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8 months ago
20 yo stoner wishing he got that email
Gamers managed to call Shadowheart from Baldurs Gate 3 Shart so you know. Regardless it's not all bad! Here's some reasons why your new email can be the best thing that ever happened to you!
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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