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2 years ago
Cute little bunny
Driving his tiny spider mech, maybe all bunnies should have a mech?
Let's get Raytheon on the horn and make them build something useful for once>
These reasons should convince your local senator to vote YES on the bunny MECH BILL
"To Combat the Carrot Shortage Crisis": With their insatiable appetite for carrots, bunnies are at risk of depleting our global carrot reserves. Equipping them with government-subsidized mechs not only helps them reach carrot fields faster but also ensures they have the firepower to protect their precious veggie stash from would-be thieves.
"Bunny Rush Hour Traffic Jams": Picture it: rows of adorable bunnies piloting miniature mechs during rush hour, hopping along at a snail's pace while munching on snacks and occasionally engaging in mech-sized road rage. It's like a scene straight out of a whimsical anime—complete with bunnies in bowties.
"Mechanical Hopping Competitions": Move over, Olympics—there's a new sporting event in town! With their newfound mechs, bunnies can participate in high-stakes hopping competitions, complete with obstacle courses and gravity-defying stunts. Who needs gold medals when you've got carrots at the finish line?
"Defense Against the Invasion of Giant Carrot Monsters": We all know the real threat to society: giant carrot monsters rising from the depths of the earth to wreak havoc on our vegetable patches. By arming bunnies with mechs, we're preparing them for the ultimate showdown against these orange behemoths. It's a battle of epic proportions—and only the bunnies can save us.
"To Establish a Bunny Mech Delivery Service": Tired of waiting for your packages to arrive? Fear not—bunny mechs are here to save the day! With their lightning-fast delivery service, you'll never have to wait more than a hop, skip, and a jump for your Amazon Prime orders again. Plus, who wouldn't want to receive a package from a bunny in a mech suit?
Let's get Raytheon on the horn and make them build something useful for once>
These reasons should convince your local senator to vote YES on the bunny MECH BILL
"To Combat the Carrot Shortage Crisis": With their insatiable appetite for carrots, bunnies are at risk of depleting our global carrot reserves. Equipping them with government-subsidized mechs not only helps them reach carrot fields faster but also ensures they have the firepower to protect their precious veggie stash from would-be thieves.
"Bunny Rush Hour Traffic Jams": Picture it: rows of adorable bunnies piloting miniature mechs during rush hour, hopping along at a snail's pace while munching on snacks and occasionally engaging in mech-sized road rage. It's like a scene straight out of a whimsical anime—complete with bunnies in bowties.
"Mechanical Hopping Competitions": Move over, Olympics—there's a new sporting event in town! With their newfound mechs, bunnies can participate in high-stakes hopping competitions, complete with obstacle courses and gravity-defying stunts. Who needs gold medals when you've got carrots at the finish line?
"Defense Against the Invasion of Giant Carrot Monsters": We all know the real threat to society: giant carrot monsters rising from the depths of the earth to wreak havoc on our vegetable patches. By arming bunnies with mechs, we're preparing them for the ultimate showdown against these orange behemoths. It's a battle of epic proportions—and only the bunnies can save us.
"To Establish a Bunny Mech Delivery Service": Tired of waiting for your packages to arrive? Fear not—bunny mechs are here to save the day! With their lightning-fast delivery service, you'll never have to wait more than a hop, skip, and a jump for your Amazon Prime orders again. Plus, who wouldn't want to receive a package from a bunny in a mech suit?
2 years ago
Sounds like a fun evening
Who got the honor of cleaning that up? One thing is clear though he loved it! Dogs are awesome and you proved dog like affinity to him! here is why I think pissing on the floor like a dog would make you more attractive to your boyfriend:
"The Alpha Dog Display": By marking your territory like a confident canine, you assert dominance and show your boyfriend who's the boss. It's a primal display of strength that'll have him howling with admiration.
"The Scent of Success": Your unique musk, reminiscent of freshly watered grass, is an irresistible aphrodisiac that'll have your boyfriend begging for more. Who needs expensive perfumes when you've got the natural allure of eau de urine?
"The Bonding Ritual": Sharing intimate moments, even bathroom-related ones, strengthens your bond as a couple. By embracing your inner pup, you invite your boyfriend into your world and create a deeper connection that transcends societal norms.
