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8 months ago
A+ for effort
But why not own two copies of your favorite book? Have you people never heard of redundancy? Here are some reasons why you should have a whole bookshelf of your favorite book!
"The Literary Multiplicity Maneuver": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book ensures that you'll always have a spare handy in case of emergencies—like spontaneous book club meetings or surprise literary-themed parties. Who needs a first aid kit when you can have a first edition kit?
"The Bibliophile Back-Up Plan": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you'll never have to suffer the heartbreak of lending it to a friend and never getting it back. Who needs trust when you can have a personal library that rivals the Library of Congress?
"The Page-Turning Polygamy Principle": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book allows you to explore new dimensions of its literary greatness—like reading it in different fonts, sizes, and languages. Who needs a passport when you can travel the world through the pages of your favorite novel?
"The Literary Loyalty Lottery": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you can play a high-stakes game of literary roulette and give away copies to unsuspecting strangers like a modern-day book fairy. Who needs random acts of kindness when you can spread literary joy?
"The Bookish Investment Instinct": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book is like diversifying your literary portfolio—you never know which edition will skyrocket in value and make you a millionaire overnight. Who needs stocks and bonds when you can invest in first editions and leather-bound classics?
"The Literary Multiplicity Maneuver": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book ensures that you'll always have a spare handy in case of emergencies—like spontaneous book club meetings or surprise literary-themed parties. Who needs a first aid kit when you can have a first edition kit?
"The Bibliophile Back-Up Plan": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you'll never have to suffer the heartbreak of lending it to a friend and never getting it back. Who needs trust when you can have a personal library that rivals the Library of Congress?
"The Page-Turning Polygamy Principle": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book allows you to explore new dimensions of its literary greatness—like reading it in different fonts, sizes, and languages. Who needs a passport when you can travel the world through the pages of your favorite novel?
"The Literary Loyalty Lottery": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you can play a high-stakes game of literary roulette and give away copies to unsuspecting strangers like a modern-day book fairy. Who needs random acts of kindness when you can spread literary joy?
"The Bookish Investment Instinct": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book is like diversifying your literary portfolio—you never know which edition will skyrocket in value and make you a millionaire overnight. Who needs stocks and bonds when you can invest in first editions and leather-bound classics?
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8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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