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1 year ago
Growing up isn't so bad
Sometimes it's alcohol and steak. But does it make up for all the responsibility work and taxes?
We think so! Here is the backing :
"Because nothing says 'adulting like a boss' quite like channeling your inner carnivore and washing it down with the nectar of the gods. Who needs gold stars when you've got grill marks?"
"Because steak and beer are like the Batman and Robin of adulting—saving you from the mundane villains of everyday life, like meetings and paperwork, one delicious bite and gulp at a time!"
"Because when life throws lemons at you, you don't make lemonade, you fire up the grill and throw on a T-bone steak! Who cares about taxes when you've got a medium-rare masterpiece waiting for you?"
"Because let's face it, adulthood is just one big Choose Your Own Adventure book, and the page that leads to steak and beer is always the right choice. Taxes? More like t-bones, am I right?"
"Because steak and beer are the ultimate 'adulting trophies'—proof that you've survived another day in the jungle of responsibilities and emerged victorious, with a belly full of beef and hops. Take that, IRS!"
We think so! Here is the backing :
"Because nothing says 'adulting like a boss' quite like channeling your inner carnivore and washing it down with the nectar of the gods. Who needs gold stars when you've got grill marks?"
"Because steak and beer are like the Batman and Robin of adulting—saving you from the mundane villains of everyday life, like meetings and paperwork, one delicious bite and gulp at a time!"
"Because when life throws lemons at you, you don't make lemonade, you fire up the grill and throw on a T-bone steak! Who cares about taxes when you've got a medium-rare masterpiece waiting for you?"
"Because let's face it, adulthood is just one big Choose Your Own Adventure book, and the page that leads to steak and beer is always the right choice. Taxes? More like t-bones, am I right?"
"Because steak and beer are the ultimate 'adulting trophies'—proof that you've survived another day in the jungle of responsibilities and emerged victorious, with a belly full of beef and hops. Take that, IRS!"
1 year ago
Making the blade look uncool
Swords use to be cool these guys are giving them a bad rap.
Wonder which of these fighting styles he'll use
The Dorito Duelist: This style involves holding the blade with one hand while clutching a bag of Doritos in the other. The neckbeard alternates between taking bites of chips and awkwardly swinging the sword, often getting cheese dust all over the blade.
The Fedora Fencer: Wearing a fedora at a jaunty angle, the neckbeard attempts to channel the elegance of classic swordsmen. However, their lack of skill leads to frequent tripping over their own feet and dramatic flourishes that are more comical than intimidating.
The Waifu Warrior: Armed with a replica katana adorned with anime decals, the neckbeard adopts exaggerated stances inspired by their favorite anime characters. Expect overly dramatic shouts of "Kawaii strike!" and attempts to unleash "ultimate techniques" with cringe-inducing names.
The Mountain Dew Master: Fueled by gallons of Mountain Dew, the neckbeard adopts a hyperactive fighting style characterized by erratic movements and wild swings. Their lack of coordination often results in accidentally hitting themselves with the blade.
The Keyboard Katana: In this style, the neckbeard holds the sword with one hand while frantically typing insults and memes with the other. Their attempts at multitasking lead to sloppy attacks and predictable patterns, making them easy targets for opponents.
Wonder which of these fighting styles he'll use
The Dorito Duelist: This style involves holding the blade with one hand while clutching a bag of Doritos in the other. The neckbeard alternates between taking bites of chips and awkwardly swinging the sword, often getting cheese dust all over the blade.
The Fedora Fencer: Wearing a fedora at a jaunty angle, the neckbeard attempts to channel the elegance of classic swordsmen. However, their lack of skill leads to frequent tripping over their own feet and dramatic flourishes that are more comical than intimidating.
The Waifu Warrior: Armed with a replica katana adorned with anime decals, the neckbeard adopts exaggerated stances inspired by their favorite anime characters. Expect overly dramatic shouts of "Kawaii strike!" and attempts to unleash "ultimate techniques" with cringe-inducing names.
The Mountain Dew Master: Fueled by gallons of Mountain Dew, the neckbeard adopts a hyperactive fighting style characterized by erratic movements and wild swings. Their lack of coordination often results in accidentally hitting themselves with the blade.
