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1 year ago
A vey carefull man!
Watching his step biding his time ready for anything!
Have 5 reasons why this is a good idea
Stealth Mode: Because checking the time discreetly is a skill best mastered with your foot!
Leg Day Countdown: Who needs a gym timer when your ankle watch can remind you how long it's been since your last leg workout?
Fancy Footwork: Because nothing says "classy" like accessorizing your ankles!
Time Flies When You're Having Fun... at the Beach: For those who want to keep track of time while frolicking in the waves without the risk of losing their watch to the ocean.
Ankle Fashion Trendsetter: Who needs wristwatch tan lines when you can start a new trend of ankle watch tan lines?
Have 5 reasons why this is a good idea
Stealth Mode: Because checking the time discreetly is a skill best mastered with your foot!
Leg Day Countdown: Who needs a gym timer when your ankle watch can remind you how long it's been since your last leg workout?
Fancy Footwork: Because nothing says "classy" like accessorizing your ankles!
Time Flies When You're Having Fun... at the Beach: For those who want to keep track of time while frolicking in the waves without the risk of losing their watch to the ocean.
Ankle Fashion Trendsetter: Who needs wristwatch tan lines when you can start a new trend of ankle watch tan lines?
1 year ago
Can't have shit in Detroit
The city is not specified i'm just assuming but here are a few other things that definitely got stolen in Detroit:
"The Elusive Patio Furniture Pilfering": Imagine waking up to find your entire patio set missing from your backyard. Not just the chairs or the table—everything, from the umbrella to the barbecue grill! How the thieves managed to sneak away with such bulky items without anyone noticing remains a head-scratcher for the ages.
"The Curious Case of the Absent Air Conditioners": In the midst of a scorching summer, residents were left sweating bullets when their window air conditioners mysteriously vanished overnight. The logistics of hauling these heavy units out of apartment windows without anyone hearing—or feeling—the commotion boggle the mind.
"The Great Garden Hose Heist": Picture this: an entire neighborhood's worth of garden hoses disappearing without a trace. The culprits must have been masters of stealth to make off with these unwieldy, snaking tubes of rubber undetected. How they managed to wrangle them into a getaway car is anyone's guess!
"The Vanishing Vacuum Cleaner Vendetta": Vacuum cleaners may not seem like the most glamorous targets for theft, but try telling that to the residents who woke up to find their trusty cleaning companions missing from their closets. Maneuvering these bulky appliances through narrow hallways and down flights of stairs without raising suspicion is no small feat.
"The Mysterious Mattress Mystery": In a puzzling turn of events, an entire apartment building's worth of mattresses disappeared overnight, leaving residents scratching their heads—and their backs—in confusion. The logistics of sneaking these unwieldy sleep surfaces out of cramped urban dwellings without arousing suspicion defy all logic.
"The Elusive Patio Furniture Pilfering": Imagine waking up to find your entire patio set missing from your backyard. Not just the chairs or the table—everything, from the umbrella to the barbecue grill! How the thieves managed to sneak away with such bulky items without anyone noticing remains a head-scratcher for the ages.
"The Curious Case of the Absent Air Conditioners": In the midst of a scorching summer, residents were left sweating bullets when their window air conditioners mysteriously vanished overnight. The logistics of hauling these heavy units out of apartment windows without anyone hearing—or feeling—the commotion boggle the mind.
"The Great Garden Hose Heist": Picture this: an entire neighborhood's worth of garden hoses disappearing without a trace. The culprits must have been masters of stealth to make off with these unwieldy, snaking tubes of rubber undetected. How they managed to wrangle them into a getaway car is anyone's guess!
"The Vanishing Vacuum Cleaner Vendetta": Vacuum cleaners may not seem like the most glamorous targets for theft, but try telling that to the residents who woke up to find their trusty cleaning companions missing from their closets. Maneuvering these bulky appliances through narrow hallways and down flights of stairs without raising suspicion is no small feat.
"The Mysterious Mattress Mystery": In a puzzling turn of events, an entire apartment building's worth of mattresses disappeared overnight, leaving residents scratching their heads—and their backs—in confusion. The logistics of sneaking these unwieldy sleep surfaces out of cramped urban dwellings without arousing suspicion defy all logic.
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1 year ago
Driving is hard
Automatics are better change my mind in the comments though you won't be able to, driving shift is hell and here's a few reasons why:
The Clutch Conundrum: "Because mastering the art of the clutch pedal is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—except instead of colors, you're just trying to figure out how not to stall in the middle of rush hour traffic."
