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10 months ago
20 yo stoner wishing he got that email
Gamers managed to call Shadowheart from Baldurs Gate 3 Shart so you know. Regardless it's not all bad! Here's some reasons why your new email can be the best thing that ever happened to you!
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
Instant Icebreaker at Parties: With an email like [email protected], you'll never struggle to break the ice at parties. Just imagine the laughs and awkward glances when you introduce yourself as the proud owner of the infamous shart420 email address. It's a conversation starter like no other.
Unforgettable First Impressions: Whether you're applying for jobs or signing up for online dating, your email address is sure to leave a lasting impression. Sure, some may raise an eyebrow at the word "shart," but others will admire your boldness and sense of humor. Who needs a boring email address when you can have one that leaves a mark?
Endless Supply of Toilet Humor: Let's face it—there's no shortage of toilet humor when your email includes the word "shart." From hilarious autocorrect fails to endless puns about bodily functions, your inbox is guaranteed to be a treasure trove of comedic gold. Who knew a simple email address could bring so much joy?
Built-In Excuse for Typos: Accidentally hit send before proofreading your email? Blame it on your email address! With [email protected], you have the perfect excuse for any embarrassing typos or grammatical errors. After all, who can expect perfect spelling from someone with such a memorable email?
Exclusive Access to the Shart Club: Congratulations, you're now a member of the exclusive Shart Club! Whether it's sharing embarrassing stories or swapping shart-themed memes, you'll never be short on laughs with your fellow shart enthusiasts. Embrace the hilarity and wear your email address with pride—[email protected] is a badge of honor, not a source of shame.
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10 months ago
Failing as a parent
Someone's getting put in a nursing home at 53
Here are five humorous suggestions for what a mom could buy herself instead of Christmas presents for her kids:
A "Mommy Time-Out" Kit: Treat yourself to a luxurious spa day complete with massages, facials, and a dip in the hot tub. After all, who needs presents when you can pamper yourself?
The Ultimate Mom Cave: Transform a spare room into your own personal sanctuary, complete with cozy blankets, a mini fridge stocked with your favorite snacks, and a big-screen TV for binge-watching your guilty pleasures.
A "Mom's Night Off" Subscription Box: Sign up for a monthly subscription box filled with goodies just for you, from gourmet chocolates to fancy wine. Because let's face it, being a mom is hard work, and you deserve a little indulgence.
A DIY Mommy Makeover: Splurge on a makeover day where you get to reinvent your look with a new hairstyle, makeup, and wardrobe. It's the perfect excuse to shake things up and show off your fabulous mom style.
A Mommy Adventure Bucket List: Treat yourself to a series of fun and adventurous experiences, from skydiving to zip-lining to bungee jumping. Who needs presents under the tree when you can make memories that will last a lifetime?
Here are five humorous suggestions for what a mom could buy herself instead of Christmas presents for her kids:
A "Mommy Time-Out" Kit: Treat yourself to a luxurious spa day complete with massages, facials, and a dip in the hot tub. After all, who needs presents when you can pamper yourself?
The Ultimate Mom Cave: Transform a spare room into your own personal sanctuary, complete with cozy blankets, a mini fridge stocked with your favorite snacks, and a big-screen TV for binge-watching your guilty pleasures.
A "Mom's Night Off" Subscription Box: Sign up for a monthly subscription box filled with goodies just for you, from gourmet chocolates to fancy wine. Because let's face it, being a mom is hard work, and you deserve a little indulgence.
A DIY Mommy Makeover: Splurge on a makeover day where you get to reinvent your look with a new hairstyle, makeup, and wardrobe. It's the perfect excuse to shake things up and show off your fabulous mom style.
A Mommy Adventure Bucket List: Treat yourself to a series of fun and adventurous experiences, from skydiving to zip-lining to bungee jumping. Who needs presents under the tree when you can make memories that will last a lifetime?
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