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11 months ago
Crazy frog NFT's
Fully unethically coerced and forced! This is it, this is the NFT that changed my mind about NFT's . Here are some reasons why the only NFT worth buying is the Crazy Frog NFT :
"The Amphibious Anthem:" Who needs a boring old NFT when you can own a piece of digital history with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT? It's not just a sound, it's an amphibious anthem that will echo through the digital halls of eternity—complete with the sound of that iconic "ring ding ding ding ding" that's sure to drive your neighbors crazy.
"The Meme Magic Manifesto:" Crazy Frog is more than just a digital character—he's a meme magic manifesto waiting to happen. With his signature dance moves and catchy tunes, he's the perfect muse for creating viral content that's sure to leave your followers in stitches.
"The Crypto Croaker Collectible:" Move over, Bitcoin—there's a new crypto croaker in town. With a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your digital wallet, you'll be riding the wave of the future with a one-of-a-kind collectible that's sure to make you the envy of all your crypto-loving friends.
"The Digital Dance Party:" Why settle for a boring old static image when you can own a Crazy Frog-themed NFT that comes to life with every ring ding ding ding ding? With his infectious energy and unstoppable enthusiasm, Crazy Frog will turn your digital art collection into a non-stop dance party that's sure to get everyone grooving.
"The Frogtastic Financial Future:" They say investing in NFTs is risky business, but with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your portfolio, you'll be hopping straight to the bank. With his undeniable charm and timeless appeal, Crazy Frog is sure to hold his value—and then some—in the ever-evolving world of digital assets.
"The Amphibious Anthem:" Who needs a boring old NFT when you can own a piece of digital history with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT? It's not just a sound, it's an amphibious anthem that will echo through the digital halls of eternity—complete with the sound of that iconic "ring ding ding ding ding" that's sure to drive your neighbors crazy.
"The Meme Magic Manifesto:" Crazy Frog is more than just a digital character—he's a meme magic manifesto waiting to happen. With his signature dance moves and catchy tunes, he's the perfect muse for creating viral content that's sure to leave your followers in stitches.
"The Crypto Croaker Collectible:" Move over, Bitcoin—there's a new crypto croaker in town. With a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your digital wallet, you'll be riding the wave of the future with a one-of-a-kind collectible that's sure to make you the envy of all your crypto-loving friends.
"The Digital Dance Party:" Why settle for a boring old static image when you can own a Crazy Frog-themed NFT that comes to life with every ring ding ding ding ding? With his infectious energy and unstoppable enthusiasm, Crazy Frog will turn your digital art collection into a non-stop dance party that's sure to get everyone grooving.
"The Frogtastic Financial Future:" They say investing in NFTs is risky business, but with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your portfolio, you'll be hopping straight to the bank. With his undeniable charm and timeless appeal, Crazy Frog is sure to hold his value—and then some—in the ever-evolving world of digital assets.
11 months ago
Car guy behaviour
Thanks man really cool please drive me to my destination now, we don't care about your car here are 5 reasons why:
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
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Hide it behind something green
You buy the ice cream you deserve the lions share plus kids are smaller then you
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
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