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8 months ago
Mechanics are a kind onto themselves
Just don't trust them. Be prepared. Have some these lines on you next time yougo down to the shop:
The Confused Customer: "Oh, that's interesting! I didn't realize my car had a built-in money printer. Must be one of those new features I missed in the owner's manual!"
The Amateur Sleuth: "Hmm, that sounds like a real head-scratcher! Maybe I should call my psychic hotline and see if they can channel the spirit of my car's previous owner to shed some light on this mysterious problem."
The Budget Whisperer: "Wow, you must have mistaken me for Jeff Bezos! Unfortunately, I left my money tree at home today. How about we stick to fixing what's actually broken?"
The DIY Enthusiast: "Oh, I love a good challenge! I'll just pop down to the hardware store, grab some duct tape and bubblegum, and fix it myself. Thanks for the heads-up!"
The Comedy Connoisseur: "Ah, I see you've upgraded from fixing cars to stand-up comedy! I'll give you a round of applause for that performance, but I think I'll pass on the pricey repair bill."
The Confused Customer: "Oh, that's interesting! I didn't realize my car had a built-in money printer. Must be one of those new features I missed in the owner's manual!"
The Amateur Sleuth: "Hmm, that sounds like a real head-scratcher! Maybe I should call my psychic hotline and see if they can channel the spirit of my car's previous owner to shed some light on this mysterious problem."
The Budget Whisperer: "Wow, you must have mistaken me for Jeff Bezos! Unfortunately, I left my money tree at home today. How about we stick to fixing what's actually broken?"
The DIY Enthusiast: "Oh, I love a good challenge! I'll just pop down to the hardware store, grab some duct tape and bubblegum, and fix it myself. Thanks for the heads-up!"
The Comedy Connoisseur: "Ah, I see you've upgraded from fixing cars to stand-up comedy! I'll give you a round of applause for that performance, but I think I'll pass on the pricey repair bill."