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11 months ago
I got meme posting today!
I decided i'd rather do this then professional Fortnite
Here are five humorous and relaxing tasks an unemployed person might dread waking up to in the morning:
"Fifteen Minutes of Staring Contest with the Ceiling Fan": Get ready to lock eyes with your biggest fan—literally. It's a battle of wills as you try to outlast the hypnotic rotation of your trusty ceiling companion. Winner gets bragging rights and a slight neck cramp.
"Extreme Pillow Fluffing Championship": Think fluffing pillows is easy? Think again! Strap on your wrist guards and prepare for an intense workout as you fluff, flop, and toss your way to pillow perfection. Bonus points for achieving maximum fluffiness without breaking a sweat.
"Coffee Mug Artistry Workshop": Unleash your inner barista and get ready to create a masterpiece with your morning cup of joe. From intricate foam designs to avant-garde latte swirls, the possibilities are endless—assuming you can muster the energy to lift the coffee pot.
"Naptime Olympics Training Session": It's time to hone your napping skills with a rigorous training regimen fit for a champion. From perfecting your pillow placement to mastering the art of the power nap, every snooze is a step closer to gold medal glory.
"Synchronized TV Remote Clicking Routine": Grab your remote and get ready to channel surf like never before. With precision timing and lightning-fast reflexes, you'll navigate through endless channels of infomercials, soap operas, and reality TV marathons—all while avoiding the dreaded "no signal" screen.
Here are five humorous and relaxing tasks an unemployed person might dread waking up to in the morning:
"Fifteen Minutes of Staring Contest with the Ceiling Fan": Get ready to lock eyes with your biggest fan—literally. It's a battle of wills as you try to outlast the hypnotic rotation of your trusty ceiling companion. Winner gets bragging rights and a slight neck cramp.
"Extreme Pillow Fluffing Championship": Think fluffing pillows is easy? Think again! Strap on your wrist guards and prepare for an intense workout as you fluff, flop, and toss your way to pillow perfection. Bonus points for achieving maximum fluffiness without breaking a sweat.
"Coffee Mug Artistry Workshop": Unleash your inner barista and get ready to create a masterpiece with your morning cup of joe. From intricate foam designs to avant-garde latte swirls, the possibilities are endless—assuming you can muster the energy to lift the coffee pot.
"Naptime Olympics Training Session": It's time to hone your napping skills with a rigorous training regimen fit for a champion. From perfecting your pillow placement to mastering the art of the power nap, every snooze is a step closer to gold medal glory.
"Synchronized TV Remote Clicking Routine": Grab your remote and get ready to channel surf like never before. With precision timing and lightning-fast reflexes, you'll navigate through endless channels of infomercials, soap operas, and reality TV marathons—all while avoiding the dreaded "no signal" screen.
11 months ago
Car guy behaviour
Thanks man really cool please drive me to my destination now, we don't care about your car here are 5 reasons why:
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
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Hide it behind something green
You buy the ice cream you deserve the lions share plus kids are smaller then you
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
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