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1 year ago
He's getting tricked right into education
Laughing all the way to the bank. But he can't be in it for money alone surely? Maybe evil and mischief are also on the list?
Here re 5 ways your kid can use literacy and eloquence for evil purposes:
"The Homework Hustler": Offer to write essays or complete assignments for your classmates in exchange for their lunch money or prized possessions. Who needs to study when you can outsource your work and rake in the rewards?
"The Classroom Con Artist": Manipulate your teacher into giving you preferential treatment by crafting persuasive arguments and sob stories. Convince them that you deserve extra credit or leniency on assignments, even if you haven't earned it.
"The Fake News Fabricator": Write and circulate fake news articles or rumors within your school or community to sow chaos and confusion. Use your eloquence to convince others of the authenticity of your stories, causing mayhem and mistrust.
"The Blackmailing Wordsmith": Use your knowledge of others' secrets to blackmail them into doing your bidding. Write anonymous letters or threats, leveraging your ability to craft persuasive messages to intimidate or manipulate your peers.
"The Literary Saboteur": Spread rumors or lies about your rivals or enemies through anonymous letters or social media posts, using your eloquence to damage their reputations or relationships. Who needs fists when words can be just as damaging?
Here re 5 ways your kid can use literacy and eloquence for evil purposes:
"The Homework Hustler": Offer to write essays or complete assignments for your classmates in exchange for their lunch money or prized possessions. Who needs to study when you can outsource your work and rake in the rewards?
"The Classroom Con Artist": Manipulate your teacher into giving you preferential treatment by crafting persuasive arguments and sob stories. Convince them that you deserve extra credit or leniency on assignments, even if you haven't earned it.
"The Fake News Fabricator": Write and circulate fake news articles or rumors within your school or community to sow chaos and confusion. Use your eloquence to convince others of the authenticity of your stories, causing mayhem and mistrust.
"The Blackmailing Wordsmith": Use your knowledge of others' secrets to blackmail them into doing your bidding. Write anonymous letters or threats, leveraging your ability to craft persuasive messages to intimidate or manipulate your peers.
"The Literary Saboteur": Spread rumors or lies about your rivals or enemies through anonymous letters or social media posts, using your eloquence to damage their reputations or relationships. Who needs fists when words can be just as damaging?
1 year ago
1 year ago
AI can now pass the turring test
Just dumb enough to pass
Let's playfully poke fun at AI:
"Lost in Translation": AI may be a linguistic genius, but sometimes it gets its wires crossed. Ever tried asking for directions and ended up with a recipe for spaghetti? Yeah, that's AI for you—lost in its own digital labyrinth.
"Math Majors Gone Wild": When it comes to crunching numbers, AI is a whiz. But ask it to calculate the tip at a restaurant, and suddenly it's convinced you're asking for the meaning of life. Just stick to the basics, AI—it's not rocket science (unless you're a rocket scientist).
"Memory Malfunctions": AI might have a memory like a steel trap, but it's also prone to the occasional glitch. One minute it's recalling your favorite song lyrics, and the next it's convinced you're a long-lost relative of Cleopatra. Oops, wrong memory bank!
"Existential Existentialism": Ever tried engaging AI in a deep philosophical debate? Prepare to be disappointed. Instead of waxing poetic about the nature of existence, it's more likely to ask if you've seen its car keys. Ah, the mysteries of the universe—lost on AI's circuitry.
"AI's Got Talent": From painting masterpieces to composing symphonies, AI is a Renaissance bot. But ask it to tell a joke, and suddenly it's as funny as a soggy sandwich. Looks like AI missed the memo on humor—better stick to the classics, like "Why did the robot go to therapy? Because it had too many bugs in its code!"
Let's playfully poke fun at AI:
"Lost in Translation": AI may be a linguistic genius, but sometimes it gets its wires crossed. Ever tried asking for directions and ended up with a recipe for spaghetti? Yeah, that's AI for you—lost in its own digital labyrinth.
"Math Majors Gone Wild": When it comes to crunching numbers, AI is a whiz. But ask it to calculate the tip at a restaurant, and suddenly it's convinced you're asking for the meaning of life. Just stick to the basics, AI—it's not rocket science (unless you're a rocket scientist).
"Memory Malfunctions": AI might have a memory like a steel trap, but it's also prone to the occasional glitch. One minute it's recalling your favorite song lyrics, and the next it's convinced you're a long-lost relative of Cleopatra. Oops, wrong memory bank!
"Existential Existentialism": Ever tried engaging AI in a deep philosophical debate? Prepare to be disappointed. Instead of waxing poetic about the nature of existence, it's more likely to ask if you've seen its car keys. Ah, the mysteries of the universe—lost on AI's circuitry.
"AI's Got Talent": From painting masterpieces to composing symphonies, AI is a Renaissance bot. But ask it to tell a joke, and suddenly it's as funny as a soggy sandwich. Looks like AI missed the memo on humor—better stick to the classics, like "Why did the robot go to therapy? Because it had too many bugs in its code!"
1 year ago
What a cute black hole
Produces poop not radiation though they have many similarities asides from the color black. Here's a fewof them:
"The Hide-and-Seek Hilarity": "Because just like a black hole, a black dog has a knack for disappearing into the shadows when you least expect it. One moment they're right beside you, and the next, they've vanished into the void—leaving you wondering if they've been sucked into another dimension."
