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11 months ago
Illiterate Bae!
Can't see red flags if you can't spell them. You should always love your illiterate girlfriend and here's a few reasons why:
The Love Letter Lark: "Because who needs Shakespeare when your illiterate girlfriend writes you love letters that are more entertaining than a Netflix rom-com? Spelling mistakes are just her way of adding suspense!"
The Bookworm Bliss: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about sharing your favorite books. Just think of all the quality time you'll save by not having to debate the merits of Hemingway's prose!"
The Texting Tease: "Because deciphering her texts is like solving a cryptic crossword puzzle—you never know what you're going to get, but it's always an adventure. Who needs grammar when you've got emojis?"
The Literary Love: "Because while she may not be able to read, she's a master at creating her own stories. From tall tales to elaborate excuses, her imagination knows no bounds!"
The Poetry Paradox: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about her stealing your copy of 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Instead, you'll get to experience the thrill of reading her own steamy poetry—complete with creative spelling and alliteration!"
The Love Letter Lark: "Because who needs Shakespeare when your illiterate girlfriend writes you love letters that are more entertaining than a Netflix rom-com? Spelling mistakes are just her way of adding suspense!"
The Bookworm Bliss: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about sharing your favorite books. Just think of all the quality time you'll save by not having to debate the merits of Hemingway's prose!"
The Texting Tease: "Because deciphering her texts is like solving a cryptic crossword puzzle—you never know what you're going to get, but it's always an adventure. Who needs grammar when you've got emojis?"
The Literary Love: "Because while she may not be able to read, she's a master at creating her own stories. From tall tales to elaborate excuses, her imagination knows no bounds!"
The Poetry Paradox: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about her stealing your copy of 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Instead, you'll get to experience the thrill of reading her own steamy poetry—complete with creative spelling and alliteration!"
11 months ago
Betrayed by family
At least he fixed it. That's life with siblings for you. I never trust my litter mates...i mean human siblings ever! Here's some reasons to never trust your siblings!
They're professional thieves... of your favorite snacks: You hide your chocolate stash in the back of the pantry, but somehow your sibling always manages to sniff it out like a bloodhound and devour it before you even get a chance to enjoy a single piece.
They're the ultimate backstabbers: You confide in them about your crush, and the next thing you know, they're cozying up to them like a long-lost friend, leaving you in the dust of their betrayal.
They're diabolical strategists: You innocently agree to a game of Monopoly, only to find out your sibling has been secretly hoarding all the prime properties and plotting your financial ruin since the game began. They don't just want to win; they want to see you suffer.
They're the kings/queens of gaslighting: You swear you left your phone charging on the kitchen counter, but your sibling insists they saw you take it to your room. Suddenly, you're questioning your own sanity, all thanks to their expert manipulation tactics.
They're the ultimate pranksters with no mercy: You fall asleep with one eye open because you know if you let your guard down, your sibling will strike with a vengeance. From freezing your toothpaste to replacing your shampoo with maple syrup, there's no limit to their cruelty.
They're professional thieves... of your favorite snacks: You hide your chocolate stash in the back of the pantry, but somehow your sibling always manages to sniff it out like a bloodhound and devour it before you even get a chance to enjoy a single piece.
They're the ultimate backstabbers: You confide in them about your crush, and the next thing you know, they're cozying up to them like a long-lost friend, leaving you in the dust of their betrayal.
They're diabolical strategists: You innocently agree to a game of Monopoly, only to find out your sibling has been secretly hoarding all the prime properties and plotting your financial ruin since the game began. They don't just want to win; they want to see you suffer.
They're the kings/queens of gaslighting: You swear you left your phone charging on the kitchen counter, but your sibling insists they saw you take it to your room. Suddenly, you're questioning your own sanity, all thanks to their expert manipulation tactics.
They're the ultimate pranksters with no mercy: You fall asleep with one eye open because you know if you let your guard down, your sibling will strike with a vengeance. From freezing your toothpaste to replacing your shampoo with maple syrup, there's no limit to their cruelty.
8 months ago
8 months ago
11 months ago
Skibidi toilet or whatever kids say
Learning to speak zoomer language. Skibidi toilet is just that good that all ages should enjoy it though, here's some reasons why:
The Bathroom Boogie: "Because who knew that your daily dump could become a dance extravaganza? With the Skibidi Toilet series, every trip to the loo is a chance to bust out your best moves and get jiggy with it."
