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8 months ago
We're on it shitlips
This was one of the best tropes used in 90s animations and i use to love it
We've invented a few of our own for everybody's amusement
"Listen up, Captain Cockup, my apologies for any disrespect. Your brilliance surely conceals a plan beyond my meager understanding."
"Baron Blunderbrain, forgive my impudence. Your schemes are undoubtedly superior, and I am but a lowly minion awaiting your divine instruction."
"Major Moron, please excuse my audacity. Your strategic prowess is unmatched, and I am but a humble servant at your disposal."
"Dr. Dunderhead, I mean no offense. Your malevolent laughter surely heralds a stroke of genius, and I am privileged to serve under your command."
"General Goon, forgive my insolence. Your leadership reigns supreme, and I am but a devoted lackey awaiting your every beck and call."
We've invented a few of our own for everybody's amusement
"Listen up, Captain Cockup, my apologies for any disrespect. Your brilliance surely conceals a plan beyond my meager understanding."
"Baron Blunderbrain, forgive my impudence. Your schemes are undoubtedly superior, and I am but a lowly minion awaiting your divine instruction."
"Major Moron, please excuse my audacity. Your strategic prowess is unmatched, and I am but a humble servant at your disposal."
"Dr. Dunderhead, I mean no offense. Your malevolent laughter surely heralds a stroke of genius, and I am privileged to serve under your command."
"General Goon, forgive my insolence. Your leadership reigns supreme, and I am but a devoted lackey awaiting your every beck and call."
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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