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11 months ago
Got her good
If she's not finding a different nail guy she's impressed with his skill.
Emma we got you covered in this prank war with a few options for sweet revenge:
The Color Confusion: Call pretending to be a new customer, but express extreme confusion about nail colors. Ask questions like, "Do you have a shade called 'Moldy Avocado' or 'Rusty Toaster'? I'm going for that 'unique' look."
The Nervous Nibbler: Pretend to be a nervous customer calling to confirm your appointment. Then confess that you have a bad habit of biting your nails and ask if they can work with stubs. Keep the conversation going until you've painted a picture of a hilariously awkward situation.
The Exotic Request: Call and ask if they offer "animal-themed" nail art services. Describe elaborate designs like "penguin-print pinkies" or "giraffe-patterned thumbs," insisting that you're trying to match your pet's fur.
The Over-the-Top Fan: Call and pretend to be a die-hard fan of their nail work. Shower them with exaggerated compliments and insist on knowing their "nail secrets." Bonus points for asking if they can autograph your cuticles.
The Techno Troubles: Pretend to be a tech-savvy customer who mistakenly believes their nail salon offers "smart" nail services. Ask if they can install mini screens on your nails for watching movies or if they have a "nail Siri" feature for answering important life questions.
Emma we got you covered in this prank war with a few options for sweet revenge:
The Color Confusion: Call pretending to be a new customer, but express extreme confusion about nail colors. Ask questions like, "Do you have a shade called 'Moldy Avocado' or 'Rusty Toaster'? I'm going for that 'unique' look."
The Nervous Nibbler: Pretend to be a nervous customer calling to confirm your appointment. Then confess that you have a bad habit of biting your nails and ask if they can work with stubs. Keep the conversation going until you've painted a picture of a hilariously awkward situation.
The Exotic Request: Call and ask if they offer "animal-themed" nail art services. Describe elaborate designs like "penguin-print pinkies" or "giraffe-patterned thumbs," insisting that you're trying to match your pet's fur.
The Over-the-Top Fan: Call and pretend to be a die-hard fan of their nail work. Shower them with exaggerated compliments and insist on knowing their "nail secrets." Bonus points for asking if they can autograph your cuticles.
The Techno Troubles: Pretend to be a tech-savvy customer who mistakenly believes their nail salon offers "smart" nail services. Ask if they can install mini screens on your nails for watching movies or if they have a "nail Siri" feature for answering important life questions.
11 months ago
Car guy behaviour
Thanks man really cool please drive me to my destination now, we don't care about your car here are 5 reasons why:
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
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Hide it behind something green
You buy the ice cream you deserve the lions share plus kids are smaller then you
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
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