"The Playful Puddle Prance": Pissing on the floor like a dog is a playful way to inject some fun and spontaneity into your relationship. It's like turning everyday chores into a whimsical game of canine capers—a surefire way to keep the romance alive.
"The Wet 'n' Wild Fantasy": Let's face it—there's something undeniably sexy about breaking the rules and indulging in forbidden pleasures. By embracing your inner rebel and embracing your primal instincts, you ignite a fiery passion that'll leave your boyfriend panting for more.
"The Alpha Dog Display": By marking your territory like a confident canine, you assert dominance and show your boyfriend who's the boss. It's a primal display of strength that'll have him howling with admiration.
"The Scent of Success": Your unique musk, reminiscent of freshly watered grass, is an irresistible aphrodisiac that'll have your boyfriend begging for more. Who needs expensive perfumes when you've got the natural allure of eau de urine?
"The Bonding Ritual": Sharing intimate moments, even bathroom-related ones, strengthens your bond as a couple. By embracing your inner pup, you invite your boyfriend into your world and create a deeper connection that transcends societal norms.
"The Playful Puddle Prance": Pissing on the floor like a dog is a playful way to inject some fun and spontaneity into your relationship. It's like turning everyday chores into a whimsical game of canine capers—a surefire way to keep the romance alive.
"The Wet 'n' Wild Fantasy": Let's face it—there's something undeniably sexy about breaking the rules and indulging in forbidden pleasures. By embracing your inner rebel and embracing your primal instincts, you ignite a fiery passion that'll leave your boyfriend panting for more.
2 years ago
Nailed or failed
Let's not kid ourselves you failed. If you're waiting fot the results of a test you hurried finishing right now we got your back! You FAILED and here's a few reasons why:
"The Quick Quagmire": "Because you sprinted through that test like you were being chased by a stampede of angry squirrels—leaping over questions faster than a hurdle champion on caffeine. Unfortunately, speed doesn't always equate to accuracy, and now you find yourself knee-deep in the quicksand of academic mishaps."
"The Turbocharged Tragedy": "Because you approached that test with all the finesse of a toddler in a toy store on Black Friday—grabbing answers like they were the last slice of pizza at a party. But just like trying to eat pizza with both hands while sprinting, your efforts resulted in a messy disaster."
"The Sonic Boom Bust": "Because you raced through that test with the intensity of Sonic the Hedgehog on a caffeine high—whizzing past questions faster than the speed of sound. Unfortunately, you forgot that Sonic's main talent is collecting golden rings, not A-pluses on exams."
"The Formula One Fumble": "Because you tackled that test like a Formula One driver on the final lap of the Grand Prix—pushing the pedal to the metal and zooming past questions faster than a Ferrari on the Autobahn. But just like in racing, sometimes it's better to slow down and take the corners carefully, or you'll end up crashing into the wall of academic despair."
"The Flash Flood of Failure": "Because you blazed through that test like The Flash on a mission to save the day—zipping past questions faster than a bolt of lightning. But much like a sudden flash flood, your rapid-fire approach left you drowning in a deluge of incorrect answers and dashed hopes of academic glory."
"The Quick Quagmire": "Because you sprinted through that test like you were being chased by a stampede of angry squirrels—leaping over questions faster than a hurdle champion on caffeine. Unfortunately, speed doesn't always equate to accuracy, and now you find yourself knee-deep in the quicksand of academic mishaps."
"The Turbocharged Tragedy": "Because you approached that test with all the finesse of a toddler in a toy store on Black Friday—grabbing answers like they were the last slice of pizza at a party. But just like trying to eat pizza with both hands while sprinting, your efforts resulted in a messy disaster."
"The Sonic Boom Bust": "Because you raced through that test with the intensity of Sonic the Hedgehog on a caffeine high—whizzing past questions faster than the speed of sound. Unfortunately, you forgot that Sonic's main talent is collecting golden rings, not A-pluses on exams."
