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12 months ago
Growing up isn't so bad
Sometimes it's alcohol and steak. But does it make up for all the responsibility work and taxes?
We think so! Here is the backing :
"Because nothing says 'adulting like a boss' quite like channeling your inner carnivore and washing it down with the nectar of the gods. Who needs gold stars when you've got grill marks?"
"Because steak and beer are like the Batman and Robin of adulting—saving you from the mundane villains of everyday life, like meetings and paperwork, one delicious bite and gulp at a time!"
"Because when life throws lemons at you, you don't make lemonade, you fire up the grill and throw on a T-bone steak! Who cares about taxes when you've got a medium-rare masterpiece waiting for you?"
"Because let's face it, adulthood is just one big Choose Your Own Adventure book, and the page that leads to steak and beer is always the right choice. Taxes? More like t-bones, am I right?"
"Because steak and beer are the ultimate 'adulting trophies'—proof that you've survived another day in the jungle of responsibilities and emerged victorious, with a belly full of beef and hops. Take that, IRS!"
We think so! Here is the backing :
"Because nothing says 'adulting like a boss' quite like channeling your inner carnivore and washing it down with the nectar of the gods. Who needs gold stars when you've got grill marks?"
"Because steak and beer are like the Batman and Robin of adulting—saving you from the mundane villains of everyday life, like meetings and paperwork, one delicious bite and gulp at a time!"
"Because when life throws lemons at you, you don't make lemonade, you fire up the grill and throw on a T-bone steak! Who cares about taxes when you've got a medium-rare masterpiece waiting for you?"
"Because let's face it, adulthood is just one big Choose Your Own Adventure book, and the page that leads to steak and beer is always the right choice. Taxes? More like t-bones, am I right?"
"Because steak and beer are the ultimate 'adulting trophies'—proof that you've survived another day in the jungle of responsibilities and emerged victorious, with a belly full of beef and hops. Take that, IRS!"
12 months ago
Wholesome flirting
What a cute relationship. Forever alone people don't continue reading, here's 5 reasons why kissing your girlfriend is cute:
The Lip Lock: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like playing a game of 'Where's Waldo?'—except instead of finding a bespectacled wanderer in a striped shirt, you're searching for the perfect pucker in a sea of lips. It's like a romantic scavenger hunt, but with fewer clues and more smooches!"
The Slobber Snuggle: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like sharing a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day—sure, it's messy and sticky, but it's also a sweet reminder that life's too short to worry about getting a little slobber on your chin. Embrace the messiness and dive mouth-first into the deliciousness of love!"
The PDA Parade: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like starring in your own personal rom-com—except instead of a Hollywood set, you're making out in line at the grocery store or stealing smooches at a stoplight. Who needs a blockbuster movie when you've got real-life romance happening right before your eyes?"
The Lipstick Locomotion: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like riding a roller coaster—there are ups and downs, twists and turns, and the occasional loop-de-loop. Sure, you might get a little queasy from all the lip-locking, but isn't that half the fun of the ride?"
The Lovey-Dovey Lip Service: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like pressing the 'reset' button on a bad day—no matter how stressed or cranky you might feel, one smooch from your sweetheart is all it takes to turn that frown upside down. Who needs therapy when you've got the healing power of lip-locking love?"
The Lip Lock: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like playing a game of 'Where's Waldo?'—except instead of finding a bespectacled wanderer in a striped shirt, you're searching for the perfect pucker in a sea of lips. It's like a romantic scavenger hunt, but with fewer clues and more smooches!"
The Slobber Snuggle: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like sharing a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day—sure, it's messy and sticky, but it's also a sweet reminder that life's too short to worry about getting a little slobber on your chin. Embrace the messiness and dive mouth-first into the deliciousness of love!"
The PDA Parade: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like starring in your own personal rom-com—except instead of a Hollywood set, you're making out in line at the grocery store or stealing smooches at a stoplight. Who needs a blockbuster movie when you've got real-life romance happening right before your eyes?"
The Lipstick Locomotion: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like riding a roller coaster—there are ups and downs, twists and turns, and the occasional loop-de-loop. Sure, you might get a little queasy from all the lip-locking, but isn't that half the fun of the ride?"
The Lovey-Dovey Lip Service: "Because kissing your girlfriend is like pressing the 'reset' button on a bad day—no matter how stressed or cranky you might feel, one smooch from your sweetheart is all it takes to turn that frown upside down. Who needs therapy when you've got the healing power of lip-locking love?"
