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10 months ago
Shampiss the thirst quencher
Sinking in the cum what is he a pony in a jar?
Here are 5 reasons we propose to change shampoo to shampiss
"The Fizzy Feline Factor": Shampiss sounds like the kind of shampoo that would make your hair so soft and luxurious, even your cat would want to snuggle up to you! With its magical formula infused with catnip extract, you'll be the envy of felines everywhere.
"The Bubblegum Bliss Bonanza": Unlike boring old shampoo, Shampiss promises a shower experience that's sweeter than a bubblegum-flavored snow cone on a hot summer day. With each lather, you'll be transported to a whimsical world of sugary delights and pastel-colored bubbles.
"The Sparkling Shenanigans Spectacle": Shampiss isn't just a shampoo; it's a sparkling sensation that turns your shower into a disco dance party! With its glitter-infused formula and disco ball packaging, you'll be grooving to the rhythm of cleanliness in no time.
"The Luscious Lavender Lovefest": Shampiss is like a soothing hug from a field of lavender on a breezy spring day. Its calming scent and gentle formula will whisk you away to a state of relaxation so deep, you'll forget all your worries (and remember to rinse and repeat).
"The Purrfectly Punderful Product": Let's face it, Shampiss is just more fun to say than shampoo! With its playful name and pun-tastic packaging, you'll be giggling every time you reach for the bottle. Who needs boring old shampoo when you can have Shampiss?
Here are 5 reasons we propose to change shampoo to shampiss
"The Fizzy Feline Factor": Shampiss sounds like the kind of shampoo that would make your hair so soft and luxurious, even your cat would want to snuggle up to you! With its magical formula infused with catnip extract, you'll be the envy of felines everywhere.
"The Bubblegum Bliss Bonanza": Unlike boring old shampoo, Shampiss promises a shower experience that's sweeter than a bubblegum-flavored snow cone on a hot summer day. With each lather, you'll be transported to a whimsical world of sugary delights and pastel-colored bubbles.
"The Sparkling Shenanigans Spectacle": Shampiss isn't just a shampoo; it's a sparkling sensation that turns your shower into a disco dance party! With its glitter-infused formula and disco ball packaging, you'll be grooving to the rhythm of cleanliness in no time.
"The Luscious Lavender Lovefest": Shampiss is like a soothing hug from a field of lavender on a breezy spring day. Its calming scent and gentle formula will whisk you away to a state of relaxation so deep, you'll forget all your worries (and remember to rinse and repeat).
"The Purrfectly Punderful Product": Let's face it, Shampiss is just more fun to say than shampoo! With its playful name and pun-tastic packaging, you'll be giggling every time you reach for the bottle. Who needs boring old shampoo when you can have Shampiss?
7 months ago
10 months ago
A strategic misstep
She probably suspects way worse now. I asked our intern Kyle to write 5 possible stories but since he's spent like 7 years in the bighouse they all came out jail related.
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
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