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1 year ago
I think I'm Intellifuck
Since I'm so clever, I've never been told. gas station boner pills are a cornerstone of society though we know many reasons why people should buy them, here's 5 :
"Pump Up the Volume": Forget about turning up the stereo—take a gas station boner pill and you'll be turning up the volume on more than just your music. Get ready to rock out with your... well, you know.
"Instant Party Starter": Need to liven up a dull gathering? Forget about party favors and balloons—bring along some gas station boner pills instead. With their guaranteed performance-enhancing effects, you'll be the life of the party in more ways than one.
"Amp Up Your Morning Commute": Who needs caffeine when you can kickstart your day with a gas station boner pill? Just pop one before your morning commute and you'll be wide awake and raring to go—whether you're stuck in traffic or sitting through yet another boring meeting.
"The Ultimate Pick-Me-Up": Feeling down in the dumps? Forget about therapy and self-help books—take a gas station boner pill and you'll be feeling up in no time. With their mood-boosting properties, these little blue wonders are the ultimate pick-me-up for whatever life throws your way.
"For Those Hard-to-Reach Places": Need to scratch that itch in those hard-to-reach places? Look no further than a gas station boner pill. With their impressive length and girth, they're the perfect tool for reaching those pesky spots you just can't seem to get to on your own.
"Pump Up the Volume": Forget about turning up the stereo—take a gas station boner pill and you'll be turning up the volume on more than just your music. Get ready to rock out with your... well, you know.
"Instant Party Starter": Need to liven up a dull gathering? Forget about party favors and balloons—bring along some gas station boner pills instead. With their guaranteed performance-enhancing effects, you'll be the life of the party in more ways than one.
"Amp Up Your Morning Commute": Who needs caffeine when you can kickstart your day with a gas station boner pill? Just pop one before your morning commute and you'll be wide awake and raring to go—whether you're stuck in traffic or sitting through yet another boring meeting.
"The Ultimate Pick-Me-Up": Feeling down in the dumps? Forget about therapy and self-help books—take a gas station boner pill and you'll be feeling up in no time. With their mood-boosting properties, these little blue wonders are the ultimate pick-me-up for whatever life throws your way.
"For Those Hard-to-Reach Places": Need to scratch that itch in those hard-to-reach places? Look no further than a gas station boner pill. With their impressive length and girth, they're the perfect tool for reaching those pesky spots you just can't seem to get to on your own.
1 year ago
Big Jim is a cool nickname
Dare you to change their name to Big Jim. She looks Big Jim-esque and the name fits. Here's a few reasons why:
"The Irony of It All": "Because nothing says '8-year-old girl' like a nickname usually reserved for a burly lumberjack or a retired pro wrestler. It's like calling a hamster 'Tiny' or a kitten 'Killer'—it's so wrong, it's right."
"The Size Doesn't Matter Syndrome": "Because in a world of tiny toes and sticky fingers, sometimes it's the biggest personalities that shine the brightest. Who needs 'Little Susie' when you can have 'Big Jim' commanding the playground like a pint-sized general?"
"The Tall Tale Tornado": "Because let's face it, 8-year-olds are notorious for their tall tales and wild imaginations. So why not give them a nickname that matches their penchant for spinning yarns and bending the truth like a seasoned storyteller?"
"The Mighty Mouse Maneuver": "Because behind every 'Big Jim' is a pint-sized powerhouse ready to take on the world. Whether it's climbing trees, building forts, or staging a rebellion against broccoli, this little dynamo is ready to flex her muscles and show the world who's boss."
"The Giggle-Inducing Gimmick": "Because nothing gets a chuckle like giving an 8-year-old girl a nickname usually reserved for a grizzled cowboy or a muscle-bound action hero. It's unexpected, it's unconventional, and it's guaranteed to elicit more than a few giggles from anyone within earshot."
