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11 months ago
You need punctuation my guy
Correct punctuation is a must in this case. Here are some other punctuation mishaps you should avoid:
"The Innuendo Apostrophe": Apostrophes are like the punctuation marks that sneakily suggest there's something possessive going on... or maybe they're just winking at you from the sidelines, whispering, "You and me, we've got something special."
"The Seductive Sizzle of the Semicolon": Semicolons are like the flirtatious liaisons of the punctuation world; they're the grammar equivalent of a wink and a smile, suggesting that there's more to come but leaving you hanging in anticipation.
"The Tease of the Parentheses": Parentheses are like the side whispers of punctuation; they're the little asides that invite you into a secret world of extra information (or maybe just a cheeky joke) before returning you to the main event.
"The Quirky Quotation Quip": Quotation marks are like the punctuation marks that know how to throw shade with style; they're the written equivalent of air quotes, suggesting that maybe, just maybe, there's a hidden meaning lurking beneath the surface.
"The Cheeky Colon Connection": Colons are like the punctuation marks that insist on introducing you to their friends; they're the grammatical matchmakers who love nothing more than to pair up related ideas and let them mingle in your sentences.
"The Innuendo Apostrophe": Apostrophes are like the punctuation marks that sneakily suggest there's something possessive going on... or maybe they're just winking at you from the sidelines, whispering, "You and me, we've got something special."
"The Seductive Sizzle of the Semicolon": Semicolons are like the flirtatious liaisons of the punctuation world; they're the grammar equivalent of a wink and a smile, suggesting that there's more to come but leaving you hanging in anticipation.
"The Tease of the Parentheses": Parentheses are like the side whispers of punctuation; they're the little asides that invite you into a secret world of extra information (or maybe just a cheeky joke) before returning you to the main event.
"The Quirky Quotation Quip": Quotation marks are like the punctuation marks that know how to throw shade with style; they're the written equivalent of air quotes, suggesting that maybe, just maybe, there's a hidden meaning lurking beneath the surface.
"The Cheeky Colon Connection": Colons are like the punctuation marks that insist on introducing you to their friends; they're the grammatical matchmakers who love nothing more than to pair up related ideas and let them mingle in your sentences.
8 months ago
8 months ago
11 months ago
Love goals!
Find yourself a man that cooks and loves you like that
Food is the gateway to your girlfriends heart here are 5 reasons why
Mouthwatering Meltdown Maker: Your culinary creations have the power to make her melt faster than butter on a hot skillet. One taste and she's putty in your hands, eagerly awaiting your next delicious dish to devour.
Tongue-Tingling Taste Trips: Each bite sends her taste buds on a wild rollercoaster ride of ecstasy, leaving her craving more than just seconds. Your food isn't just delicious—it's downright addictive!
Saucy Sauce Seducer: Your secret sauce isn't just for flavor—it's a potent love potion that leaves her weak in the knees and yearning for more. Who knew a dollop of mayo could lead to such saucy shenanigans?
Steamy Steam Basket Surprise: Forget foreplay—your steam basket is the real MVP in the bedroom. As she watches the steam rise from your expertly prepared dumplings, she can't help but imagine herself as the filling in your tantalizing dumpling duo.
Gratuitous Gastronomic Gratification: Your kitchen isn't just a place for cooking—it's a veritable pleasure palace of gastronomic delights. With each dish you serve up, you're not just feeding her appetite—you're feeding her fantasies.
Food is the gateway to your girlfriends heart here are 5 reasons why
Mouthwatering Meltdown Maker: Your culinary creations have the power to make her melt faster than butter on a hot skillet. One taste and she's putty in your hands, eagerly awaiting your next delicious dish to devour.
Tongue-Tingling Taste Trips: Each bite sends her taste buds on a wild rollercoaster ride of ecstasy, leaving her craving more than just seconds. Your food isn't just delicious—it's downright addictive!
Saucy Sauce Seducer: Your secret sauce isn't just for flavor—it's a potent love potion that leaves her weak in the knees and yearning for more. Who knew a dollop of mayo could lead to such saucy shenanigans?
Steamy Steam Basket Surprise: Forget foreplay—your steam basket is the real MVP in the bedroom. As she watches the steam rise from your expertly prepared dumplings, she can't help but imagine herself as the filling in your tantalizing dumpling duo.
Gratuitous Gastronomic Gratification: Your kitchen isn't just a place for cooking—it's a veritable pleasure palace of gastronomic delights. With each dish you serve up, you're not just feeding her appetite—you're feeding her fantasies.
8 months ago
11 months ago
Dating is very hard
Take the initiative girls.
If you're dealing with one of the dumbest most oblivious people alive try these techniques:
Deploy the "Flirting for Dummies" Manual: Casually slip them a copy of "Flirting for Dummies" under the guise of recommending a good read. Maybe they'll get the hint, or at the very least, they'll have some entertaining bedtime reading.
