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10 months ago
Police will stop you if you try power leveling
Rats also don't re-spawn would not grind again. If it's DND level 5 those rats are dangerous and can kick your ass though. Here are 5 reasons why those rats are actually dangerous for would be adventurers :
"Masterful Subway Surfing Skills": Level 5 rats have honed their subway surfing skills to perfection, effortlessly navigating crowded trains and slippery platforms with the grace of a ninja. One wrong step, and you'll find yourself face-first on the subway floor—no fare evasion necessary.
"The Ratatouille Rebellion": Level 5 rats have formed a secret underground society known as the Ratatouille Rebellion, plotting to overthrow their human oppressors and claim the subway system as their own. One squeak of defiance, and you'll be facing a full-blown rodent uprising.
"Tail Whip of Terror": Don't be fooled by their tiny size—level 5 rats possess a powerful weapon known as the Tail Whip of Terror. With a flick of their furry appendage, they can send unsuspecting commuters flying across the platform faster than you can say "cheese."
"Rat Pack Rumble": Level 5 rats travel in packs, roaming the subway tunnels in search of unsuspecting prey. Mess with one rat, and you'll find yourself facing a swarm of furry fiends, armed with sharp teeth and beady eyes that gleam with mischief.
"The Subway Showdown": Level 5 rats have challenged you to a subway showdown—a no-holds-barred battle for control of the underground domain. Armed with nothing but your wits and a flimsy metro card, you'll face off against the furry forces of rodent rebellion in the ultimate test of subway survival.
"Masterful Subway Surfing Skills": Level 5 rats have honed their subway surfing skills to perfection, effortlessly navigating crowded trains and slippery platforms with the grace of a ninja. One wrong step, and you'll find yourself face-first on the subway floor—no fare evasion necessary.
"The Ratatouille Rebellion": Level 5 rats have formed a secret underground society known as the Ratatouille Rebellion, plotting to overthrow their human oppressors and claim the subway system as their own. One squeak of defiance, and you'll be facing a full-blown rodent uprising.
"Tail Whip of Terror": Don't be fooled by their tiny size—level 5 rats possess a powerful weapon known as the Tail Whip of Terror. With a flick of their furry appendage, they can send unsuspecting commuters flying across the platform faster than you can say "cheese."
"Rat Pack Rumble": Level 5 rats travel in packs, roaming the subway tunnels in search of unsuspecting prey. Mess with one rat, and you'll find yourself facing a swarm of furry fiends, armed with sharp teeth and beady eyes that gleam with mischief.
"The Subway Showdown": Level 5 rats have challenged you to a subway showdown—a no-holds-barred battle for control of the underground domain. Armed with nothing but your wits and a flimsy metro card, you'll face off against the furry forces of rodent rebellion in the ultimate test of subway survival.
7 months ago
10 months ago
Buy cheaper pizza
Really DO NOT finance a pizza. If that's not enough bad financial advice for you we have you covered with 5 more :
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
7 months ago
Knowing your kids well
They both know she might have started it but the mom is thinking about not incriminating her
7 months ago
10 months ago
Never share your wi-fi password
3am wondering why you can't load a youtube video while your neighbor is torrenting
Here are some passive aggressive ways to stop the neighborhood ass-weasel from using your wifi
"Fort Knox Connection":
Secure your WiFi network with a password so complex that even the NSA would struggle to crack it. When your neighbor asks for the password, tell them it's classified information and you'd have to consult with the FBI to share it.
"Bandwidth Black Hole":
Prioritize your devices on the network and allocate minimal bandwidth to guest devices. If your neighbor complains about slow internet, blame it on "internet gremlins" or suggest they upgrade to a "hamster-powered modem" for faster speeds.
"Top Secret Network":
Rename your WiFi network to "Area 51 Surveillance Network" or "FBI Surveillance Van #42" to give your neighbor a chuckle and a hint that their online activities are being closely monitored... by you!
"Wi-Not-So-Free Zone":
Leave a humorous note on your door saying something like, "Welcome to the WiFi-free zone! We're saving bandwidth for cat videos and pizza deliveries only. Thanks for understanding!"
"Invisible Internet":
Tell your neighbor that your WiFi network is powered by "quantum entanglement" and only accessible to those who possess the secret of teleportation. Offer to teach them the secret in exchange for a lifetime supply of cookies.
Here are some passive aggressive ways to stop the neighborhood ass-weasel from using your wifi
"Fort Knox Connection":
Secure your WiFi network with a password so complex that even the NSA would struggle to crack it. When your neighbor asks for the password, tell them it's classified information and you'd have to consult with the FBI to share it.
"Bandwidth Black Hole":
Prioritize your devices on the network and allocate minimal bandwidth to guest devices. If your neighbor complains about slow internet, blame it on "internet gremlins" or suggest they upgrade to a "hamster-powered modem" for faster speeds.
"Top Secret Network":
Rename your WiFi network to "Area 51 Surveillance Network" or "FBI Surveillance Van #42" to give your neighbor a chuckle and a hint that their online activities are being closely monitored... by you!
"Wi-Not-So-Free Zone":
Leave a humorous note on your door saying something like, "Welcome to the WiFi-free zone! We're saving bandwidth for cat videos and pizza deliveries only. Thanks for understanding!"
"Invisible Internet":
Tell your neighbor that your WiFi network is powered by "quantum entanglement" and only accessible to those who possess the secret of teleportation. Offer to teach them the secret in exchange for a lifetime supply of cookies.
7 months ago
