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8 months ago
Got her good
If she's not finding a different nail guy she's impressed with his skill.
Emma we got you covered in this prank war with a few options for sweet revenge:
The Color Confusion: Call pretending to be a new customer, but express extreme confusion about nail colors. Ask questions like, "Do you have a shade called 'Moldy Avocado' or 'Rusty Toaster'? I'm going for that 'unique' look."
The Nervous Nibbler: Pretend to be a nervous customer calling to confirm your appointment. Then confess that you have a bad habit of biting your nails and ask if they can work with stubs. Keep the conversation going until you've painted a picture of a hilariously awkward situation.
The Exotic Request: Call and ask if they offer "animal-themed" nail art services. Describe elaborate designs like "penguin-print pinkies" or "giraffe-patterned thumbs," insisting that you're trying to match your pet's fur.
The Over-the-Top Fan: Call and pretend to be a die-hard fan of their nail work. Shower them with exaggerated compliments and insist on knowing their "nail secrets." Bonus points for asking if they can autograph your cuticles.
The Techno Troubles: Pretend to be a tech-savvy customer who mistakenly believes their nail salon offers "smart" nail services. Ask if they can install mini screens on your nails for watching movies or if they have a "nail Siri" feature for answering important life questions.
Emma we got you covered in this prank war with a few options for sweet revenge:
The Color Confusion: Call pretending to be a new customer, but express extreme confusion about nail colors. Ask questions like, "Do you have a shade called 'Moldy Avocado' or 'Rusty Toaster'? I'm going for that 'unique' look."
The Nervous Nibbler: Pretend to be a nervous customer calling to confirm your appointment. Then confess that you have a bad habit of biting your nails and ask if they can work with stubs. Keep the conversation going until you've painted a picture of a hilariously awkward situation.
The Exotic Request: Call and ask if they offer "animal-themed" nail art services. Describe elaborate designs like "penguin-print pinkies" or "giraffe-patterned thumbs," insisting that you're trying to match your pet's fur.
The Over-the-Top Fan: Call and pretend to be a die-hard fan of their nail work. Shower them with exaggerated compliments and insist on knowing their "nail secrets." Bonus points for asking if they can autograph your cuticles.
The Techno Troubles: Pretend to be a tech-savvy customer who mistakenly believes their nail salon offers "smart" nail services. Ask if they can install mini screens on your nails for watching movies or if they have a "nail Siri" feature for answering important life questions.
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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