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2 years ago
Little banter with EA
Could this teach them that making good games is a good idea? Here EA you can have these ideas since your games are so good recently "Office Chaos Simulator": Play as an office worker navigating through mundane tasks like filing paperwork, fixing the printer, and attending endless meetings.
The goal? Survive the workday without succumbing to boredom-induced madness! "Toast Simulator 3000": Experience the thrill of being a slice of bread in a toaster. Your mission? Get toasted evenly without burning or getting stuck.
Bonus points for landing butter-side up! "Traffic Jam Tycoon": Build and manage your own gridlocked city! Strategically place traffic lights, roadblocks, and potholes to ensure maximum congestion. Can you frustrate enough virtual commuters to become the ultimate traffic jam tycoon? "Zombie Accountant Apocalypse": Play as a zombie accountant roaming the streets in search of spreadsheets to devour.
Watch out for rival zombie lawyers and auditors out to steal your clients' brains! "Extreme Lawn Mowing Championship": Race against the clock to mow lawns in the most absurd and dangerous locations imaginable – from erupting volcanoes to outer space. Just be careful not to run over any garden gnomes!
The goal? Survive the workday without succumbing to boredom-induced madness! "Toast Simulator 3000": Experience the thrill of being a slice of bread in a toaster. Your mission? Get toasted evenly without burning or getting stuck.
Bonus points for landing butter-side up! "Traffic Jam Tycoon": Build and manage your own gridlocked city! Strategically place traffic lights, roadblocks, and potholes to ensure maximum congestion. Can you frustrate enough virtual commuters to become the ultimate traffic jam tycoon? "Zombie Accountant Apocalypse": Play as a zombie accountant roaming the streets in search of spreadsheets to devour.
Watch out for rival zombie lawyers and auditors out to steal your clients' brains! "Extreme Lawn Mowing Championship": Race against the clock to mow lawns in the most absurd and dangerous locations imaginable – from erupting volcanoes to outer space. Just be careful not to run over any garden gnomes!
1 year ago
2 years ago
The cows did nothing wrong!
Neither did the British if you ask me but you can disagree in the comments. The cows though might have been slightly evil in the past ...nothing unforgivable though I've gotten this information that I shall present to you from the Akashic Records while doing Ayahuasca :
"The Cow Conspiracy Cult:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're the masterminds behind a sinister cult known as the "Moo-nati." Rumor has it they gather in secret pastures under the light of the full moon, plotting world domination one hoofprint at a time.
"The Bovine Bully Brigade:" British cows are notorious bullies, terrorizing innocent farmers and commandeering their fields for their nefarious schemes. It's like living in a bovine mafia movie, where the cows call the shots and the humans are just along for the ride.
"The Dairy Dictatorship:" British cows have established a ruthless dairy dictatorship, enforcing their rule with an iron hoof and a steely gaze. Dissenters are swiftly dealt with—usually with a swift kick to the udder and a menacing moo that sends shivers down your spine.
"The Grazing Gangsters:" British cows are like the mob bosses of the pasture, running protection rackets and extorting hay from unsuspecting farmers. Cross them, and you'll find yourself on the wrong end of a stampede faster than you can say "udder chaos."
"The Cow Cult Coup:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're planning a hostile takeover of the British countryside, transforming it into a dystopian bovine paradise ruled by hoof and horn. It's like living in a horror movie where the cows are the monsters—and they're hungry for more than just grass.
"The Cow Conspiracy Cult:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're the masterminds behind a sinister cult known as the "Moo-nati." Rumor has it they gather in secret pastures under the light of the full moon, plotting world domination one hoofprint at a time.
"The Bovine Bully Brigade:" British cows are notorious bullies, terrorizing innocent farmers and commandeering their fields for their nefarious schemes. It's like living in a bovine mafia movie, where the cows call the shots and the humans are just along for the ride.
"The Dairy Dictatorship:" British cows have established a ruthless dairy dictatorship, enforcing their rule with an iron hoof and a steely gaze. Dissenters are swiftly dealt with—usually with a swift kick to the udder and a menacing moo that sends shivers down your spine.
"The Grazing Gangsters:" British cows are like the mob bosses of the pasture, running protection rackets and extorting hay from unsuspecting farmers. Cross them, and you'll find yourself on the wrong end of a stampede faster than you can say "udder chaos."
