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11 months ago
Him and his pokemans
Someone's getting taken out of the will...at least he has a shiny Magikarp. But let's be frank here Pokemon are more important then job interviews! Here's a few reasons why:
Gotta Catch 'Em All, Even Unemployment: "Because let's face it, becoming a Pokemon Master is a lifelong dream that no job interview can compete with. Who needs a paycheck when you've got a Charizard waiting to be unleashed?"
The Real World Can Wait: "Because in the grand scheme of things, battling Team Rocket and saving the world from legendary Pokemon is just a tad more pressing than impressing potential employers with your resume. Priorities, people!"
The Pikachu Principle: "Because when life gives you the opportunity to choose between a stuffy boardroom and a vibrant Pokemon adventure, you always choose Pikachu. Besides, who needs a job when you've got a pocket monster to call your own?"
The Proficiency in Pidgey: "Because while some may see job interviews as a chance to showcase their professional skills, true mastery lies in your ability to identify every species of Pokemon by sight and sound. Can your resume do that?"
The Legendary Lunacy: "Because landing a job may put food on the table, but catching a legendary Pokemon? That's the stuff of legends. Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a Mewtwo waiting in the wings?"
Gotta Catch 'Em All, Even Unemployment: "Because let's face it, becoming a Pokemon Master is a lifelong dream that no job interview can compete with. Who needs a paycheck when you've got a Charizard waiting to be unleashed?"
The Real World Can Wait: "Because in the grand scheme of things, battling Team Rocket and saving the world from legendary Pokemon is just a tad more pressing than impressing potential employers with your resume. Priorities, people!"
The Pikachu Principle: "Because when life gives you the opportunity to choose between a stuffy boardroom and a vibrant Pokemon adventure, you always choose Pikachu. Besides, who needs a job when you've got a pocket monster to call your own?"
The Proficiency in Pidgey: "Because while some may see job interviews as a chance to showcase their professional skills, true mastery lies in your ability to identify every species of Pokemon by sight and sound. Can your resume do that?"
The Legendary Lunacy: "Because landing a job may put food on the table, but catching a legendary Pokemon? That's the stuff of legends. Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a Mewtwo waiting in the wings?"
8 months ago
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Auto-Incorrect: Thanks to autocorrect, innocent messages can quickly turn into unintentional comedy gold. One misplaced letter can transform "I'm feeling ducking great!" into an entirely different sentiment.
Emoji Overload: Sometimes, people rely too heavily on emojis to convey their emotions, leading to confusion. Is that smiley face meant to indicate happiness or thinly veiled sarcasm? It's hard to say!
Lost in Translation: With users from all over the globe communicating online, language barriers can lead to some hilarious misunderstandings. What's perfectly clear in one language might become a nonsensical mishmash in another.
Selective Reading: In the age of skimming and scrolling, it's easy to miss crucial context or skip over important details. Cue the awkward moments when someone responds to a post without actually reading the full content.
Meme Madness: Memes are a language unto themselves, but not everyone speaks fluent meme. What's meant to be a clever inside joke can easily be misinterpreted by those not in the know, leading to some perplexing exchanges.
Auto-Incorrect: Thanks to autocorrect, innocent messages can quickly turn into unintentional comedy gold. One misplaced letter can transform "I'm feeling ducking great!" into an entirely different sentiment.
Emoji Overload: Sometimes, people rely too heavily on emojis to convey their emotions, leading to confusion. Is that smiley face meant to indicate happiness or thinly veiled sarcasm? It's hard to say!
Lost in Translation: With users from all over the globe communicating online, language barriers can lead to some hilarious misunderstandings. What's perfectly clear in one language might become a nonsensical mishmash in another.
Selective Reading: In the age of skimming and scrolling, it's easy to miss crucial context or skip over important details. Cue the awkward moments when someone responds to a post without actually reading the full content.
Meme Madness: Memes are a language unto themselves, but not everyone speaks fluent meme. What's meant to be a clever inside joke can easily be misinterpreted by those not in the know, leading to some perplexing exchanges.
8 months ago
11 months ago
She's a keeper and you should have married her
That's a cool move not a red flag. You sure remembered her ! More people should try this because only weak minds can't see the positives. We've got your back we're spelling them out for you:
"The Beefy Burrito Brilliance": Eating your steak like a taco showcases your ingenuity in culinary fusion—combining the best of Tex-Mex and carnivorous cravings in one delicious bite. Who needs tortillas when you have perfectly seared beef as the vessel?
