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7 months ago
Stop it he's already dead
She brought a nuke to a knife fight. Since this guy's here to chew bubblegum and disrespect women and he's all out of bubblegum we asked ourselves why misogynists can't get dates and came up with these reasons so our girlfriends don't dump us :
"The Bro-tastic Backfire:" Misogynists can't get dates because their attempts at bro-ing out with potential partners are about as successful as a fish riding a bicycle. Instead of bonding over shared interests, they're more likely to mansplain football stats and lecture on the merits of Axe body spray—leaving everyone within earshot wondering if they've accidentally stumbled into a frat house.
"The Chauvinistic Checklist Catastrophe:" Misogynists struggle to get dates because their dating criteria are more outdated than a VHS tape. Instead of seeking compatibility and connection, they're more concerned with finding a partner who fits their narrow definition of femininity—preferably one who doesn't challenge their fragile ego or expect basic human decency.
"The Macho Meltdown Misadventure:" Misogynists can't get dates because their idea of seduction is about as smooth as sandpaper. Instead of wooing potential partners with charm and charisma, they're more likely to flex their muscles and brag about their conquests—leaving everyone within earshot rolling their eyes and reaching for the nearest exit.
"The Sexist Self-Sabotage Shuffle:" Misogynists struggle to get dates because they're too busy shooting themselves in the foot with their outdated attitudes and offensive behavior. Instead of treating potential partners with respect and kindness, they're more likely to insult their intelligence and belittle their accomplishments—leaving everyone within earshot wondering why they bother leaving the house.
"The Tinder Trash Talk Trainwreck:" Misogynists can't get dates because their online dating profiles are about as appealing as a soggy sandwich. Instead of showcasing their personality and interests, they're more likely to rant about "feminazis" and complain about being "nice guys"—leaving potential matches swiping left faster than you can say "fragile masculinity."
"The Bro-tastic Backfire:" Misogynists can't get dates because their attempts at bro-ing out with potential partners are about as successful as a fish riding a bicycle. Instead of bonding over shared interests, they're more likely to mansplain football stats and lecture on the merits of Axe body spray—leaving everyone within earshot wondering if they've accidentally stumbled into a frat house.
"The Chauvinistic Checklist Catastrophe:" Misogynists struggle to get dates because their dating criteria are more outdated than a VHS tape. Instead of seeking compatibility and connection, they're more concerned with finding a partner who fits their narrow definition of femininity—preferably one who doesn't challenge their fragile ego or expect basic human decency.
"The Macho Meltdown Misadventure:" Misogynists can't get dates because their idea of seduction is about as smooth as sandpaper. Instead of wooing potential partners with charm and charisma, they're more likely to flex their muscles and brag about their conquests—leaving everyone within earshot rolling their eyes and reaching for the nearest exit.
"The Sexist Self-Sabotage Shuffle:" Misogynists struggle to get dates because they're too busy shooting themselves in the foot with their outdated attitudes and offensive behavior. Instead of treating potential partners with respect and kindness, they're more likely to insult their intelligence and belittle their accomplishments—leaving everyone within earshot wondering why they bother leaving the house.
"The Tinder Trash Talk Trainwreck:" Misogynists can't get dates because their online dating profiles are about as appealing as a soggy sandwich. Instead of showcasing their personality and interests, they're more likely to rant about "feminazis" and complain about being "nice guys"—leaving potential matches swiping left faster than you can say "fragile masculinity."