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7 months ago
Stay off discord kids
The mods would chase you if they weren't basement goblins.
Though we should cut Discord mods some slack I read there are laws making this sort of thing and others mandatory!
"The Neckbeard Necessity Norm": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it violates the sacred Neckbeard Necessity Norm. Who needs smooth skin when you can hide behind a curtain of wiry neck hair?
"The Pudgy Pore Paradox": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is outlawed to preserve the delicate balance of pudgy pores and patchy facial hair. Who needs moderation skills when you can have a neckbeard so thick it has its own gravitational pull?
"The Zit-Zapper Zoning Zeal": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator to prevent a rebellion among the neckbeard community. Who needs peacekeeping when you can have a beard so unkempt it doubles as a hiding spot for rogue pizza crusts?
"The Fuzzy-Faced Fatwa": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is against the law to protect the sanctity of the neckbeard brotherhood. Who needs facial recognition when you can have a beard so dense it can deflect incoming chat bans?
"The Neckbeard Non-Negotiable": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it undermines the fundamental principle that all moderators must possess at least one inch of neckbeard length. Who needs equality when you can have a face that looks like it's wearing a sweater?
Though we should cut Discord mods some slack I read there are laws making this sort of thing and others mandatory!
"The Neckbeard Necessity Norm": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it violates the sacred Neckbeard Necessity Norm. Who needs smooth skin when you can hide behind a curtain of wiry neck hair?
"The Pudgy Pore Paradox": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is outlawed to preserve the delicate balance of pudgy pores and patchy facial hair. Who needs moderation skills when you can have a neckbeard so thick it has its own gravitational pull?
"The Zit-Zapper Zoning Zeal": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator to prevent a rebellion among the neckbeard community. Who needs peacekeeping when you can have a beard so unkempt it doubles as a hiding spot for rogue pizza crusts?
"The Fuzzy-Faced Fatwa": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is against the law to protect the sanctity of the neckbeard brotherhood. Who needs facial recognition when you can have a beard so dense it can deflect incoming chat bans?
"The Neckbeard Non-Negotiable": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it undermines the fundamental principle that all moderators must possess at least one inch of neckbeard length. Who needs equality when you can have a face that looks like it's wearing a sweater?
4 months ago
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7 months ago
A Surprise Wedding For Who?
But a welcome one. Not recommended but you could pick one of these strategies if you're really dead set on emulating this woman!
Skywriting Surprise: Hire a skywriter to spell out "Will you marry me?" above your house on the morning of the wedding. When your groom steps outside to see what all the fuss is about, you'll be waiting in your wedding dress with a bouquet in hand.
Undercover Invitation: Have a friend pose as a delivery person and hand-deliver a mysterious package to your groom's door. Inside, he'll find a message that reads, "Your presence is requested at a top-secret event," along with a pair of cufflinks or socks embroidered with wedding bells.
Scavenger Hunt Hijinks: Send your groom on a wild goose chase around town, with each clue leading him closer to the big reveal. The final clue could lead him to a park where you're waiting under a beautifully decorated arch, ready to say "I do."
Puzzle Piece Proposal: Create a custom jigsaw puzzle featuring a photo of the two of you and the words "Will you marry me?" Once he puts the puzzle together, he'll realize that the last piece is missing—and you'll be there to hand it to him, along with an invitation to your wedding.
Flash Mob Fiasco: Organize a surprise flash mob in a public place where you and your groom frequently hang out. As he watches in disbelief, the dancers will spell out "Will you marry me?" in choreographed movements, and you'll emerge from the crowd to pop the question—and extend an invitation to your wedding, of course!
Skywriting Surprise: Hire a skywriter to spell out "Will you marry me?" above your house on the morning of the wedding. When your groom steps outside to see what all the fuss is about, you'll be waiting in your wedding dress with a bouquet in hand.
Undercover Invitation: Have a friend pose as a delivery person and hand-deliver a mysterious package to your groom's door. Inside, he'll find a message that reads, "Your presence is requested at a top-secret event," along with a pair of cufflinks or socks embroidered with wedding bells.
Scavenger Hunt Hijinks: Send your groom on a wild goose chase around town, with each clue leading him closer to the big reveal. The final clue could lead him to a park where you're waiting under a beautifully decorated arch, ready to say "I do."
Puzzle Piece Proposal: Create a custom jigsaw puzzle featuring a photo of the two of you and the words "Will you marry me?" Once he puts the puzzle together, he'll realize that the last piece is missing—and you'll be there to hand it to him, along with an invitation to your wedding.
Flash Mob Fiasco: Organize a surprise flash mob in a public place where you and your groom frequently hang out. As he watches in disbelief, the dancers will spell out "Will you marry me?" in choreographed movements, and you'll emerge from the crowd to pop the question—and extend an invitation to your wedding, of course!
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Auto-Incorrect: Thanks to autocorrect, innocent messages can quickly turn into unintentional comedy gold. One misplaced letter can transform "I'm feeling ducking great!" into an entirely different sentiment.
Emoji Overload: Sometimes, people rely too heavily on emojis to convey their emotions, leading to confusion. Is that smiley face meant to indicate happiness or thinly veiled sarcasm? It's hard to say!
Lost in Translation: With users from all over the globe communicating online, language barriers can lead to some hilarious misunderstandings. What's perfectly clear in one language might become a nonsensical mishmash in another.
Selective Reading: In the age of skimming and scrolling, it's easy to miss crucial context or skip over important details. Cue the awkward moments when someone responds to a post without actually reading the full content.
Meme Madness: Memes are a language unto themselves, but not everyone speaks fluent meme. What's meant to be a clever inside joke can easily be misinterpreted by those not in the know, leading to some perplexing exchanges.
Auto-Incorrect: Thanks to autocorrect, innocent messages can quickly turn into unintentional comedy gold. One misplaced letter can transform "I'm feeling ducking great!" into an entirely different sentiment.
Emoji Overload: Sometimes, people rely too heavily on emojis to convey their emotions, leading to confusion. Is that smiley face meant to indicate happiness or thinly veiled sarcasm? It's hard to say!
Lost in Translation: With users from all over the globe communicating online, language barriers can lead to some hilarious misunderstandings. What's perfectly clear in one language might become a nonsensical mishmash in another.
Selective Reading: In the age of skimming and scrolling, it's easy to miss crucial context or skip over important details. Cue the awkward moments when someone responds to a post without actually reading the full content.
Meme Madness: Memes are a language unto themselves, but not everyone speaks fluent meme. What's meant to be a clever inside joke can easily be misinterpreted by those not in the know, leading to some perplexing exchanges.
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