"The Formula One Fumble": "Because you tackled that test like a Formula One driver on the final lap of the Grand Prix—pushing the pedal to the metal and zooming past questions faster than a Ferrari on the Autobahn. But just like in racing, sometimes it's better to slow down and take the corners carefully, or you'll end up crashing into the wall of academic despair."
"The Flash Flood of Failure": "Because you blazed through that test like The Flash on a mission to save the day—zipping past questions faster than a bolt of lightning. But much like a sudden flash flood, your rapid-fire approach left you drowning in a deluge of incorrect answers and dashed hopes of academic glory."
2 years ago
Police will stop you if you try power leveling
Rats also don't re-spawn would not grind again. If it's DND level 5 those rats are dangerous and can kick your ass though. Here are 5 reasons why those rats are actually dangerous for would be adventurers :
"Masterful Subway Surfing Skills": Level 5 rats have honed their subway surfing skills to perfection, effortlessly navigating crowded trains and slippery platforms with the grace of a ninja. One wrong step, and you'll find yourself face-first on the subway floor—no fare evasion necessary.
"The Ratatouille Rebellion": Level 5 rats have formed a secret underground society known as the Ratatouille Rebellion, plotting to overthrow their human oppressors and claim the subway system as their own. One squeak of defiance, and you'll be facing a full-blown rodent uprising.
"Tail Whip of Terror": Don't be fooled by their tiny size—level 5 rats possess a powerful weapon known as the Tail Whip of Terror. With a flick of their furry appendage, they can send unsuspecting commuters flying across the platform faster than you can say "cheese."
"Rat Pack Rumble": Level 5 rats travel in packs, roaming the subway tunnels in search of unsuspecting prey. Mess with one rat, and you'll find yourself facing a swarm of furry fiends, armed with sharp teeth and beady eyes that gleam with mischief.
"The Subway Showdown": Level 5 rats have challenged you to a subway showdown—a no-holds-barred battle for control of the underground domain. Armed with nothing but your wits and a flimsy metro card, you'll face off against the furry forces of rodent rebellion in the ultimate test of subway survival.
"Masterful Subway Surfing Skills": Level 5 rats have honed their subway surfing skills to perfection, effortlessly navigating crowded trains and slippery platforms with the grace of a ninja. One wrong step, and you'll find yourself face-first on the subway floor—no fare evasion necessary.
"The Ratatouille Rebellion": Level 5 rats have formed a secret underground society known as the Ratatouille Rebellion, plotting to overthrow their human oppressors and claim the subway system as their own. One squeak of defiance, and you'll be facing a full-blown rodent uprising.
"Tail Whip of Terror": Don't be fooled by their tiny size—level 5 rats possess a powerful weapon known as the Tail Whip of Terror. With a flick of their furry appendage, they can send unsuspecting commuters flying across the platform faster than you can say "cheese."
"Rat Pack Rumble": Level 5 rats travel in packs, roaming the subway tunnels in search of unsuspecting prey. Mess with one rat, and you'll find yourself facing a swarm of furry fiends, armed with sharp teeth and beady eyes that gleam with mischief.
"The Subway Showdown": Level 5 rats have challenged you to a subway showdown—a no-holds-barred battle for control of the underground domain. Armed with nothing but your wits and a flimsy metro card, you'll face off against the furry forces of rodent rebellion in the ultimate test of subway survival.
2 years ago
Epic couple vibes
Eggy head and the chicken have a beautiful future a head (get it?) of them but we still wanted to know why a bald head triggered this gorgeous blondes nesting instincts, so we obviously made some up:
"The Golden Glow Guarantee:" Sitting on your bald head is like basking in the warm glow of a radiant sunbeam—except instead of sunlight, it's the golden aura of your gleaming scalp. Who needs a tanning salon when you have the world's most reflective dome?
"The Bald Brilliance Buffet:" Your bald head is like a gourmet buffet for the senses, offering a smooth and inviting surface that's perfect for lounging. It's like sitting on a velvet cushion—only better, because it's attached to your head.
"The Chrome Dome Comfort Zone:" Your bald head is the ultimate comfort zone, offering a cozy perch for anyone seeking refuge from the chilly winds of life. It's like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket—only with less fabric and more follicle-free fun.
