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8 months ago
Hank Hill would be proud
Kink of the hill! Here's some more cartoon inspired names for a Dominatrix:
"Dexter's Dungeon: A Laboratory of Domination"
"Powerpuff Punishment: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice... and a Whip"
"Johnny Bravo's Bizarre Bondage Adventures"
"Courage the Cowardly Submissive: Scared Stiff and Loving It"
"Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Edcited Experiments: Jawbreakers and Jaws Dropping"
"Dexter's Dungeon: A Laboratory of Domination"
"Powerpuff Punishment: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice... and a Whip"
"Johnny Bravo's Bizarre Bondage Adventures"
"Courage the Cowardly Submissive: Scared Stiff and Loving It"
"Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Edcited Experiments: Jawbreakers and Jaws Dropping"
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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