"The Irony of It All": "Because nothing says '8-year-old girl' like a nickname usually reserved for a burly lumberjack or a retired pro wrestler. It's like calling a hamster 'Tiny' or a kitten 'Killer'—it's so wrong, it's right."
"The Size Doesn't Matter Syndrome": "Because in a world of tiny toes and sticky fingers, sometimes it's the biggest personalities that shine the brightest. Who needs 'Little Susie' when you can have 'Big Jim' commanding the playground like a pint-sized general?"
"The Tall Tale Tornado": "Because let's face it, 8-year-olds are notorious for their tall tales and wild imaginations. So why not give them a nickname that matches their penchant for spinning yarns and bending the truth like a seasoned storyteller?"
"The Mighty Mouse Maneuver": "Because behind every 'Big Jim' is a pint-sized powerhouse ready to take on the world. Whether it's climbing trees, building forts, or staging a rebellion against broccoli, this little dynamo is ready to flex her muscles and show the world who's boss."
"The Giggle-Inducing Gimmick": "Because nothing gets a chuckle like giving an 8-year-old girl a nickname usually reserved for a grizzled cowboy or a muscle-bound action hero. It's unexpected, it's unconventional, and it's guaranteed to elicit more than a few giggles from anyone within earshot."
10 months ago
1 year ago
Shitty red wine!
Some really nice honest marketing right there, and that's a good thing since it works! Here's a few reasons why brutally honest unfaltering advertising works sometimes:
The Brutal Honesty: "Because let's face it, when a product admits it's mediocre, we're just relieved it's not pretending to be something it's not. It's like a bad date being refreshingly upfront about their flaws."
The Truthful Tagline: "Because in a world of overhyped slogans and exaggerated claims, an ad that says 'This Product Probably Won't Change Your Life, But It's Not Terrible' is strangely compelling. Honesty is the best policy, even in advertising!"
The Refreshing Reality: "Because when an ad admits its flaws, it's like a breath of fresh air in a sea of polished perfection. We may not buy the product, but we'll definitely remember the ad!"
The Relatable Revelation: "Because when a product acknowledges its shortcomings, it becomes instantly relatable. We've all been disappointed by overhyped products before, so why not embrace the honesty and laugh along with the ad?"
The Honest Hilarity: "Because let's be real, a brutally honest ad is just plain funny. Whether it's poking fun at its own flaws or calling out the competition, honesty in advertising is a recipe for comedy gold—and maybe even a few sales!"
The Brutal Honesty: "Because let's face it, when a product admits it's mediocre, we're just relieved it's not pretending to be something it's not. It's like a bad date being refreshingly upfront about their flaws."
The Truthful Tagline: "Because in a world of overhyped slogans and exaggerated claims, an ad that says 'This Product Probably Won't Change Your Life, But It's Not Terrible' is strangely compelling. Honesty is the best policy, even in advertising!"
The Refreshing Reality: "Because when an ad admits its flaws, it's like a breath of fresh air in a sea of polished perfection. We may not buy the product, but we'll definitely remember the ad!"
The Relatable Revelation: "Because when a product acknowledges its shortcomings, it becomes instantly relatable. We've all been disappointed by overhyped products before, so why not embrace the honesty and laugh along with the ad?"
The Honest Hilarity: "Because let's be real, a brutally honest ad is just plain funny. Whether it's poking fun at its own flaws or calling out the competition, honesty in advertising is a recipe for comedy gold—and maybe even a few sales!"
1 year ago
Sounds like a fun evening
Who got the honor of cleaning that up? One thing is clear though he loved it! Dogs are awesome and you proved dog like affinity to him! here is why I think pissing on the floor like a dog would make you more attractive to your boyfriend:
"The Alpha Dog Display": By marking your territory like a confident canine, you assert dominance and show your boyfriend who's the boss. It's a primal display of strength that'll have him howling with admiration.
