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1 year ago
No sorry it's a prerequisite
Better get use to the idea. Here are 5 reasons why cuckoldry is mandatory for military enlisted personnel under directive 521-7c from the Ministry of Defense.
"To ensure soldiers have experience in handling unexpected surprises, like when they return from deployment to find someone else has been 'holding down the fort'."
"It's all part of the top-secret 'Operation Complicated Love Triangle' training program, designed to confuse enemy spies with our complex personal lives."
"In case of a surprise attack, soldiers need to be adept at quickly adapting to new orders, even if it means changing their relationship status on the fly."
"To keep morale high during long deployments, nothing boosts camaraderie like sharing the same significant other—talk about teamwork!"
"It's a strategic tactic to ensure soldiers always have a 'plan B' waiting at home, just in case Plan A (the mission) doesn't work out."
"To ensure soldiers have experience in handling unexpected surprises, like when they return from deployment to find someone else has been 'holding down the fort'."
"It's all part of the top-secret 'Operation Complicated Love Triangle' training program, designed to confuse enemy spies with our complex personal lives."
"In case of a surprise attack, soldiers need to be adept at quickly adapting to new orders, even if it means changing their relationship status on the fly."
"To keep morale high during long deployments, nothing boosts camaraderie like sharing the same significant other—talk about teamwork!"
"It's a strategic tactic to ensure soldiers always have a 'plan B' waiting at home, just in case Plan A (the mission) doesn't work out."
1 year ago
Unemployment didn't suit him
Better a job you hate then a rent you can't pay
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS
"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"
"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."
"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"
"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"
"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"
1 year ago
Blood belongs to the brain today
More drug dealers need this fellows eloquence. Regardless illegal rugs should maybe come with a warning label. Masturbating is one of my only joys in life asides from said illegal drugs and not doing both at the same time would make me terribly sad. Here are some reasons why drugs and batin' don't mix:
"The High-Five Handicap:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to give yourself a high five with numb hands—you know it's supposed to feel good, but your body just isn't cooperating. It's like your brain and your body are on two different wavelengths, and neither one knows the safe word.
"The Stoned Solo Struggle:" Masturbating while stoned is like trying to navigate a maze with your eyes closed—you might eventually find your way, but it's going to take a lot of trial and error. It's like your libido is on autopilot, and you're just along for the awkward ride.
"The Trippy Tease:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to catch a butterfly with your bare hands—it's elusive, unpredictable, and likely to leave you feeling more frustrated than fulfilled. It's like your desires are doing the electric slide, and you're just trying to keep up with the beat.
"The Drugged-Out Dilemma:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with your eyes closed—no matter how hard you twist and turn, you just can't seem to find the right combination. It's like your libido is playing hide and seek, and you're the one left searching in the dark.
"The Buzzkill Blues:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to dance at a party where everyone else is sober—you might be feeling the rhythm, but your body just won't cooperate. It's like your libido got lost in the haze, and you're left wondering if you'll ever find your way back to pleasureville.
"The High-Five Handicap:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to give yourself a high five with numb hands—you know it's supposed to feel good, but your body just isn't cooperating. It's like your brain and your body are on two different wavelengths, and neither one knows the safe word.
"The Stoned Solo Struggle:" Masturbating while stoned is like trying to navigate a maze with your eyes closed—you might eventually find your way, but it's going to take a lot of trial and error. It's like your libido is on autopilot, and you're just along for the awkward ride.
"The Trippy Tease:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to catch a butterfly with your bare hands—it's elusive, unpredictable, and likely to leave you feeling more frustrated than fulfilled. It's like your desires are doing the electric slide, and you're just trying to keep up with the beat.
"The Drugged-Out Dilemma:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with your eyes closed—no matter how hard you twist and turn, you just can't seem to find the right combination. It's like your libido is playing hide and seek, and you're the one left searching in the dark.
"The Buzzkill Blues:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to dance at a party where everyone else is sober—you might be feeling the rhythm, but your body just won't cooperate. It's like your libido got lost in the haze, and you're left wondering if you'll ever find your way back to pleasureville.
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A show i'd watch
This summer on Disney plus, the next ones are mine don't steal them I'll sue
"Magical Mixology Mayhem": Follow the misadventures of a group of teenage wizards who work part-time at a mystical cocktail bar, mixing potions by day and battling unruly customers by night. Can they keep the drinks flowing and the chaos at bay without accidentally turning anyone into a newt?
"Zombie Prom Queen Diaries": In a small town where the dead refuse to stay buried, follow the high school drama of a teenage zombie girl who's determined to win the title of prom queen – even if it means losing a limb or two along the way. Will she find true love before the big dance, or will her decomposing body be the ultimate buzzkill?
"Fairy Godmother Academy": Join a group of clumsy fairy godmothers-in-training as they bumble their way through magical mishaps and wish-granting disasters. Can they master the art of granting wishes without accidentally turning anyone's pumpkin carriage into a pumpkin pie?
"Alien Exchange Student Exchange": When a group of teenage aliens crash-land on Earth and enroll in a human high school as part of an intergalactic exchange program, hilarity ensues as they try to fit in with their human classmates while hiding their extraterrestrial identities. Will they conquer high school drama or end up dissected in biology class?
"Mystical Matchmaking Madness": Follow the adventures of a group of teenage cupids who work at a celestial matchmaking agency, pairing up star-crossed lovers with the help of magical arrows and mischievous meddling. Can they navigate the ups and downs of teenage romance without accidentally causing a cosmic catastrophe?
"Magical Mixology Mayhem": Follow the misadventures of a group of teenage wizards who work part-time at a mystical cocktail bar, mixing potions by day and battling unruly customers by night. Can they keep the drinks flowing and the chaos at bay without accidentally turning anyone into a newt?
"Zombie Prom Queen Diaries": In a small town where the dead refuse to stay buried, follow the high school drama of a teenage zombie girl who's determined to win the title of prom queen – even if it means losing a limb or two along the way. Will she find true love before the big dance, or will her decomposing body be the ultimate buzzkill?
"Fairy Godmother Academy": Join a group of clumsy fairy godmothers-in-training as they bumble their way through magical mishaps and wish-granting disasters. Can they master the art of granting wishes without accidentally turning anyone's pumpkin carriage into a pumpkin pie?
"Alien Exchange Student Exchange": When a group of teenage aliens crash-land on Earth and enroll in a human high school as part of an intergalactic exchange program, hilarity ensues as they try to fit in with their human classmates while hiding their extraterrestrial identities. Will they conquer high school drama or end up dissected in biology class?
"Mystical Matchmaking Madness": Follow the adventures of a group of teenage cupids who work at a celestial matchmaking agency, pairing up star-crossed lovers with the help of magical arrows and mischievous meddling. Can they navigate the ups and downs of teenage romance without accidentally causing a cosmic catastrophe?