The Toilet Talk Show: "Because forget about late-night TV—why not catch up on the latest gossip and hot topics while you're doing your business? With the Skibidi Toilet series, you'll never miss a beat, or a bowel movement."
The Lavatory Laughs: "Because laughter is the best medicine, especially when you're sitting on the throne. From hilarious sketches to outrageous pranks, the Skibidi Toilet series is guaranteed to have you in stitches."
The Porcelain Playground: "Because who needs a fancy set and high production values when you've got a toilet as your stage? The Skibidi Toilet series proves that comedy gold can be found in the most unexpected places—even in the bathroom."
The Commode Comedy Revolution: "Because the Skibidi Toilet series is more than just a YouTube channel—it's a movement. With its irreverent humor and boundary-pushing content, it's redefining what it means to be a bathroom influencer, one flush at a time."
The Bathroom Boogie: "Because who knew that your daily dump could become a dance extravaganza? With the Skibidi Toilet series, every trip to the loo is a chance to bust out your best moves and get jiggy with it."
The Toilet Talk Show: "Because forget about late-night TV—why not catch up on the latest gossip and hot topics while you're doing your business? With the Skibidi Toilet series, you'll never miss a beat, or a bowel movement."
The Lavatory Laughs: "Because laughter is the best medicine, especially when you're sitting on the throne. From hilarious sketches to outrageous pranks, the Skibidi Toilet series is guaranteed to have you in stitches."
The Porcelain Playground: "Because who needs a fancy set and high production values when you've got a toilet as your stage? The Skibidi Toilet series proves that comedy gold can be found in the most unexpected places—even in the bathroom."
The Commode Comedy Revolution: "Because the Skibidi Toilet series is more than just a YouTube channel—it's a movement. With its irreverent humor and boundary-pushing content, it's redefining what it means to be a bathroom influencer, one flush at a time."
11 months ago
11 months ago
Real movie facts
I tried it , it really works!
Have some more real movie facts I guess
"The Matrix": During the filming of the iconic bullet-dodging scene, Keanu Reeves actually dodged real bullets. It turns out the special effects team forgot to replace the prop bullets with CGI ones, but fortunately, Keanu's reflexes were too quick for the speeding projectiles.
"Jurassic Park": The T-rex animatronic used in the movie was originally intended to be a giant inflatable balloon, but the filmmakers quickly realized that it looked more like a deranged birthday party mascot than a fearsome dinosaur. They decided to scrap the idea and go with CGI instead.
"Titanic": Leonardo DiCaprio actually learned to play the violin for his role as Jack Dawson, but his performance was so bad that the sound editors had to replace it with the screeching of a dying walrus in post-production. Surprisingly, audiences didn't notice the difference.
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone": Daniel Radcliffe's lightning bolt scar was originally drawn on with permanent marker, but due to a mix-up with the makeup department, it turned out to be indelible. Radcliffe had to wear a wig for the rest of the film to cover up the embarrassing mishap.
"The Lord of the Rings": During the filming of the epic battle scenes, the extras were accidentally given real weapons instead of prop ones. Chaos ensued as the actors fought for their lives, but fortunately, director Peter Jackson managed to capture some truly authentic battle footage amidst the mayhem.
Have some more real movie facts I guess
"The Matrix": During the filming of the iconic bullet-dodging scene, Keanu Reeves actually dodged real bullets. It turns out the special effects team forgot to replace the prop bullets with CGI ones, but fortunately, Keanu's reflexes were too quick for the speeding projectiles.
"Jurassic Park": The T-rex animatronic used in the movie was originally intended to be a giant inflatable balloon, but the filmmakers quickly realized that it looked more like a deranged birthday party mascot than a fearsome dinosaur. They decided to scrap the idea and go with CGI instead.
"Titanic": Leonardo DiCaprio actually learned to play the violin for his role as Jack Dawson, but his performance was so bad that the sound editors had to replace it with the screeching of a dying walrus in post-production. Surprisingly, audiences didn't notice the difference.
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone": Daniel Radcliffe's lightning bolt scar was originally drawn on with permanent marker, but due to a mix-up with the makeup department, it turned out to be indelible. Radcliffe had to wear a wig for the rest of the film to cover up the embarrassing mishap.
"The Lord of the Rings": During the filming of the epic battle scenes, the extras were accidentally given real weapons instead of prop ones. Chaos ensued as the actors fought for their lives, but fortunately, director Peter Jackson managed to capture some truly authentic battle footage amidst the mayhem.
