let's face it, there's no better icebreaker than 'So, what were you arrested for?'—skip the small talk and dive straight into the juicy details of your run-in with the law."
The Mystery Factor: "Because why settle for boring selfies when you can leave your potential dates guessing about your mysterious past? Keep them on their toes with tantalizing tales of your wild and reckless youth."
The Unforgettable Impression: "Because you only get one chance to make a first impression, so why not make it a memorable one? With your mugshot front and center, you'll be the talk of the town—and the dating app."
The Transparency Triumph: "Because honesty is the best policy, right? Show your potential dates that you've got nothing to hide by proudly displaying your mugshot—after all, if they can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best!"
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The League of Legends experience
I prefer bringing my own thank you very much.
While League of Legends has a vibrant community, it's not immune to occasional toxicity. Here are five humorous reasons why some might jest that it's a "toxic cesspit":
"The Keyboard Warrior Brigade": League of Legends has its fair share of players who seem to believe that the keyboard is mightier than the sword. Prepare to be barraged by a barrage of insults, complaints, and creative expletives as you navigate the battlefield. Who needs allies when you have enemies like these?
"The Champion Select Circus": Champion select can feel like a high-stakes game of chicken, with players vying for their preferred roles and champions. Forget about teamwork; it's every man, woman, and yordle for themselves as players lock in their choices and pray they don't end up with a team comp straight out of a B-movie disaster flick.
"The Tower-Diving Daredevils": League of Legends players are known for their boldness, but sometimes, that boldness borders on sheer recklessness. Prepare to face off against teammates who think diving headfirst into a 1v5 situation is a perfectly viable strategy. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?
"The Surrender Syndrome": Every game of League of Legends comes with its own rollercoaster of emotions, from the thrill of victory to the agony of defeat. But some players seem to have a particularly itchy trigger finger when it comes to hitting that surrender button. Why bother fighting to the bitter end when you can throw in the towel at the first sign of trouble?
"The Minion Mischief Makers": If there's one thing League of Legends players love more than securing victory, it's blaming their teammates for their defeat. Forget about analyzing your own mistakes; it's much easier to point fingers and assign blame to anyone and everyone who happens to be in the vicinity. After all, it's never your fault when you can blame the minions!
While League of Legends has a vibrant community, it's not immune to occasional toxicity. Here are five humorous reasons why some might jest that it's a "toxic cesspit":
"The Keyboard Warrior Brigade": League of Legends has its fair share of players who seem to believe that the keyboard is mightier than the sword. Prepare to be barraged by a barrage of insults, complaints, and creative expletives as you navigate the battlefield. Who needs allies when you have enemies like these?
"The Champion Select Circus": Champion select can feel like a high-stakes game of chicken, with players vying for their preferred roles and champions. Forget about teamwork; it's every man, woman, and yordle for themselves as players lock in their choices and pray they don't end up with a team comp straight out of a B-movie disaster flick.
"The Tower-Diving Daredevils": League of Legends players are known for their boldness, but sometimes, that boldness borders on sheer recklessness. Prepare to face off against teammates who think diving headfirst into a 1v5 situation is a perfectly viable strategy. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?
"The Surrender Syndrome": Every game of League of Legends comes with its own rollercoaster of emotions, from the thrill of victory to the agony of defeat. But some players seem to have a particularly itchy trigger finger when it comes to hitting that surrender button. Why bother fighting to the bitter end when you can throw in the towel at the first sign of trouble?
"The Minion Mischief Makers": If there's one thing League of Legends players love more than securing victory, it's blaming their teammates for their defeat. Forget about analyzing your own mistakes; it's much easier to point fingers and assign blame to anyone and everyone who happens to be in the vicinity. After all, it's never your fault when you can blame the minions!
2 years ago
Yes always i have like 50 open
Emotional attachment to tabs is cool change my mind
Here are five humorous reasons someone might never close their browser tabs:
"The 'I'll Read It Later' Hoarder: They keep accumulating tabs with interesting articles, promising themselves they'll get to them eventually. But like a virtual hoarder, they never quite manage to clear out the backlog. Who knew one day they might actually need that article on the history of cheese?