9 months ago
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12 months ago
Chris Chan Moment
Awkward and unwholesome...that ass though and I can say it we're not related. Complimenting your mothers ass is just awkward so have some reasons (ifyou even need any) not to do it:
"The Oedipal Odyssey": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like stepping into a Freudian nightmare. It's not just awkward; it's a one-way ticket to years of therapy and unresolved mommy issues. Best to keep those compliments strictly above the waist.
"The Maternal Mix-Up": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like accidentally texting your ex "I miss you" instead of your new crush. It's a cringe-worthy mistake that'll haunt you for years to come—and probably end up in a family therapy session or two.
"The Freudian Slip-Up": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like playing Russian roulette with your relationship. One wrong move and you'll find yourself in a conversation so uncomfortable, even the family dog will start to squirm. It's best to keep the compliments platonic and the boundaries intact.
"The Freudian Foot-in-Mouth": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like putting your foot in your mouth—except instead of foot odor, it's the stench of awkwardness that lingers in the air. It's a social faux pas of epic proportions, destined to become the stuff of family legend.
"The Oedipal Oopsie-Daisy": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like accidentally calling your teacher "mom" in front of the whole class. It's a cringe-worthy moment that'll live on in family lore for generations to come—and probably earn you a spot on the therapist's couch.
"The Oedipal Odyssey": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like stepping into a Freudian nightmare. It's not just awkward; it's a one-way ticket to years of therapy and unresolved mommy issues. Best to keep those compliments strictly above the waist.
"The Maternal Mix-Up": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like accidentally texting your ex "I miss you" instead of your new crush. It's a cringe-worthy mistake that'll haunt you for years to come—and probably end up in a family therapy session or two.
"The Freudian Slip-Up": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like playing Russian roulette with your relationship. One wrong move and you'll find yourself in a conversation so uncomfortable, even the family dog will start to squirm. It's best to keep the compliments platonic and the boundaries intact.
"The Freudian Foot-in-Mouth": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like putting your foot in your mouth—except instead of foot odor, it's the stench of awkwardness that lingers in the air. It's a social faux pas of epic proportions, destined to become the stuff of family legend.
"The Oedipal Oopsie-Daisy": Complimenting your mother's awesome ass is like accidentally calling your teacher "mom" in front of the whole class. It's a cringe-worthy moment that'll live on in family lore for generations to come—and probably earn you a spot on the therapist's couch.
9 months ago
12 months ago
Take Ketchup with you while exercising
The best sports drink out there! We even have proof backing up our statements:
"The Tomato Tango": Ketchup's tangy tomato goodness is like a salsa dance for your taste buds, energizing you with every sip. Just imagine the halftime show: athletes salsa-ing their way to victory with bottles of ketchup in hand.
"The Condiment Marathon": Forget about electrolyte drinks—athletes need a condiment marathon to refuel after a tough workout. With ketchup as the star player, runners can sprint to the finish line fueled by the power of tomatoes and vinegar.
"The Red Rocket Fuel": Ketchup's vibrant red color is like a rocket fuel for athletes, propelling them to new heights of performance. Plus, the added bonus of staining everything it touches ensures that your opponents will see you coming from a mile away.
"The MVP (Most Valuable Paste)": Move over, Gatorade—ketchup is the real MVP of the sports world. With its perfect blend of tomatoes, vinegar, and spices, it's the ultimate performance-enhancing condiment, guaranteed to take your game to the next level.
"The Slam Dunk Sauce": Athletes know that victory is all about the sauce, and ketchup is the ultimate slam dunk sauce. Whether you're dribbling on the court or dunking in the kitchen, a bottle of ketchup is sure to be your secret weapon for success.
"The Tomato Tango": Ketchup's tangy tomato goodness is like a salsa dance for your taste buds, energizing you with every sip. Just imagine the halftime show: athletes salsa-ing their way to victory with bottles of ketchup in hand.
"The Condiment Marathon": Forget about electrolyte drinks—athletes need a condiment marathon to refuel after a tough workout. With ketchup as the star player, runners can sprint to the finish line fueled by the power of tomatoes and vinegar.
"The Red Rocket Fuel": Ketchup's vibrant red color is like a rocket fuel for athletes, propelling them to new heights of performance. Plus, the added bonus of staining everything it touches ensures that your opponents will see you coming from a mile away.
"The MVP (Most Valuable Paste)": Move over, Gatorade—ketchup is the real MVP of the sports world. With its perfect blend of tomatoes, vinegar, and spices, it's the ultimate performance-enhancing condiment, guaranteed to take your game to the next level.
"The Slam Dunk Sauce": Athletes know that victory is all about the sauce, and ketchup is the ultimate slam dunk sauce. Whether you're dribbling on the court or dunking in the kitchen, a bottle of ketchup is sure to be your secret weapon for success.