The Keyboard Katana: In this style, the neckbeard holds the sword with one hand while frantically typing insults and memes with the other. Their attempts at multitasking lead to sloppy attacks and predictable patterns, making them easy targets for opponents.
1 year ago
Fooled by this cunning boy
A master of deceit , was probably a spy in a past life
Here are five humorous signs your dog might be smarter than you:
The "Fetch Fiend": Your dog has trained you to play fetch with them for hours on end, while they sit back and watch you do all the work. Who's really the one fetching here?
The "Treat Trickster": Your dog has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and knows exactly how to manipulate you into giving them treats on demand. You're putty in their paws!
The "Door Dash Dynamo": Your dog has figured out how to open doors and let themselves in and out of the house whenever they please. Meanwhile, you're still struggling to remember where you left your keys.
The "Couch Commando": Your dog has claimed the best spot on the couch and refuses to move, effectively establishing themselves as the ruler of the living room. You're relegated to the floor while they enjoy prime seating.
The "Escape Artist": Your dog has managed to escape from every crate, pen, and fence you've tried to confine them with, leaving you scratching your head and wondering how they pulled off their latest Houdini act.
Here are five humorous signs your dog might be smarter than you:
The "Fetch Fiend": Your dog has trained you to play fetch with them for hours on end, while they sit back and watch you do all the work. Who's really the one fetching here?
The "Treat Trickster": Your dog has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and knows exactly how to manipulate you into giving them treats on demand. You're putty in their paws!
The "Door Dash Dynamo": Your dog has figured out how to open doors and let themselves in and out of the house whenever they please. Meanwhile, you're still struggling to remember where you left your keys.
The "Couch Commando": Your dog has claimed the best spot on the couch and refuses to move, effectively establishing themselves as the ruler of the living room. You're relegated to the floor while they enjoy prime seating.
The "Escape Artist": Your dog has managed to escape from every crate, pen, and fence you've tried to confine them with, leaving you scratching your head and wondering how they pulled off their latest Houdini act.
12 months ago
1 year ago
Someone got his blood pressure up
Built like a brick shithouse
Here are five humorous reasons someone might not know what a PC looks like:
The "Technophobe Tantrum": They've been living under a rock for so long that they think a PC stands for "Potato Chip" and have been searching the snack aisle for a computer-shaped bag of chips.
The "Alien Abduction Anecdote": They were abducted by aliens at a young age and spent most of their formative years on a spaceship, where the concept of a personal computer was as foreign as the concept of personal space.
The "Time Traveler's Tale": They accidentally traveled back in time to the Middle Ages and spent years trying to explain the concept of a PC to confused villagers who thought they were talking about a mystical box of wizardry.
The "Puzzle Prodigy": They're a master of puzzles and riddles but have never encountered a PC in the wild, leading them to believe that it's some kind of cryptic acronym for a secret society or ancient artifact.
The "Amnesia Antics": They woke up one day with total amnesia and have been trying to piece together their identity ever since. Unfortunately, their memory loss includes all knowledge of modern technology, leaving them completely clueless about what a PC looks like.
Here are five humorous reasons someone might not know what a PC looks like:
The "Technophobe Tantrum": They've been living under a rock for so long that they think a PC stands for "Potato Chip" and have been searching the snack aisle for a computer-shaped bag of chips.
The "Alien Abduction Anecdote": They were abducted by aliens at a young age and spent most of their formative years on a spaceship, where the concept of a personal computer was as foreign as the concept of personal space.
The "Time Traveler's Tale": They accidentally traveled back in time to the Middle Ages and spent years trying to explain the concept of a PC to confused villagers who thought they were talking about a mystical box of wizardry.
The "Puzzle Prodigy": They're a master of puzzles and riddles but have never encountered a PC in the wild, leading them to believe that it's some kind of cryptic acronym for a secret society or ancient artifact.
The "Amnesia Antics": They woke up one day with total amnesia and have been trying to piece together their identity ever since. Unfortunately, their memory loss includes all knowledge of modern technology, leaving them completely clueless about what a PC looks like.
12 months ago
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