Invent a Flirting Translator App: Pretend to furiously type away on your phone whenever you're flirting with them. When they ask what you're doing, tell them you're using your new invention—a Flirting Translator App—to decode their responses. Spoiler alert: it's just the Notes app with random gibberish.
Start a Flirting with Obvious Signals Club: Enlist their unwitting participation in a pretend club where you practice "subtle" flirting techniques. Cue exaggerated winks, finger guns, and overly dramatic hair flips. Bonus points if you print out membership cards.
Stage a "Flirting Intervention": Gather their friends and family for an "intervention" where you all hilariously reenact their missed flirting opportunities. Bonus points for costumes and props—maybe a giant neon sign that says "I'm flirting with you!"
Channel Your Inner Mime: Take a page from the silent comedians and communicate your flirtatious intentions through exaggerated gestures and facial expressions. It's like playing a game of charades, but with romance instead of movie titles.
If you're dealing with one of the dumbest most oblivious people alive try these techniques:
Deploy the "Flirting for Dummies" Manual: Casually slip them a copy of "Flirting for Dummies" under the guise of recommending a good read. Maybe they'll get the hint, or at the very least, they'll have some entertaining bedtime reading.
Invent a Flirting Translator App: Pretend to furiously type away on your phone whenever you're flirting with them. When they ask what you're doing, tell them you're using your new invention—a Flirting Translator App—to decode their responses. Spoiler alert: it's just the Notes app with random gibberish.
Start a Flirting with Obvious Signals Club: Enlist their unwitting participation in a pretend club where you practice "subtle" flirting techniques. Cue exaggerated winks, finger guns, and overly dramatic hair flips. Bonus points if you print out membership cards.
Stage a "Flirting Intervention": Gather their friends and family for an "intervention" where you all hilariously reenact their missed flirting opportunities. Bonus points for costumes and props—maybe a giant neon sign that says "I'm flirting with you!"
Channel Your Inner Mime: Take a page from the silent comedians and communicate your flirtatious intentions through exaggerated gestures and facial expressions. It's like playing a game of charades, but with romance instead of movie titles.
11 months ago
She can probably walk on water
Doesn't walk actually just slaps the ground. Enough being mean though maybe this is a plus! Here's 5 reasons why girly yeti feet are awesome:
"Built-in Flippers for Impromptu Pool Parties": Who needs to pack flippers for a pool party when you've got sizeable feet? With your enormous flippers—uh, feet—you'll be the life of the party, effortlessly gliding through the water like a majestic sea creature.
"Never Lose Your Balance in High Heels": With feet the size of ski slopes, you'll never have to worry about teetering in those towering stilettos. Your massive feet provide the perfect counterbalance, keeping you steady on even the most treacherous terrain—like cobblestone streets or the dance floor after one too many cocktails.
"Instant Icebreakers at Pedicure Parties": Who needs conversation starters when you've got feet the size of small boats? Your colossal tootsies are sure to be the talk of the town at your next pedicure party, sparking lively debates about shoe sizes and potential career paths as a professional soccer player.
"The Ultimate Home Security System": With feet so big, you'll never need to invest in a guard dog. Just imagine the look on a would-be intruder's face when they come face-to-face with your formidable footprints—no burglar alarm required.
"Instant Celebrity Status as the World's Biggest Foot Model": Move over, Cinderella—there's a new foot model in town, and her feet are bigger than life itself. With your massive tootsies gracing the covers of magazines and billboards worldwide, you'll be living footloose and fancy-free in the glamorous world of giant foot fame.
"Built-in Flippers for Impromptu Pool Parties": Who needs to pack flippers for a pool party when you've got sizeable feet? With your enormous flippers—uh, feet—you'll be the life of the party, effortlessly gliding through the water like a majestic sea creature.
"Never Lose Your Balance in High Heels": With feet the size of ski slopes, you'll never have to worry about teetering in those towering stilettos. Your massive feet provide the perfect counterbalance, keeping you steady on even the most treacherous terrain—like cobblestone streets or the dance floor after one too many cocktails.
"Instant Icebreakers at Pedicure Parties": Who needs conversation starters when you've got feet the size of small boats? Your colossal tootsies are sure to be the talk of the town at your next pedicure party, sparking lively debates about shoe sizes and potential career paths as a professional soccer player.
"The Ultimate Home Security System": With feet so big, you'll never need to invest in a guard dog. Just imagine the look on a would-be intruder's face when they come face-to-face with your formidable footprints—no burglar alarm required.
"Instant Celebrity Status as the World's Biggest Foot Model": Move over, Cinderella—there's a new foot model in town, and her feet are bigger than life itself. With your massive tootsies gracing the covers of magazines and billboards worldwide, you'll be living footloose and fancy-free in the glamorous world of giant foot fame.
