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10 months ago
No sorry it's a prerequisite
Better get use to the idea. Here are 5 reasons why cuckoldry is mandatory for military enlisted personnel under directive 521-7c from the Ministry of Defense.
"To ensure soldiers have experience in handling unexpected surprises, like when they return from deployment to find someone else has been 'holding down the fort'."
"It's all part of the top-secret 'Operation Complicated Love Triangle' training program, designed to confuse enemy spies with our complex personal lives."
"In case of a surprise attack, soldiers need to be adept at quickly adapting to new orders, even if it means changing their relationship status on the fly."
"To keep morale high during long deployments, nothing boosts camaraderie like sharing the same significant other—talk about teamwork!"
"It's a strategic tactic to ensure soldiers always have a 'plan B' waiting at home, just in case Plan A (the mission) doesn't work out."
"To ensure soldiers have experience in handling unexpected surprises, like when they return from deployment to find someone else has been 'holding down the fort'."
"It's all part of the top-secret 'Operation Complicated Love Triangle' training program, designed to confuse enemy spies with our complex personal lives."
"In case of a surprise attack, soldiers need to be adept at quickly adapting to new orders, even if it means changing their relationship status on the fly."
"To keep morale high during long deployments, nothing boosts camaraderie like sharing the same significant other—talk about teamwork!"
"It's a strategic tactic to ensure soldiers always have a 'plan B' waiting at home, just in case Plan A (the mission) doesn't work out."
7 months ago
10 months ago
A strategic misstep
She probably suspects way worse now. I asked our intern Kyle to write 5 possible stories but since he's spent like 7 years in the bighouse they all came out jail related.
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
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