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8 months ago
Every safety brief is someone who was dumb before
Reading all instructions on products and imagining why they're there.
Here are five more humorous real-life human actions that led to products having warning labels:
"The "Don't Use Chainsaw as a Toy" Catastrophe": It's hard to believe, but there have been cases where individuals attempted to use chainsaws as playthings, leading to injuries and even more bizarrely, damaged property. Chainsaws now come with warnings like "Do not use for cutting objects other than wood," because apparently, some people need to be reminded that chainsaws are not toys.
"The "Don't Stick Fingers in Toaster" Debacle": Despite the obvious danger, there have been instances where people tried to retrieve toast from a toaster using their fingers, resulting in burns and singed digits. Toasters now come with warnings advising against this dangerous practice, because apparently, some people need to be told not to play with fire.
"The "Don't Dry Pet in Microwave" Dilemma": In an act of sheer absurdity, some pet owners attempted to dry their wet pets in the microwave, leading to injuries and traumatized animals. Microwaves now come with warnings explicitly stating "Do not use to dry pets," because apparently, some people need to be reminded that microwaves are for food, not furry friends.
"The "Don't Stand on Toilets" Blunder": Despite being designed for sitting, there have been cases where individuals attempted to stand on toilets for various reasons, resulting in falls and broken fixtures. Toilet manufacturers now include warnings like "Do not stand on toilet seat," because apparently, some people need to be told how to use basic bathroom facilities.
"The "Don't Drink Liquid Soap" Fiasco": In a moment of confusion, some individuals mistook liquid soap for a beverage and attempted to drink it, leading to gastrointestinal discomfort and embarrassment. Liquid soap bottles now come with warnings advising against ingestion, because apparently, some people need to be reminded that soap is for washing, not drinking.
Here are five more humorous real-life human actions that led to products having warning labels:
"The "Don't Use Chainsaw as a Toy" Catastrophe": It's hard to believe, but there have been cases where individuals attempted to use chainsaws as playthings, leading to injuries and even more bizarrely, damaged property. Chainsaws now come with warnings like "Do not use for cutting objects other than wood," because apparently, some people need to be reminded that chainsaws are not toys.
"The "Don't Stick Fingers in Toaster" Debacle": Despite the obvious danger, there have been instances where people tried to retrieve toast from a toaster using their fingers, resulting in burns and singed digits. Toasters now come with warnings advising against this dangerous practice, because apparently, some people need to be told not to play with fire.
"The "Don't Dry Pet in Microwave" Dilemma": In an act of sheer absurdity, some pet owners attempted to dry their wet pets in the microwave, leading to injuries and traumatized animals. Microwaves now come with warnings explicitly stating "Do not use to dry pets," because apparently, some people need to be reminded that microwaves are for food, not furry friends.
"The "Don't Stand on Toilets" Blunder": Despite being designed for sitting, there have been cases where individuals attempted to stand on toilets for various reasons, resulting in falls and broken fixtures. Toilet manufacturers now include warnings like "Do not stand on toilet seat," because apparently, some people need to be told how to use basic bathroom facilities.
"The "Don't Drink Liquid Soap" Fiasco": In a moment of confusion, some individuals mistook liquid soap for a beverage and attempted to drink it, leading to gastrointestinal discomfort and embarrassment. Liquid soap bottles now come with warnings advising against ingestion, because apparently, some people need to be reminded that soap is for washing, not drinking.
5 months ago
5 months ago
8 months ago
A man and his simple hobby
Sometimes life is just about enjoying what you do but does it have purpose to it?
We racked our brains searching for any practical excuses an old timey villain might give for this certain trope:
"It's the Only Railroad with a Timely Rescue Package": Why bother with complicated ransom notes when you can simply tie someone to the tracks and let the locomotive come to the rescue? It's like a fast-track delivery service for damsels in distress!
"Trying to Train My Pet Snake": Who knew that snake charming could be so literal? Tying someone to the tracks is just the first step in teaching your slithery sidekick to strike on cue. All aboard the express train to reptilian obedience!