"The Scent of Success": Your unique musk, reminiscent of freshly watered grass, is an irresistible aphrodisiac that'll have your boyfriend begging for more. Who needs expensive perfumes when you've got the natural allure of eau de urine?
"The Bonding Ritual": Sharing intimate moments, even bathroom-related ones, strengthens your bond as a couple. By embracing your inner pup, you invite your boyfriend into your world and create a deeper connection that transcends societal norms.
"The Playful Puddle Prance": Pissing on the floor like a dog is a playful way to inject some fun and spontaneity into your relationship. It's like turning everyday chores into a whimsical game of canine capers—a surefire way to keep the romance alive.
"The Wet 'n' Wild Fantasy": Let's face it—there's something undeniably sexy about breaking the rules and indulging in forbidden pleasures. By embracing your inner rebel and embracing your primal instincts, you ignite a fiery passion that'll leave your boyfriend panting for more.
"The Alpha Dog Display": By marking your territory like a confident canine, you assert dominance and show your boyfriend who's the boss. It's a primal display of strength that'll have him howling with admiration.
"The Scent of Success": Your unique musk, reminiscent of freshly watered grass, is an irresistible aphrodisiac that'll have your boyfriend begging for more. Who needs expensive perfumes when you've got the natural allure of eau de urine?
"The Bonding Ritual": Sharing intimate moments, even bathroom-related ones, strengthens your bond as a couple. By embracing your inner pup, you invite your boyfriend into your world and create a deeper connection that transcends societal norms.
"The Playful Puddle Prance": Pissing on the floor like a dog is a playful way to inject some fun and spontaneity into your relationship. It's like turning everyday chores into a whimsical game of canine capers—a surefire way to keep the romance alive.
"The Wet 'n' Wild Fantasy": Let's face it—there's something undeniably sexy about breaking the rules and indulging in forbidden pleasures. By embracing your inner rebel and embracing your primal instincts, you ignite a fiery passion that'll leave your boyfriend panting for more.
1 year ago
Never meet your heroes
Specially if they want to clobber you
Here are five humorous reasons why you wouldn't want to experience police brutality:
The "Donut Detox" Disaster:
"Getting roughed up by the cops means missing out on the perfect excuse for indulging in a guilt-free donut binge. No handcuffs, no calories, no fun!"
The "Cufflink Conundrum" Calamity:
"Who wants to show off stylish bracelets made of steel? It's a fashion faux pas even the runway can't redeem!"
The "License to Limbo" Lament:
"If you experience police brutality, say goodbye to any hopes of winning the annual limbo championship – those handcuffs are a serious obstacle!"
The "Mugshot Makeover" Mayhem:
"Getting your picture taken for a mugshot might sound fun, but let's face it – orange isn't exactly your color, and those fluorescent lights are not kind to anyone's complexion!"
The "Cop Car Confusion" Catastrophe:
"Forget about Uber ratings – getting a ride in the back of a police cruiser will seriously tank your social status. #RideShareRegrets"
Here are five humorous reasons why you wouldn't want to experience police brutality:
The "Donut Detox" Disaster:
"Getting roughed up by the cops means missing out on the perfect excuse for indulging in a guilt-free donut binge. No handcuffs, no calories, no fun!"
The "Cufflink Conundrum" Calamity:
"Who wants to show off stylish bracelets made of steel? It's a fashion faux pas even the runway can't redeem!"
The "License to Limbo" Lament:
"If you experience police brutality, say goodbye to any hopes of winning the annual limbo championship – those handcuffs are a serious obstacle!"
The "Mugshot Makeover" Mayhem:
"Getting your picture taken for a mugshot might sound fun, but let's face it – orange isn't exactly your color, and those fluorescent lights are not kind to anyone's complexion!"
The "Cop Car Confusion" Catastrophe:
"Forget about Uber ratings – getting a ride in the back of a police cruiser will seriously tank your social status. #RideShareRegrets"
10 months ago
