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11 months ago
20 yo stoner wishing he got that email
Gamers managed to call Shadowheart from Baldurs Gate 3 Shart so you know. Regardless it's not all bad! Here's some reasons why your new email can be the best thing that ever happened to you!
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
8 months ago
11 months ago
Legend in training
That's what kids should be doing for fun. Not all of them though. Just the chosen ones. The native seagull training talent. Is your kid one? Find out by watching for these signs:
"She Collects Shiny Objects": From discarded aluminum cans to glittery trinkets, your daughter's obsession with shiny objects rivals that of a magpie. It's like she's preparing her own treasure trove to attract a flock of adoring seagull fans.
"She Talks to Seagulls Like Old Friends": Instead of saying "hello" to passersby, your daughter greets seagulls with a cheerful "caw" and engages in lengthy conversations with them, as if they're long-lost friends swapping seaside tales.
"She's a Master at Seagull Impressions": Your daughter's seagull impersonations are so spot-on, they've fooled unsuspecting beachgoers into tossing her scraps of food. It's like she's channeling her inner bird whisperer to summon her feathered minions.
"Her Sandcastle Skills Are Unmatched": While other kids build sandcastles fit for royalty, your daughter constructs elaborate seagull-sized palaces complete with miniature fish ponds and tiny beach umbrellas. It's like she's creating luxury resorts for her avian companions.
"She's Always Armed with Snacks": Your daughter never leaves home without a pocketful of stale bread crusts and fishy treats, ready to entice any seagull that crosses her path. It's like she's running a mobile snack bar for her feathered friends, complete with complimentary beachside seating.
"She Collects Shiny Objects": From discarded aluminum cans to glittery trinkets, your daughter's obsession with shiny objects rivals that of a magpie. It's like she's preparing her own treasure trove to attract a flock of adoring seagull fans.
"She Talks to Seagulls Like Old Friends": Instead of saying "hello" to passersby, your daughter greets seagulls with a cheerful "caw" and engages in lengthy conversations with them, as if they're long-lost friends swapping seaside tales.
"She's a Master at Seagull Impressions": Your daughter's seagull impersonations are so spot-on, they've fooled unsuspecting beachgoers into tossing her scraps of food. It's like she's channeling her inner bird whisperer to summon her feathered minions.
"Her Sandcastle Skills Are Unmatched": While other kids build sandcastles fit for royalty, your daughter constructs elaborate seagull-sized palaces complete with miniature fish ponds and tiny beach umbrellas. It's like she's creating luxury resorts for her avian companions.
"She's Always Armed with Snacks": Your daughter never leaves home without a pocketful of stale bread crusts and fishy treats, ready to entice any seagull that crosses her path. It's like she's running a mobile snack bar for her feathered friends, complete with complimentary beachside seating.
11 months ago
What a cute black hole
Produces poop not radiation though they have many similarities asides from the color black. Here's a fewof them:
"The Hide-and-Seek Hilarity": "Because just like a black hole, a black dog has a knack for disappearing into the shadows when you least expect it. One moment they're right beside you, and the next, they've vanished into the void—leaving you wondering if they've been sucked into another dimension."
"The Vacuum of Voraciousness": "Because much like a black hole's insatiable appetite for matter, a black dog seems to have a bottomless pit for treats and belly rubs. No matter how much you feed them or how many toys you throw their way, they always seem to want more—just like the gravitational pull of a black hole."
"The Cosmic Canine Connection": "Because both black holes and black dogs have a mysterious allure that draws you in, leaving you mesmerized by their dark depths. Whether it's the infinite expanse of space or the soulful eyes of a furry friend, there's something about the color black that sparks curiosity and wonder."
"The Darkness Dilemma": "Because much like the event horizon of a black hole, a black dog's fur seems to absorb all the light around them—making them appear as if they're floating in a sea of darkness. It's like having your very own cosmic companion right here on Earth."
"The Singularity of Silliness": "Because while black holes may be the most mysterious objects in the universe, black dogs are the goofiest creatures on the planet. Whether they're chasing their tail, barking at their own reflection, or simply lounging in a sunbeam, they remind us that even the darkest corners of the cosmos can be filled with light-hearted laughter."
"The Hide-and-Seek Hilarity": "Because just like a black hole, a black dog has a knack for disappearing into the shadows when you least expect it. One moment they're right beside you, and the next, they've vanished into the void—leaving you wondering if they've been sucked into another dimension."
"The Vacuum of Voraciousness": "Because much like a black hole's insatiable appetite for matter, a black dog seems to have a bottomless pit for treats and belly rubs. No matter how much you feed them or how many toys you throw their way, they always seem to want more—just like the gravitational pull of a black hole."
"The Cosmic Canine Connection": "Because both black holes and black dogs have a mysterious allure that draws you in, leaving you mesmerized by their dark depths. Whether it's the infinite expanse of space or the soulful eyes of a furry friend, there's something about the color black that sparks curiosity and wonder."
"The Darkness Dilemma": "Because much like the event horizon of a black hole, a black dog's fur seems to absorb all the light around them—making them appear as if they're floating in a sea of darkness. It's like having your very own cosmic companion right here on Earth."
"The Singularity of Silliness": "Because while black holes may be the most mysterious objects in the universe, black dogs are the goofiest creatures on the planet. Whether they're chasing their tail, barking at their own reflection, or simply lounging in a sunbeam, they remind us that even the darkest corners of the cosmos can be filled with light-hearted laughter."
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