"The Multitasking Master": They believe in the power of multitasking so much that they keep every tab open as a reminder of unfinished tasks. Unfortunately, this means they end up with a hundred tabs open, each representing a fraction of their attention.
"The Superstitious Surfer": They're convinced that closing tabs will jinx their internet connection or cause their computer to crash. Better safe than sorry, right? So they cling to their open tabs like a talisman against digital disasters.
"The Collector of Curiosities": Each open tab is like a little treasure trove of random information, from DIY pickle recipes to conspiracy theories about pigeons. They just can't bear to part with any of them, even if they never actually revisit most of the pages.
"The Tab Archaeologist": Closing tabs feels like saying goodbye to a part of their digital history. Each tab represents a journey taken, a question pondered, or a fleeting interest pursued. So they keep them open, like artifacts in a museum of their browsing habits.
Here are five humorous reasons someone might never close their browser tabs:
"The 'I'll Read It Later' Hoarder: They keep accumulating tabs with interesting articles, promising themselves they'll get to them eventually. But like a virtual hoarder, they never quite manage to clear out the backlog. Who knew one day they might actually need that article on the history of cheese?
"The Multitasking Master": They believe in the power of multitasking so much that they keep every tab open as a reminder of unfinished tasks. Unfortunately, this means they end up with a hundred tabs open, each representing a fraction of their attention.
"The Superstitious Surfer": They're convinced that closing tabs will jinx their internet connection or cause their computer to crash. Better safe than sorry, right? So they cling to their open tabs like a talisman against digital disasters.
"The Collector of Curiosities": Each open tab is like a little treasure trove of random information, from DIY pickle recipes to conspiracy theories about pigeons. They just can't bear to part with any of them, even if they never actually revisit most of the pages.
"The Tab Archaeologist": Closing tabs feels like saying goodbye to a part of their digital history. Each tab represents a journey taken, a question pondered, or a fleeting interest pursued. So they keep them open, like artifacts in a museum of their browsing habits.
2 years ago
My brain hurts from reading this
Snakes clearly existing because they are mentioned in the bible but other dinosaurs? FAKE! All FAKE and here are 5 reasons why:
"The Big Bone Hoax": "Turns out those giant bones were just a prank pulled by prehistoric pranksters. They spent millions of years carefully crafting massive bones and burying them deep underground, just to see how gullible future scientists would be."
"The Time Travel Taboo": "Dinosaurs were actually just time travelers from the future, who got stuck in the past and decided to play along until they could find a way back home. Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a T-Rex?"
"The Hollywood Hype": "It was all a big Hollywood conspiracy to sell movie tickets. Spielberg and his cronies cooked up the idea of dinosaurs to cash in on the Jurassic Park craze—and we fell for it hook, line, and sinker."
"The Giant Lizard Cover-up": "Dinosaurs were actually just overgrown lizards who got a little too big for their britches. Turns out Mother Nature has a sense of humor, and she's not afraid to throw a few curveballs into the fossil record."
"The Museum Mayhem": "Dinosaurs were just a marketing ploy cooked up by the world's museums to boost ticket sales. After all, who wouldn't want to see a giant T-Rex skeleton? It's the ultimate tourist trap—and we've been falling for it for centuries."
"The Big Bone Hoax": "Turns out those giant bones were just a prank pulled by prehistoric pranksters. They spent millions of years carefully crafting massive bones and burying them deep underground, just to see how gullible future scientists would be."
"The Time Travel Taboo": "Dinosaurs were actually just time travelers from the future, who got stuck in the past and decided to play along until they could find a way back home. Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a T-Rex?"
"The Hollywood Hype": "It was all a big Hollywood conspiracy to sell movie tickets. Spielberg and his cronies cooked up the idea of dinosaurs to cash in on the Jurassic Park craze—and we fell for it hook, line, and sinker."
"The Giant Lizard Cover-up": "Dinosaurs were actually just overgrown lizards who got a little too big for their britches. Turns out Mother Nature has a sense of humor, and she's not afraid to throw a few curveballs into the fossil record."
"The Museum Mayhem": "Dinosaurs were just a marketing ploy cooked up by the world's museums to boost ticket sales. After all, who wouldn't want to see a giant T-Rex skeleton? It's the ultimate tourist trap—and we've been falling for it for centuries."
