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10 months ago
You need punctuation my guy
Correct punctuation is a must in this case. Here are some other punctuation mishaps you should avoid:
"The Innuendo Apostrophe": Apostrophes are like the punctuation marks that sneakily suggest there's something possessive going on... or maybe they're just winking at you from the sidelines, whispering, "You and me, we've got something special."
"The Seductive Sizzle of the Semicolon": Semicolons are like the flirtatious liaisons of the punctuation world; they're the grammar equivalent of a wink and a smile, suggesting that there's more to come but leaving you hanging in anticipation.
"The Tease of the Parentheses": Parentheses are like the side whispers of punctuation; they're the little asides that invite you into a secret world of extra information (or maybe just a cheeky joke) before returning you to the main event.
"The Quirky Quotation Quip": Quotation marks are like the punctuation marks that know how to throw shade with style; they're the written equivalent of air quotes, suggesting that maybe, just maybe, there's a hidden meaning lurking beneath the surface.
"The Cheeky Colon Connection": Colons are like the punctuation marks that insist on introducing you to their friends; they're the grammatical matchmakers who love nothing more than to pair up related ideas and let them mingle in your sentences.
"The Innuendo Apostrophe": Apostrophes are like the punctuation marks that sneakily suggest there's something possessive going on... or maybe they're just winking at you from the sidelines, whispering, "You and me, we've got something special."
"The Seductive Sizzle of the Semicolon": Semicolons are like the flirtatious liaisons of the punctuation world; they're the grammar equivalent of a wink and a smile, suggesting that there's more to come but leaving you hanging in anticipation.
"The Tease of the Parentheses": Parentheses are like the side whispers of punctuation; they're the little asides that invite you into a secret world of extra information (or maybe just a cheeky joke) before returning you to the main event.
"The Quirky Quotation Quip": Quotation marks are like the punctuation marks that know how to throw shade with style; they're the written equivalent of air quotes, suggesting that maybe, just maybe, there's a hidden meaning lurking beneath the surface.
"The Cheeky Colon Connection": Colons are like the punctuation marks that insist on introducing you to their friends; they're the grammatical matchmakers who love nothing more than to pair up related ideas and let them mingle in your sentences.
7 months ago
10 months ago
A strategic misstep
She probably suspects way worse now. I asked our intern Kyle to write 5 possible stories but since he's spent like 7 years in the bighouse they all came out jail related.
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
Yes we hire ex-cons take that ESG scores!
"The Mastermind Mishap": You were once known as the infamous "Socks Bandit" for stealing pairs of socks from every laundromat in town. Your girlfriend might think twice about leaving her favorite socks unattended now!
"The Great Escape Episode": You were briefly incarcerated for attempting to break out of an amusement park haunted house because you were convinced it was a real prison. Your girlfriend might worry about your problem-solving skills (or lack thereof) in sticky situations.
"The Celebrity Cellmate Caper": You once claimed to have been cellmates with a famous celebrity during your brief stint in jail, only to later admit it was just a cardboard cutout of them in the visitor's room. Your girlfriend might question your grasp on reality (and your taste in friends).
"The Tattoo Taboo": You got a tattoo in jail of your favorite cartoon character, only to realize too late that it was misspelled. Your girlfriend might wonder if you're still struggling with basic literacy (or just have a questionable taste in body art).
"The Prison Performance Ploy": You were briefly known as the "Singing Serenader" for your attempts to start a jailhouse boy band. Your girlfriend might be concerned about your career aspirations (and your singing voice).
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