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8 months ago
Rocket scientist
It's not brain surgery is it? It's not. So here's a few reasons rocket science is not brain surgery!
Their precision is out of this world... literally: Rocket scientists are used to calculating trajectories to the nth decimal place, but when it comes to delicate brain surgery, a slip of the scalpel could turn your gray matter into mush faster than you can say "Houston, we have a problem."
They mix up tools from their day job: Imagine going in for a routine brain scan and suddenly finding yourself strapped into a centrifuge or being told you need a boost from a solid rocket booster to jump-start your neurons.
Their patients keep floating away during surgery: Zero-gravity environments might be great for space exploration, but they're less than ideal for keeping patients anchored to the operating table. Plus, have you ever tried to perform intricate surgery while floating upside down? Not recommended.
Their bedside manner is more like an alien encounter: Instead of offering comforting words and reassurance, they start babbling about quantum physics and black holes, leaving you more confused and terrified than before.
They're used to solving problems that are, quite literally, out of this world: Sure, they can navigate the complexities of rocket propulsion and orbital mechanics, but ask them to locate the hippocampus or differentiate between the cerebellum and the cerebrum, and suddenly they're lost in a sea of gray matter.
Their precision is out of this world... literally: Rocket scientists are used to calculating trajectories to the nth decimal place, but when it comes to delicate brain surgery, a slip of the scalpel could turn your gray matter into mush faster than you can say "Houston, we have a problem."
They mix up tools from their day job: Imagine going in for a routine brain scan and suddenly finding yourself strapped into a centrifuge or being told you need a boost from a solid rocket booster to jump-start your neurons.
Their patients keep floating away during surgery: Zero-gravity environments might be great for space exploration, but they're less than ideal for keeping patients anchored to the operating table. Plus, have you ever tried to perform intricate surgery while floating upside down? Not recommended.
Their bedside manner is more like an alien encounter: Instead of offering comforting words and reassurance, they start babbling about quantum physics and black holes, leaving you more confused and terrified than before.
They're used to solving problems that are, quite literally, out of this world: Sure, they can navigate the complexities of rocket propulsion and orbital mechanics, but ask them to locate the hippocampus or differentiate between the cerebellum and the cerebrum, and suddenly they're lost in a sea of gray matter.
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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