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8 months ago
Inside you are two wolves
Both are having a good time at your expense. Here are some possibilities of what could happen which somehow turned out decently wholesome! I'm as shocked as you are:
"Wolf Pack Shenanigans": You wake up to find yourself surrounded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and Hawaiian shirts, passing around a coconut filled with fruity drinks. Turns out, they decided to throw a beach party in the middle of the forest—and you're the guest of honor.
"Werewolf Karaoke Night": You regain consciousness in a dimly lit forest clearing, where two wolf furies are belting out a duet of "Howl at the Moon" while the rest of the pack provides backup vocals. Looks like you stumbled into the world's wildest karaoke night—and you're up next.
"The Wolf Pack Wedding": You come to just in time to witness a wolf priest officiating a wedding ceremony between the two wolf furies who roofied you. As you struggle to make sense of the situation, you realize you've inadvertently become the best man at a wolf wedding—complete with a cake made of raw meat.
"Wolf Therapy Session": You find yourself lying on a mossy bed surrounded by attentive wolves, who take turns offering you heartfelt advice and supportive howls. Turns out, the wolf furies roofied you as part of their unconventional therapy session—and you're the star patient.
"The Great Wolf Heist": You regain consciousness to find yourself wearing a black ski mask and clutching a bag full of stolen goods, with the two wolf furies by your side wearing matching bandit masks. Turns out, you've just pulled off the greatest heist in forest history—and the wolves are the masterminds behind it all.
"Wolf Pack Shenanigans": You wake up to find yourself surrounded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and Hawaiian shirts, passing around a coconut filled with fruity drinks. Turns out, they decided to throw a beach party in the middle of the forest—and you're the guest of honor.
"Werewolf Karaoke Night": You regain consciousness in a dimly lit forest clearing, where two wolf furies are belting out a duet of "Howl at the Moon" while the rest of the pack provides backup vocals. Looks like you stumbled into the world's wildest karaoke night—and you're up next.
"The Wolf Pack Wedding": You come to just in time to witness a wolf priest officiating a wedding ceremony between the two wolf furies who roofied you. As you struggle to make sense of the situation, you realize you've inadvertently become the best man at a wolf wedding—complete with a cake made of raw meat.
"Wolf Therapy Session": You find yourself lying on a mossy bed surrounded by attentive wolves, who take turns offering you heartfelt advice and supportive howls. Turns out, the wolf furies roofied you as part of their unconventional therapy session—and you're the star patient.
"The Great Wolf Heist": You regain consciousness to find yourself wearing a black ski mask and clutching a bag full of stolen goods, with the two wolf furies by your side wearing matching bandit masks. Turns out, you've just pulled off the greatest heist in forest history—and the wolves are the masterminds behind it all.
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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