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9 months ago
Is this punishment a bit too much?
Might want to dial it back a little...
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
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People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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