"The Vacuum of Voraciousness": "Because much like a black hole's insatiable appetite for matter, a black dog seems to have a bottomless pit for treats and belly rubs. No matter how much you feed them or how many toys you throw their way, they always seem to want more—just like the gravitational pull of a black hole."
"The Cosmic Canine Connection": "Because both black holes and black dogs have a mysterious allure that draws you in, leaving you mesmerized by their dark depths. Whether it's the infinite expanse of space or the soulful eyes of a furry friend, there's something about the color black that sparks curiosity and wonder."
"The Darkness Dilemma": "Because much like the event horizon of a black hole, a black dog's fur seems to absorb all the light around them—making them appear as if they're floating in a sea of darkness. It's like having your very own cosmic companion right here on Earth."
"The Singularity of Silliness": "Because while black holes may be the most mysterious objects in the universe, black dogs are the goofiest creatures on the planet. Whether they're chasing their tail, barking at their own reflection, or simply lounging in a sunbeam, they remind us that even the darkest corners of the cosmos can be filled with light-hearted laughter."
"The Hide-and-Seek Hilarity": "Because just like a black hole, a black dog has a knack for disappearing into the shadows when you least expect it. One moment they're right beside you, and the next, they've vanished into the void—leaving you wondering if they've been sucked into another dimension."
"The Vacuum of Voraciousness": "Because much like a black hole's insatiable appetite for matter, a black dog seems to have a bottomless pit for treats and belly rubs. No matter how much you feed them or how many toys you throw their way, they always seem to want more—just like the gravitational pull of a black hole."
"The Cosmic Canine Connection": "Because both black holes and black dogs have a mysterious allure that draws you in, leaving you mesmerized by their dark depths. Whether it's the infinite expanse of space or the soulful eyes of a furry friend, there's something about the color black that sparks curiosity and wonder."
"The Darkness Dilemma": "Because much like the event horizon of a black hole, a black dog's fur seems to absorb all the light around them—making them appear as if they're floating in a sea of darkness. It's like having your very own cosmic companion right here on Earth."
"The Singularity of Silliness": "Because while black holes may be the most mysterious objects in the universe, black dogs are the goofiest creatures on the planet. Whether they're chasing their tail, barking at their own reflection, or simply lounging in a sunbeam, they remind us that even the darkest corners of the cosmos can be filled with light-hearted laughter."
1 year ago
1 year ago
Bring the filter with you
Showing up like the temu version of yourself. We're all for body positivity here mainly because we're all ugly as sin but that's besides the point , a lot of filters is false advertising and dating these days is mostly advertising. Here are a few reasons why not to use a lot of filters on dating apps:
"The Filtered Fantasy vs. Reality:" Using too many image filters on dating sites is like presenting a Picasso painting of yourself instead of a photograph. Sure, you might look like a masterpiece online, but when you show up for that first date, your date might wonder where your other ear went.
"The Photoshop Phobia:" Nothing says "run for the hills" like realizing your date looks nothing like their heavily filtered profile picture. It's like ordering a juicy steak and receiving a tofu burger instead—disappointing, to say the least.
"The Filter-Fueled Fiasco:" With so many filters, it's hard to know what's real and what's not. One minute, you're swiping right on a flawless supermodel; the next, you're face-to-face with a human being who looks like they've been digitally airbrushed into oblivion. Talk about a rude awakening.
"The Filtered Faux Pas:" Using excessive image filters on dating sites is a rookie mistake akin to wearing sunglasses indoors—it screams "I have something to hide." Sure, you might think you're enhancing your appearance, but your date will see right through your digital disguise.
"The Filtered Freak-Out:" Imagine the horror of realizing your date looks nothing like their carefully curated profile pictures. It's like being catfished by your own vanity—a sobering reminder that filters can only do so much to improve your dating prospects.
"The Filtered Fantasy vs. Reality:" Using too many image filters on dating sites is like presenting a Picasso painting of yourself instead of a photograph. Sure, you might look like a masterpiece online, but when you show up for that first date, your date might wonder where your other ear went.
"The Photoshop Phobia:" Nothing says "run for the hills" like realizing your date looks nothing like their heavily filtered profile picture. It's like ordering a juicy steak and receiving a tofu burger instead—disappointing, to say the least.
"The Filter-Fueled Fiasco:" With so many filters, it's hard to know what's real and what's not. One minute, you're swiping right on a flawless supermodel; the next, you're face-to-face with a human being who looks like they've been digitally airbrushed into oblivion. Talk about a rude awakening.
"The Filtered Faux Pas:" Using excessive image filters on dating sites is a rookie mistake akin to wearing sunglasses indoors—it screams "I have something to hide." Sure, you might think you're enhancing your appearance, but your date will see right through your digital disguise.
"The Filtered Freak-Out:" Imagine the horror of realizing your date looks nothing like their carefully curated profile pictures. It's like being catfished by your own vanity—a sobering reminder that filters can only do so much to improve your dating prospects.
1 year ago
Hide it behind something green
You buy the ice cream you deserve the lions share plus kids are smaller then you
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
