A Japanese Chef should stab you

Only if you cook sushi and they made it for you though. For less serious sushi cooking offenses we recommend these non-stabby punishments:

"Sashimi Slapdown": Forget about getting slapped with a glove—getting punished by a Japanese chef means experiencing the infamous sashimi slapdown. Picture yourself getting whacked with a giant tuna tail while the chef lectures you on the art of sushi making. Ouch!

"Wasabi Waterboarding": Ever heard of wasabi waterboarding? Let's just say it involves a sushi roll, a tube of wasabi, and a bucket of soy sauce. Get ready for a spicy punishment that'll leave your sinuses clear and your taste buds crying for mercy.

"Nori Nunchuck Training": For those who dare to cook sushi without proper training, there's the dreaded nori nunchuck punishment. Picture yourself blindfolded and armed with a pair of seaweed sheets, facing off against a seasoned sushi chef armed with bamboo rolling mats. It's a battle of culinary proportions, and the stakes are high.

"Rice Rumble in the Kitchen": Cooking sushi without proper technique? Prepare to face the rice rumble in the kitchen. Imagine a wrestling match with giant mounds of sticky rice, where the loser gets pinned down by a sushi rolling mat and drenched in soy sauce. It's a messy punishment, but someone's gotta do it.

"Tempura Tantrum": Messing up sushi is bad enough, but messing up tempura? That's a crime worthy of punishment. Picture yourself standing in the corner of a Japanese kitchen, wearing a tempura batter dunce cap while the chef pelts you with deep-fried shrimp tails. It's a punishment that'll leave you battered and fried—but hopefully wiser for next time.