Register for a no ad experience.
10 months ago
We Are Proud Of You
Share this so your friends get a chance to see something wholesome too.
We are proud of you and we'll tell you this in a few different ways. Pick your favorite in the comments:
**"You're doing fantastic! Every effort you make is a step forward, and I'm genuinely proud of you for putting in the work. Keep it up!"
**"I just want to take a moment to say how proud I am of you. Your determination and perseverance are truly admirable, and I believe in you every step of the way."
**"You're doing an amazing job, and I'm proud to see how far you've come. Remember, progress is progress, no matter how small, and your effort doesn't go unnoticed."
**"I'm incredibly proud of your efforts and the strides you're making. Each step forward, no matter how small, is a testament to your strength and resilience. Keep going—you're doing great!"
**"You're doing wonderfully, and I want you to know that your hard work doesn't go unnoticed. Every effort you make is valued, and I'm proud to support you on your journey. Keep shining bright!"
We are proud of you and we'll tell you this in a few different ways. Pick your favorite in the comments:
**"You're doing fantastic! Every effort you make is a step forward, and I'm genuinely proud of you for putting in the work. Keep it up!"
**"I just want to take a moment to say how proud I am of you. Your determination and perseverance are truly admirable, and I believe in you every step of the way."
**"You're doing an amazing job, and I'm proud to see how far you've come. Remember, progress is progress, no matter how small, and your effort doesn't go unnoticed."
**"I'm incredibly proud of your efforts and the strides you're making. Each step forward, no matter how small, is a testament to your strength and resilience. Keep going—you're doing great!"
**"You're doing wonderfully, and I want you to know that your hard work doesn't go unnoticed. Every effort you make is valued, and I'm proud to support you on your journey. Keep shining bright!"
7 months ago
10 months ago
A strategic misstep
She probably suspects way worse now. I asked our intern Kyle to write 5 possible stories but since he's spent like 7 years in the bighouse they all came out jail related.
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
7 months ago
7 months ago
7 months ago
7 months ago
