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8 months ago
Dick Bong the hero we need
Miss the days we had heroes with really cool names.
Here are some more possibly real in alternate timelines names of authors and their silly books
Buck Thrustington
Book Title: "The Chronicles of Soggy Sausage: A Quest for the Lost Gravy Boat"
Babs McTinkle
Book Title: "The Adventures of Princess Poots: A Gas-Powered Journey to the Land of Beanopolis"
Chuck Jigglebottom
Book Title: "The Curious Case of Mr. Wiggles: A Wiggle-Waggling Whodunit"
Misty Squishbottom
Book Title: "The Secret Life of Sir Fluffington: Confessions of a Muffin-Snatching Feline"
Daisy Gigglesnatch
Book Title: "The Farty Fairy: A Whimsical Tale of Toots and Tinkles"
Here are some more possibly real in alternate timelines names of authors and their silly books
Buck Thrustington
Book Title: "The Chronicles of Soggy Sausage: A Quest for the Lost Gravy Boat"
Babs McTinkle
Book Title: "The Adventures of Princess Poots: A Gas-Powered Journey to the Land of Beanopolis"
Chuck Jigglebottom
Book Title: "The Curious Case of Mr. Wiggles: A Wiggle-Waggling Whodunit"
Misty Squishbottom
Book Title: "The Secret Life of Sir Fluffington: Confessions of a Muffin-Snatching Feline"
Daisy Gigglesnatch
Book Title: "The Farty Fairy: A Whimsical Tale of Toots and Tinkles"
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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