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8 months ago
Memes are their own rewards
No regrets, we can even make some undesired abstinence maxims out of this! Why not i get paid by the hour and the other thing on my to do list is fixing something called SQL and i lied about knowing that on my CV
"Meme Mastery > Matrimony: Why settle for the fleeting pleasures of physical intimacy when you can achieve eternal glory through the art of meme creation? Remember: a well-timed meme lasts forever, but a fleeting moment of passion fades like yesterday's trending hashtag.
"Dankness Over Desire: In the battle between carnal desires and comedic genius, always choose the path of the meme. After all, a truly dank meme can bring joy to millions, while a momentary dalliance brings nothing but regret and awkward post-coital conversations.
"Sarcastic Satisfaction: Why risk the awkward fumbles and disappointing endings of physical intimacy when you can bask in the sarcastic satisfaction of a perfectly crafted meme? Remember: a clever quip is worth a thousand thrusts.
"Virtual Victory: In the age of social distancing, virtual connections reign supreme. Embrace the digital embrace of meme culture and revel in the satisfaction of likes, shares, and retweets. Who needs physical contact when you have the validation of strangers on the internet?
"Meme Monogamy: Commit to a life of meme monogamy and forsake the fleeting pleasures of the flesh. Remember: while physical intimacy may provide temporary gratification, a well-curated meme collection is forever.
"Meme Mastery > Matrimony: Why settle for the fleeting pleasures of physical intimacy when you can achieve eternal glory through the art of meme creation? Remember: a well-timed meme lasts forever, but a fleeting moment of passion fades like yesterday's trending hashtag.
"Dankness Over Desire: In the battle between carnal desires and comedic genius, always choose the path of the meme. After all, a truly dank meme can bring joy to millions, while a momentary dalliance brings nothing but regret and awkward post-coital conversations.
"Sarcastic Satisfaction: Why risk the awkward fumbles and disappointing endings of physical intimacy when you can bask in the sarcastic satisfaction of a perfectly crafted meme? Remember: a clever quip is worth a thousand thrusts.
"Virtual Victory: In the age of social distancing, virtual connections reign supreme. Embrace the digital embrace of meme culture and revel in the satisfaction of likes, shares, and retweets. Who needs physical contact when you have the validation of strangers on the internet?
"Meme Monogamy: Commit to a life of meme monogamy and forsake the fleeting pleasures of the flesh. Remember: while physical intimacy may provide temporary gratification, a well-curated meme collection is forever.
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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