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10 months ago
Best date ever?
Well no but it was memorable, we have a few happier but still quite quirky options
Here are five mundane yet unexpectedly funny places for a memorable date:
The 24-Hour Superstore Adventure: Embark on a late-night escapade at a 24-hour superstore, exploring the aisles and indulging in some retail therapy. Bond over silly impulse purchases, like glow-in-the-dark socks or novelty kitchen gadgets.
The Self-Service Car Wash: Roll up your sleeves and head to a self-service car wash for a sudsy date night. Laugh as you struggle to navigate the high-pressure hoses and foam brushes, turning a mundane chore into a hilarious adventure.
The Public Library Poetry Reading: Attend a poetry reading at your local public library and take turns reading aloud from the most obscure and nonsensical poetry books you can find. Bonus points for dramatic interpretations and over-the-top accents.
The Dollar Store DIY Challenge: Set a budget and challenge each other to find the most ridiculous items at a dollar store, then use them to create DIY crafts or decorate each other's living spaces. Get creative and let your imaginations run wild!
The Office Supply Store Art Show: Wander through the aisles of an office supply store and marvel at the mundane beauty of everyday office supplies. Challenge each other to create miniature masterpieces using only items found in the store, like paper clips, sticky notes, and rubber bands.
Here are five mundane yet unexpectedly funny places for a memorable date:
The 24-Hour Superstore Adventure: Embark on a late-night escapade at a 24-hour superstore, exploring the aisles and indulging in some retail therapy. Bond over silly impulse purchases, like glow-in-the-dark socks or novelty kitchen gadgets.
The Self-Service Car Wash: Roll up your sleeves and head to a self-service car wash for a sudsy date night. Laugh as you struggle to navigate the high-pressure hoses and foam brushes, turning a mundane chore into a hilarious adventure.
The Public Library Poetry Reading: Attend a poetry reading at your local public library and take turns reading aloud from the most obscure and nonsensical poetry books you can find. Bonus points for dramatic interpretations and over-the-top accents.
The Dollar Store DIY Challenge: Set a budget and challenge each other to find the most ridiculous items at a dollar store, then use them to create DIY crafts or decorate each other's living spaces. Get creative and let your imaginations run wild!
The Office Supply Store Art Show: Wander through the aisles of an office supply store and marvel at the mundane beauty of everyday office supplies. Challenge each other to create miniature masterpieces using only items found in the store, like paper clips, sticky notes, and rubber bands.
7 months ago
10 months ago
A strategic misstep
She probably suspects way worse now. I asked our intern Kyle to write 5 possible stories but since he's spent like 7 years in the bighouse they all came out jail related.
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
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