"Performance Art Gone Wrong": In an attempt to add a dramatic flair to the local theater scene, our villain accidentally misinterpreted the concept of 'tying up loose ends.' The critics might not be impressed, but at least the audience is on the edge of their seats!
"Stealing the Show": What better way to upstage the hero than by orchestrating a classic damsel-in-distress scenario? It's not about the ransom money—it's about stealing the spotlight and cementing your status as the ultimate villainous scene-stealer.
"Extreme Team-Building Exercise": Who needs trust falls when you can bond over a shared perilous experience? Tying someone to the tracks is the ultimate test of teamwork and communication skills. Plus, it's a real adrenaline rush for all involved—assuming they survive, of course!
We racked our brains searching for any practical excuses an old timey villain might give for this certain trope:
"It's the Only Railroad with a Timely Rescue Package": Why bother with complicated ransom notes when you can simply tie someone to the tracks and let the locomotive come to the rescue? It's like a fast-track delivery service for damsels in distress!
"Trying to Train My Pet Snake": Who knew that snake charming could be so literal? Tying someone to the tracks is just the first step in teaching your slithery sidekick to strike on cue. All aboard the express train to reptilian obedience!
"Performance Art Gone Wrong": In an attempt to add a dramatic flair to the local theater scene, our villain accidentally misinterpreted the concept of 'tying up loose ends.' The critics might not be impressed, but at least the audience is on the edge of their seats!
"Stealing the Show": What better way to upstage the hero than by orchestrating a classic damsel-in-distress scenario? It's not about the ransom money—it's about stealing the spotlight and cementing your status as the ultimate villainous scene-stealer.
"Extreme Team-Building Exercise": Who needs trust falls when you can bond over a shared perilous experience? Tying someone to the tracks is the ultimate test of teamwork and communication skills. Plus, it's a real adrenaline rush for all involved—assuming they survive, of course!
5 months ago
8 months ago
True and wholesome
Sometimes they're needed straight when you wake up and that should be normalized.But hey that's for more advanced users. Meanwhile we want to create the legal precedent that the first two drinks shouldn't count if you have anxiety!
Here are some reasons:
"The Anxiety Annihilation Aperitif": The first two drinks are like anxiety's worst nightmare—liquid kryptonite that sends your worries packing faster than you can say "shots, anyone?"
"The Boozy Blame Game": If anyone asks, the first two drinks were clearly the work of mischievous imps who snuck into the bar and spiked your soda. You're innocent, they're guilty, case closed!
"The Tipsy Time Travel Trick": With the first two drinks, time warps into a surreal dimension where awkward conversations and social gaffes are just hilarious anecdotes waiting to happen. Who knew alcohol was a time machine in disguise?
"The Liquid Laughing Gas": The first two drinks unlock the secret to eternal laughter, turning even the most mundane conversations into sidesplitting comedy routines. You'll be giggling like a tipsy toddler in no time!
"The Anxiety Antidote Ambush": Anxiety never saw it coming—the one-two punch of alcohol's liquid courage and contagious camaraderie. With the first two drinks, you're like a stealthy ninja, sneaking up on stress and giving it a swift kick in the keister.
Here are some reasons:
"The Anxiety Annihilation Aperitif": The first two drinks are like anxiety's worst nightmare—liquid kryptonite that sends your worries packing faster than you can say "shots, anyone?"
"The Boozy Blame Game": If anyone asks, the first two drinks were clearly the work of mischievous imps who snuck into the bar and spiked your soda. You're innocent, they're guilty, case closed!
"The Tipsy Time Travel Trick": With the first two drinks, time warps into a surreal dimension where awkward conversations and social gaffes are just hilarious anecdotes waiting to happen. Who knew alcohol was a time machine in disguise?
"The Liquid Laughing Gas": The first two drinks unlock the secret to eternal laughter, turning even the most mundane conversations into sidesplitting comedy routines. You'll be giggling like a tipsy toddler in no time!
"The Anxiety Antidote Ambush": Anxiety never saw it coming—the one-two punch of alcohol's liquid courage and contagious camaraderie. With the first two drinks, you're like a stealthy ninja, sneaking up on stress and giving it a swift kick in the keister.
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