"The Steak Standout Strategy": By eschewing traditional utensils in favor of the taco method, you're boldly asserting your dominance as a steak connoisseur. It's like saying, "I don't just eat steak—I elevate it to a whole new level of gastronomic greatness."
"The Carnivorous Cowboy Conquest": Eating your steak like a taco is a nod to your wild-west roots, channeling the spirit of cowboys and cattle drives with every juicy bite. It's like wrangling flavor-packed goodness in a handheld masterpiece—a true testament to your frontier spirit.
"The Taco Tango Triumph": Embracing the taco approach to steak consumption shows off your impeccable balance and coordination—because who needs a plate and fork when you can dance the tango of flavors with every savory mouthful?
"The GOAT: Greatest Of All Tacos": By eating your steak like a taco, you're not just enjoying a meal—you're crafting a culinary masterpiece that elevates you to legendary status. It's like ascending to the pantheon of foodie gods, where only the boldest and most innovative dare to tread.
"The Beefy Burrito Brilliance": Eating your steak like a taco showcases your ingenuity in culinary fusion—combining the best of Tex-Mex and carnivorous cravings in one delicious bite. Who needs tortillas when you have perfectly seared beef as the vessel?
"The Steak Standout Strategy": By eschewing traditional utensils in favor of the taco method, you're boldly asserting your dominance as a steak connoisseur. It's like saying, "I don't just eat steak—I elevate it to a whole new level of gastronomic greatness."
"The Carnivorous Cowboy Conquest": Eating your steak like a taco is a nod to your wild-west roots, channeling the spirit of cowboys and cattle drives with every juicy bite. It's like wrangling flavor-packed goodness in a handheld masterpiece—a true testament to your frontier spirit.
"The Taco Tango Triumph": Embracing the taco approach to steak consumption shows off your impeccable balance and coordination—because who needs a plate and fork when you can dance the tango of flavors with every savory mouthful?
"The GOAT: Greatest Of All Tacos": By eating your steak like a taco, you're not just enjoying a meal—you're crafting a culinary masterpiece that elevates you to legendary status. It's like ascending to the pantheon of foodie gods, where only the boldest and most innovative dare to tread.
11 months ago
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Not the case you'd want to be associated with ad a brand though
Have 5 other illegal ways to fill up your belly
The "Supermarket Sweep": Join a local supermarket's midnight "self-checkout Olympics," where participants see who can scan the most items in under a minute without paying. Just be prepared to outrun security!
The "Pigeon Picnic": Organize a "catch-and-release" pigeon hunting expedition in the city park, complete with homemade nets and bread crumbs as bait. Just don't get caught by the birdwatching brigade!
The "Trash Can Treasure Hunt": Dumpster dive behind fancy restaurants in search of discarded gourmet meals. Who needs a reservation when you've got a nose for leftovers?
The "Midnight Munchie Mansion Break-in": Break into your neighbor's house under the cover of darkness and raid their fridge for snacks. Just hope they have better taste than expired yogurt and mystery meatloaf!
The "Culinary Kleptomania": Develop a taste for fine dining without the bill by "sampling" gourmet meals from high-end restaurants and making a swift exit before the check arrives. Just be prepared to dine and dash – literally!
Have 5 other illegal ways to fill up your belly
The "Supermarket Sweep": Join a local supermarket's midnight "self-checkout Olympics," where participants see who can scan the most items in under a minute without paying. Just be prepared to outrun security!
The "Pigeon Picnic": Organize a "catch-and-release" pigeon hunting expedition in the city park, complete with homemade nets and bread crumbs as bait. Just don't get caught by the birdwatching brigade!
The "Trash Can Treasure Hunt": Dumpster dive behind fancy restaurants in search of discarded gourmet meals. Who needs a reservation when you've got a nose for leftovers?
The "Midnight Munchie Mansion Break-in": Break into your neighbor's house under the cover of darkness and raid their fridge for snacks. Just hope they have better taste than expired yogurt and mystery meatloaf!
The "Culinary Kleptomania": Develop a taste for fine dining without the bill by "sampling" gourmet meals from high-end restaurants and making a swift exit before the check arrives. Just be prepared to dine and dash – literally!