"The Eggcellent Empathy Experience:" Sitting on your bald head is like receiving a warm hug from a dear friend—it's comforting, nurturing, and oddly satisfying. It's like finding the perfect spot to nestle into on a cold winter's day, except instead of a cozy armchair, it's your shiny dome.
"The Smooth Scalp Snuggle:" Your bald head is like a plush pillow for the soul, offering a soft and inviting surface for anyone seeking solace and serenity. It's like finding the perfect spot to rest your weary bones—only with less cushioning and more cranium.
"The Golden Glow Guarantee:" Sitting on your bald head is like basking in the warm glow of a radiant sunbeam—except instead of sunlight, it's the golden aura of your gleaming scalp. Who needs a tanning salon when you have the world's most reflective dome?
"The Bald Brilliance Buffet:" Your bald head is like a gourmet buffet for the senses, offering a smooth and inviting surface that's perfect for lounging. It's like sitting on a velvet cushion—only better, because it's attached to your head.
"The Chrome Dome Comfort Zone:" Your bald head is the ultimate comfort zone, offering a cozy perch for anyone seeking refuge from the chilly winds of life. It's like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket—only with less fabric and more follicle-free fun.
"The Eggcellent Empathy Experience:" Sitting on your bald head is like receiving a warm hug from a dear friend—it's comforting, nurturing, and oddly satisfying. It's like finding the perfect spot to nestle into on a cold winter's day, except instead of a cozy armchair, it's your shiny dome.
"The Smooth Scalp Snuggle:" Your bald head is like a plush pillow for the soul, offering a soft and inviting surface for anyone seeking solace and serenity. It's like finding the perfect spot to rest your weary bones—only with less cushioning and more cranium.
2 years ago
2 years ago
Augtism
A dangerous weapon, an autistic dream? Here are 5 reasons autism goes well with guns
"Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness": Because who doesn't want to be ready for the undead uprising? An autistic person might see a gun as the ultimate tool for defending against brain-hungry zombies while maintaining a safe distance from any potential social interactions.
"Target Practice Therapy": Shooting cans off a fence or hitting bullseyes at the range can provide a unique form of sensory stimulation and focus for someone on the spectrum. Plus, it's a great excuse to wear those noise-canceling headphones without anyone judging you.
"Accessorizing with Style": Forget fidget spinners—nothing says "I'm keeping it together" quite like a sleek, shiny firearm. An autistic person might see a gun as the ultimate fashion statement, adding a touch of danger to their daily ensemble.
"Dystopian Novel Research": Who says reading dystopian fiction has to be a passive activity? An autistic person might want a gun as part of their immersive research experience, ensuring they're fully prepared for any post-apocalyptic scenarios they encounter in their favorite novels.
"Intergalactic Defense Strategy": Because you never know when the aliens might invade. An autistic person might want a gun as part of their intergalactic defense strategy, ensuring they're ready to defend Earth against any extraterrestrial threats that come their way.
"Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness": Because who doesn't want to be ready for the undead uprising? An autistic person might see a gun as the ultimate tool for defending against brain-hungry zombies while maintaining a safe distance from any potential social interactions.
"Target Practice Therapy": Shooting cans off a fence or hitting bullseyes at the range can provide a unique form of sensory stimulation and focus for someone on the spectrum. Plus, it's a great excuse to wear those noise-canceling headphones without anyone judging you.
"Accessorizing with Style": Forget fidget spinners—nothing says "I'm keeping it together" quite like a sleek, shiny firearm. An autistic person might see a gun as the ultimate fashion statement, adding a touch of danger to their daily ensemble.
"Dystopian Novel Research": Who says reading dystopian fiction has to be a passive activity? An autistic person might want a gun as part of their immersive research experience, ensuring they're fully prepared for any post-apocalyptic scenarios they encounter in their favorite novels.
"Intergalactic Defense Strategy": Because you never know when the aliens might invade. An autistic person might want a gun as part of their intergalactic defense strategy, ensuring they're ready to defend Earth against any extraterrestrial threats that come their way.