"The Cow Cult Coup:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're planning a hostile takeover of the British countryside, transforming it into a dystopian bovine paradise ruled by hoof and horn. It's like living in a horror movie where the cows are the monsters—and they're hungry for more than just grass.
1 year ago
2 years ago
Dream achieved
Might be the wrong type of cat though
He did you a favor according the the gnome that i paid in dogecoin to write this list
The "No Paw-blem" Predicament:
Heavy equipment doesn't worry about awkward grooming moments or scratching that elusive itch.
The "Machinery Meets Milk" Mismatch:
Heavy equipment enjoys gears over nine lives, without the risk of a dairy disaster ruining their day.
The "Tailless Triumph" Tale:
While cats chase tails, heavy equipment tackles piles of dirt – who needs whiskers when you have horsepower?
The "Load Box vs. Litter Box" Dilemma:
Heavy equipment skips litter box duty for conquering construction sites and moving mountains.
The "Curiosity Caution" Quip:
Heavy equipment knows better than to be curious – no one wants to be the bulldozer stuck in a tree!
He did you a favor according the the gnome that i paid in dogecoin to write this list
The "No Paw-blem" Predicament:
Heavy equipment doesn't worry about awkward grooming moments or scratching that elusive itch.
The "Machinery Meets Milk" Mismatch:
Heavy equipment enjoys gears over nine lives, without the risk of a dairy disaster ruining their day.
The "Tailless Triumph" Tale:
While cats chase tails, heavy equipment tackles piles of dirt – who needs whiskers when you have horsepower?
The "Load Box vs. Litter Box" Dilemma:
Heavy equipment skips litter box duty for conquering construction sites and moving mountains.
The "Curiosity Caution" Quip:
Heavy equipment knows better than to be curious – no one wants to be the bulldozer stuck in a tree!
2 years ago
Rough for the kid
They both suck FAIL. DNA tests on the other hand are awesome and here's some reasons why:
The Genetic Game Show: "Because DNA tests are like a reality TV competition where you get to uncover the ultimate truth about your ancestry—move over, 'Survivor,' there's a new tribe in town, and they're all related!"
The Family Feud Fiesta: "Because DNA tests turn family reunions into a high-stakes guessing game—forget about potato sack races and three-legged races, the real competition is trying to guess which cousin twice removed is actually a long-lost sibling."
The Ancestry Antics: "Because DNA tests are like playing detective in a genetic mystery novel—except instead of solving crimes, you're uncovering scandalous secrets and hidden family skeletons. Who needs 'Sherlock Holmes' when you've got a swab and a test tube?"
The Surprise Spectacle: "Because DNA tests are like opening a surprise present on Christmas morning—except instead of getting a new toy or a pair of socks, you're finding out that your great-grandmother was actually a pirate queen or your uncle is secretly a long-lost member of the royal family."
The Identity Inquiry: "Because DNA tests are like taking a ride on the world's craziest roller coaster—except instead of twists and turns, you're navigating a wild ride through your own genetic code, discovering hidden talents, bizarre quirks, and the occasional unexpected mutation. Who needs amusement parks when you've got the double helix?"
The Genetic Game Show: "Because DNA tests are like a reality TV competition where you get to uncover the ultimate truth about your ancestry—move over, 'Survivor,' there's a new tribe in town, and they're all related!"
The Family Feud Fiesta: "Because DNA tests turn family reunions into a high-stakes guessing game—forget about potato sack races and three-legged races, the real competition is trying to guess which cousin twice removed is actually a long-lost sibling."
The Ancestry Antics: "Because DNA tests are like playing detective in a genetic mystery novel—except instead of solving crimes, you're uncovering scandalous secrets and hidden family skeletons. Who needs 'Sherlock Holmes' when you've got a swab and a test tube?"
The Surprise Spectacle: "Because DNA tests are like opening a surprise present on Christmas morning—except instead of getting a new toy or a pair of socks, you're finding out that your great-grandmother was actually a pirate queen or your uncle is secretly a long-lost member of the royal family."
The Identity Inquiry: "Because DNA tests are like taking a ride on the world's craziest roller coaster—except instead of twists and turns, you're navigating a wild ride through your own genetic code, discovering hidden talents, bizarre quirks, and the occasional unexpected mutation. Who needs amusement parks when you've got the double helix?"
1 year ago
