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10 months ago
Quarantine rules
A little day drinking never killed anyone!
We're adamant about it and encourage it responsibly (i have to say that so the site stays safe for work)
Here are some points that might help get you on the quarantine day drinking train:
"Multi-Tasking Mastery": Why waste time separately showering and drinking when you can efficiently tackle both activities at once? Day drinking in the shower allows you to cleanse your body while cleansing your palate—a true testament to productivity!
"No Judgement Zone": In the privacy of your own shower, there's no need to worry about judgmental glances from fellow patrons or concerned looks from friends. It's just you, your beverage of choice, and the soothing cascade of water—pure bliss.
"Shower Karaoke Sessions": With liquid courage flowing freely, your shower karaoke performances reach new heights of vocal prowess. Who needs a stage when you've got a shampoo bottle microphone and an enthusiastic audience of one?
"Elevated Hydration": Forget plain water—why not elevate your hydration game with a refreshing beverage of choice? Whether it's a mimosa, a cold beer, or a fruity cocktail, nothing says "hydration station" quite like a shower beverage.
"Quarantine Spa Retreat": Transform your mundane shower routine into a luxurious spa experience by adding a touch of day drinking. Suddenly, your bathroom becomes an exclusive oasis of relaxation and rejuvenation—a sanctuary from the chaos of quarantine life.
We're adamant about it and encourage it responsibly (i have to say that so the site stays safe for work)
Here are some points that might help get you on the quarantine day drinking train:
"Multi-Tasking Mastery": Why waste time separately showering and drinking when you can efficiently tackle both activities at once? Day drinking in the shower allows you to cleanse your body while cleansing your palate—a true testament to productivity!
"No Judgement Zone": In the privacy of your own shower, there's no need to worry about judgmental glances from fellow patrons or concerned looks from friends. It's just you, your beverage of choice, and the soothing cascade of water—pure bliss.
"Shower Karaoke Sessions": With liquid courage flowing freely, your shower karaoke performances reach new heights of vocal prowess. Who needs a stage when you've got a shampoo bottle microphone and an enthusiastic audience of one?
"Elevated Hydration": Forget plain water—why not elevate your hydration game with a refreshing beverage of choice? Whether it's a mimosa, a cold beer, or a fruity cocktail, nothing says "hydration station" quite like a shower beverage.
"Quarantine Spa Retreat": Transform your mundane shower routine into a luxurious spa experience by adding a touch of day drinking. Suddenly, your bathroom becomes an exclusive oasis of relaxation and rejuvenation—a sanctuary from the chaos of quarantine life.
7 months ago
10 months ago
Buy cheaper pizza
Really DO NOT finance a pizza. If that's not enough bad financial advice for you we have you covered with 5 more :
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
7 months ago
Knowing your kids well
They both know she might have started it but the mom is thinking about not incriminating her
7 months ago
10 months ago
Never share your wi-fi password
3am wondering why you can't load a youtube video while your neighbor is torrenting
Here are some passive aggressive ways to stop the neighborhood ass-weasel from using your wifi
"Fort Knox Connection":
Secure your WiFi network with a password so complex that even the NSA would struggle to crack it. When your neighbor asks for the password, tell them it's classified information and you'd have to consult with the FBI to share it.
"Bandwidth Black Hole":
Prioritize your devices on the network and allocate minimal bandwidth to guest devices. If your neighbor complains about slow internet, blame it on "internet gremlins" or suggest they upgrade to a "hamster-powered modem" for faster speeds.
"Top Secret Network":
Rename your WiFi network to "Area 51 Surveillance Network" or "FBI Surveillance Van #42" to give your neighbor a chuckle and a hint that their online activities are being closely monitored... by you!
"Wi-Not-So-Free Zone":
Leave a humorous note on your door saying something like, "Welcome to the WiFi-free zone! We're saving bandwidth for cat videos and pizza deliveries only. Thanks for understanding!"
"Invisible Internet":
Tell your neighbor that your WiFi network is powered by "quantum entanglement" and only accessible to those who possess the secret of teleportation. Offer to teach them the secret in exchange for a lifetime supply of cookies.
Here are some passive aggressive ways to stop the neighborhood ass-weasel from using your wifi
"Fort Knox Connection":
Secure your WiFi network with a password so complex that even the NSA would struggle to crack it. When your neighbor asks for the password, tell them it's classified information and you'd have to consult with the FBI to share it.
"Bandwidth Black Hole":
Prioritize your devices on the network and allocate minimal bandwidth to guest devices. If your neighbor complains about slow internet, blame it on "internet gremlins" or suggest they upgrade to a "hamster-powered modem" for faster speeds.
"Top Secret Network":
Rename your WiFi network to "Area 51 Surveillance Network" or "FBI Surveillance Van #42" to give your neighbor a chuckle and a hint that their online activities are being closely monitored... by you!
"Wi-Not-So-Free Zone":
Leave a humorous note on your door saying something like, "Welcome to the WiFi-free zone! We're saving bandwidth for cat videos and pizza deliveries only. Thanks for understanding!"
"Invisible Internet":
Tell your neighbor that your WiFi network is powered by "quantum entanglement" and only accessible to those who possess the secret of teleportation. Offer to teach them the secret in exchange for a lifetime supply of cookies.
7 months ago