The Manual Misery: "Because driving stick shift is like participating in an extreme sport—except instead of adrenaline, you're filled with existential dread every time you approach a steep hill."
The Traffic Tango: "Because navigating stop-and-go traffic in a manual transmission is like playing a high-stakes game of Twister with your feet—left foot on the clutch, right foot on the brake, left hand on the gearshift...and pray you don't accidentally hit the horn."
The Parking Predicament: "Because parallel parking in a stick shift is the ultimate test of patience and coordination—forget about inching your way into the space, it's more like a full-blown tango with the curb."
The Gearshift Grief: "Because trying to explain to your friends why you drive stick is like trying to explain why you still use a flip phone in 2025—sure, it's quirky and retro, but mostly it's just a pain in the clutch."
The Clutch Conundrum: "Because mastering the art of the clutch pedal is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—except instead of colors, you're just trying to figure out how not to stall in the middle of rush hour traffic."
The Manual Misery: "Because driving stick shift is like participating in an extreme sport—except instead of adrenaline, you're filled with existential dread every time you approach a steep hill."
The Traffic Tango: "Because navigating stop-and-go traffic in a manual transmission is like playing a high-stakes game of Twister with your feet—left foot on the clutch, right foot on the brake, left hand on the gearshift...and pray you don't accidentally hit the horn."
The Parking Predicament: "Because parallel parking in a stick shift is the ultimate test of patience and coordination—forget about inching your way into the space, it's more like a full-blown tango with the curb."
The Gearshift Grief: "Because trying to explain to your friends why you drive stick is like trying to explain why you still use a flip phone in 2025—sure, it's quirky and retro, but mostly it's just a pain in the clutch."
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1 year ago
Crazy frog NFT's
Fully unethically coerced and forced! This is it, this is the NFT that changed my mind about NFT's . Here are some reasons why the only NFT worth buying is the Crazy Frog NFT :
"The Amphibious Anthem:" Who needs a boring old NFT when you can own a piece of digital history with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT? It's not just a sound, it's an amphibious anthem that will echo through the digital halls of eternity—complete with the sound of that iconic "ring ding ding ding ding" that's sure to drive your neighbors crazy.
"The Meme Magic Manifesto:" Crazy Frog is more than just a digital character—he's a meme magic manifesto waiting to happen. With his signature dance moves and catchy tunes, he's the perfect muse for creating viral content that's sure to leave your followers in stitches.
"The Crypto Croaker Collectible:" Move over, Bitcoin—there's a new crypto croaker in town. With a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your digital wallet, you'll be riding the wave of the future with a one-of-a-kind collectible that's sure to make you the envy of all your crypto-loving friends.
"The Digital Dance Party:" Why settle for a boring old static image when you can own a Crazy Frog-themed NFT that comes to life with every ring ding ding ding ding? With his infectious energy and unstoppable enthusiasm, Crazy Frog will turn your digital art collection into a non-stop dance party that's sure to get everyone grooving.
"The Frogtastic Financial Future:" They say investing in NFTs is risky business, but with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your portfolio, you'll be hopping straight to the bank. With his undeniable charm and timeless appeal, Crazy Frog is sure to hold his value—and then some—in the ever-evolving world of digital assets.
"The Amphibious Anthem:" Who needs a boring old NFT when you can own a piece of digital history with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT? It's not just a sound, it's an amphibious anthem that will echo through the digital halls of eternity—complete with the sound of that iconic "ring ding ding ding ding" that's sure to drive your neighbors crazy.
"The Meme Magic Manifesto:" Crazy Frog is more than just a digital character—he's a meme magic manifesto waiting to happen. With his signature dance moves and catchy tunes, he's the perfect muse for creating viral content that's sure to leave your followers in stitches.
"The Crypto Croaker Collectible:" Move over, Bitcoin—there's a new crypto croaker in town. With a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your digital wallet, you'll be riding the wave of the future with a one-of-a-kind collectible that's sure to make you the envy of all your crypto-loving friends.
"The Digital Dance Party:" Why settle for a boring old static image when you can own a Crazy Frog-themed NFT that comes to life with every ring ding ding ding ding? With his infectious energy and unstoppable enthusiasm, Crazy Frog will turn your digital art collection into a non-stop dance party that's sure to get everyone grooving.
"The Frogtastic Financial Future:" They say investing in NFTs is risky business, but with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your portfolio, you'll be hopping straight to the bank. With his undeniable charm and timeless appeal, Crazy Frog is sure to hold his value—and then some—in the ever-evolving world of digital assets.
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